Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Run n Spread]

Plastic Surgeon: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now, when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed at the total stranger staring back at you.
Krusty the Clown: [looks at the mirror] AAAAAAAAHHH! I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME, YOU MORON!
Plastic Surgeon: Oh, nonsense, Krusty. You look at least 10 years younger. Plus I did your breasts.
Krusty the Clown: Does anybody hear me complaining about the breasts?

 

[Sub_Zero]

Homer: Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.

 

[Sub_Zero]

Marge: Homey, I'm very proud of you, but don't you think you're spending too much time with Ned? Your family needs you too.
Homer: Oh, of course you'd say something like that, Marge. You've hated Ned for years! In fact, you wanted to bash his head in with a pipe.
Marge: That was you!
Homer: Love, Marge. Don't hate... love.

 

[Kram]

“Ohh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles, Or-ah-gah-no? What the hell?”

 

[Sub_Zero]

Homer: Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. (She scrapes it down with a broom.)
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but--(Eats waffle)--Mmm... sacrilicious.

 

[Sub_Zero]

Homer: I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter.
Homer: Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.
Bart: You're absolutely right, Dad. We don't need a baby-sitter.
Homer: Wait a minute [takes out card reading: "Always do opposite of what Bart Says."] You kids do need a baby-sitter!
Bart: [to himself] Blast that infernal card! (to Homer) Hey, Dad. Don't give me that card.
Homer: Here ya go--[pulls card away]--No!

 

[Gibbsy]

Another day, another box of stolen pens

 

[Run n Spread]

Judge Snyder: [bangs gavel] The Court rules in favor of Mr. Burns. I find he is clearly the boy's biological father!

 

[Run n Spread]

Bart: "So that explains his mysterious trip to Holland."

 

[davo99]

 

[Gibbsy]

And then I said to the President, "get this!"

 

[Crows_United_FC]

Even though the show isn't as good as it used to be, I would be sad when they have the final episode.
If you were part of the writing team, how would you finish the show??

Personally I would have the the whole Simpsons family die in a car accident. I know it sounds brutal. It's the best way to end the show though IMO. Or is it too graphic for the show??

 

[glenferry23]

Kill the whole family? Da f*ck??

 

[Sub_Zero]

Even though the show isn't as good as it used to be, I would be sad when they have the final episode.
If you were part of the writing team, how would you finish the show??

Personally I would have the the whole Simpsons family die in a car accident. I know it sounds brutal. It's the best way to end the show though IMO. Or is it too graphic for the show??

That is seriously the stupidest idea ive ever heard

 

[HugeJohnson]

Even though the show isn't as good as it used to be, I would be sad when they have the final episode.
If you were part of the writing team, how would you finish the show??

Personally I would have the the whole Simpsons family die in a car accident. I know it sounds brutal. It's the best way to end the show though IMO. Or is it too graphic for the show??

LOL


I would probably have them move away from Springfield and they have a massive leaving party that all the recurring characters attended and reminisced about everything. Then they drove away and everyone is standing out the front of their house waving goodbye.

 

[Andre]

LOL


I would probably have them move away from Springfield and they have a massive leaving party that all the recurring characters attended and reminisced about everything. Then they drove away and everyone is standing out the front of their house waving goodbye.

Yeah! They could call it You only move twice.

 

[HugeJohnson]

Yeah! They could call it You only move twice.

Only this time they don't return...

 

[Crows_United_FC]

IMO the only way they can end the show well is with some sort of tragedy.
I know my idea sounds graphic, brutal or whatever you want to call it but it could be an interesting ending. Some might not like it that's fine. It's an opinion after all. Having The Simpsons moving away wouldn't be a fitting end because like mentioned above, they've already moved away. it's just an anti-climatic way of ending a show that's been on air for over 20 years!

 

[HugeJohnson]

Or maybe Mr. Burns could die and leave the Power Plant to Homer for some reason. Then Homer presses a wrong button or something,the plant explodes and the whole town gets wiped out. The end. And Ned rapes Marge.

 

[Starburns_]

Or maybe Mr. Burns could die and leave the Power Plant to Homer for some reason. Then Homer presses a wrong button or something,the plant explodes and the whole town gets wiped out. The end. And Ned rapes Marge.

A nuclear meltdown at the plant that causes everyone to leave Springfield would make sense.

 

[lmach]

A nuclear meltdown at the plant that causes everyone to leave Springfield would make sense.

Yeah, and then they get the chair.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

The Simpsons already ended after about season 11 in my eyes. What's on now is just a half assed spin off.

 

[davo99]

 

[HugeJohnson]

Even though the show isn't as good as it used to be, I would be sad when they have the final episode.
If you were part of the writing team, how would you finish the show??

Personally I would have the the whole Simpsons family die in a car accident. I know it sounds brutal. It's the best way to end the show though IMO. Or is it too graphic for the show??

The more I think about this, the stupider it sounds. How about we have Homer murder the whole family and then commit suicide, what a great way to end a show that has been going for 20 years and is watched by millions of children all around the world. Is that a big enough tragedy to end it on?

 

[Crows_United_FC]

The more I think about this, the stupider it sounds. How about we have Homer murder the whole family and then commit suicide, what a great way to end a show that has been going for 20 years and is watched by millions of children all around the world. Is that a big enough tragedy to end it on?

Simpsons character have died in the past so this wouldn't be anything new. In fact they showed Maude Flanders's death. Death by a car accident and Murder/Suicide are 2 completely different things. C'mon mate you can't compare the two.