Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[MaddAdam]

Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's
Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

"They Came To Burgle Carnegie Hall".

 

[E92_]

Skinner: And there she is: the world's largest cubic zirconia.
Moe: What an eyesore!
Homer: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems that the cat has been caught by the
very person who was trying to catch him.
Skinner: How ironic.

 

[E92_]

Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for
some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely
what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers
to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

More friends! More allies! More, I say. Hang those who talk of less. There's a few inches over here, ho!

 

[Kim Hagdorn]

Ah, my plan has come to fruition! Soon I'll be queen of summertime... uh, I mean king, king!

 

[MaddAdam]

"Release the robotic Richard Simmons!"

 

[Marlowe]

"But Marge, I was a political prisoner!"

"How were you a political prisoner?"

"I kicked giant mouse in the butt, do I have to draw you a diagram? "

 

[Gibbsy]

 

[E92_]

 

[GOAUS!]

 

[Rooz90]

Gotta love Homer's green jacket

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

THAT BIRD - HE'S KILLING THE ELEPHANT!

 

[E92_]

 

[Kram]

Homer, there's a bird on your head! I know. He's grooming me.

 

[lmach]

In MX (from the Simpsons FB page):

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[lmach]

Anyone else read the whole thing in Skinner's voice?

 

[Kram]

The "Well, we all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it" gets me every time.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

What is a wedding? Well, Webster's Dictionary defines it as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden".

 

[lmach]

Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Mrs. Krabappel: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: What?.....No, it's my dog.

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Milhouse: I knew the dog before he came to class.

 

[tazaa]

ohh

 

[E92_]

 

[lmach]

What, it's not Magaggie's birthday?

Oh

 

[lmach]

Lenny: Uh, lets see... I'll have one, uh-
Carl: Hey, hurry up. I wanna get my pretzel.
Lenny: One pretzel.
Marge: Thank you.
Carl: Lets see... Uh, I will have one of your, uh-
Mr Burns: Come on, come on, while we're young.

 

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