Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Westerberg]

“But every religion says there’s a soul, Bart. Why would they lie? What would they have to gain?”

“I don’t hear scrubbing.”

Lisa: I know most of you have already judged my brother guilty without any proof, but doesn't the Bible teach us, "Judge not,lest ye be judged," Reverend?
Lovejoy: I think it may be somewhere towards the back.

 

[E92_]

 

[E92_]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

hahahahahah me at first year marketing subject

 

[glenferry23]

"You handsome devil"

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine

 

[Byron_Clanger]

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half, it cost eighty million dollars

 

[Kram]

“Human roaches, feeding off each other’s garbage, the only thing you can’t buy here is dignity.”

 

[Westerberg]

Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits
and make you talk to them?
Homer: Oh, all the time! Have you ever heard of this kid Milhouse?
He's a little wiener...
Burns: Fascinating. Good night.

 

[Shaxx Attaxx]

 

[E92_]

This ep is on:

 

[GOAUS!]

Upon closer inspection these appear to be loafers.

 

[Burzum]

 

[Burzum]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

I reckon most things in this thread have been posted 2 or 3 times at least lol. Still good for a laugh

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

The one where Bart becomes a Hall monitor

Teacher: This is a great day for me. I thought I could never teach again!
Skinner: Oh, things have changed. There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Glascock.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will.

 

[davo99]

Not good quality but one of my fav lines

 

[GOAUS!]

What was I laughing about then? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman.

 

[WeetBixKid]

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Hmm... the polite thing to do would've been to clean the shells first.

 

[Toil83]

I didn't take your money! It's at...Bill's house. And Fred's house!

I love watching Superintendent Chalmers lay out someone in that scene lol