Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Captain Awkward]

So they killed off Barney apparently?



And reading the reddit thread, apparently Edna was killed off as well.

:|

Killing off characters in TV shows is all the rage these days .

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"

 

[Big Sauce 21]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Can't really say I care
Who still watches it?

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Can't really say I care
Who still watches it?

That's very unfortunate.

I tape the good eps and watch them on sunday arvo

 

[Cleavy]

Can't really say I care
Who still watches it?

"we do, we do"

 

[BALKAN]

I still watch it. There's heaps of funny new episodes.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

I saw a few episodes from around season 20, and they were generally poor, by Simpsons' standards. Would watch them if I had nothing else to do.

Have they improved since then?

 

[BALKAN]

I saw a few episodes from around season 20, and they were generally poor, by Simpsons' standards. Would watch them if I had nothing else to do.

Have they improved since then?

I think people need to let go of what the Simpsons was and enjoy it for what it is. It's not 'settling for a worse show' as some people may think but rather accepting that after 20+ years thing have changed.

Anyway, IMO Simpsons has been improving steadily since season 20ish. Seasons 20-25 have delivered some huge laughs for me. "Dial N For Nerder" from season 19 is also worth checking out, I reckon.

 

[Captain Awkward]

If you kids can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm gonna turn this car around and there will be no Cape Canaveral for anybody!

That's it! Back to Winnipeg!

 

[placebo]

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

 

[MrNatural]

Every Saturday or Sunday morning i will flick to Fox8 for the usual Simpsons marathon.
However, i always make sure i check the episode synopsis before sitting down to watch.
If the episode is after about season 10-12, i immediately switch channels, usually to Judge Judy

 

[DivideandConca]

Milhouse: But I didn't do anything!

Agent: I don't care!

 

[iluvparis]

Milhouse: But I didn't do anything!

Agent: I don't care!

Haha totally forgot that scene - which ep is it from?

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Haha totally forgot that scene - which ep is it from?

Lisa's Rival

 

[Knighta21]

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.

 

[Righteo]

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!

Seymour really is the best side character IMHO.

Skinner, "Superintendent we made the front page today!"

Chalmers, "What's that say under your hand there?"

Skinner, "Hmm? Oh, it's an unrelated article."

Chalmers, "It's an unrelated article?"

Skinner nods.

Chalmers, "Within the banner headline?"

Skinner, "....yes"

 

[Cleavy]

we used to walk around the playground all the time saying 'i was saying boo-urns' or the all time most hated teachers episode because everyone would scream on their way to class the next day 'everybody loves me, i am so brave, i am so brave'... and many others.

"with a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero"

 

[Quokka]

 

[brahj]

Seymour really is the best side character IMHO.

Skinner, "Superintendent we made the front page today!"

Chalmers, "What's that say under your hand there?"

Skinner, "Hmm? Oh, it's an unrelated article."

Chalmers, "It's an unrelated article?"

Skinner nods.

Chalmers, "Within the banner headline?"

Skinner, "....yes"

Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Chalmers: Yes, I should be, good lord what is happening in there?!

Skinner: Aurora Borealis?

Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: May I see it?

Skinner: Er, no.

Agnes: Seymour, the house is on fire!

Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

 

[Floor Pie]

Listen to this, and watch the .gif!
Ignore the background, just watch the feet.... and the strut!

There's only one thing to do at a moment like this, strut!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Director: Hmm. According to our records, a Mr. and Mrs. Powell adopted your brother and named him Herbert.
Homer: Herbert! Herbert Powell! Great! Where can I find him?
Director: I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to release that information.
Homer: Oh, please, please! This is my life we're talking about here. Please!
Director: Well, I do sympathise with your situation, Mr. Simpson. After all your brother could be anywhere... Even Detroit.
Homer: I know he could be anywhere, that's why I want you to narrow it down! Please!
Director: You know, Mr. Simpson, if you ask me, the city of Brotherly Love isn't Philadelphia. It's... Detroit.
Homer: Well, if you ask me, changing the subject makes you the most worthless, heartless excuse for a human being I ever-
Director: Read between the lines, you fool!
Homer: Oh! Oh, I get it! Okay.

Homer: Here's twenty bucks. Now will you tell me where my brother lives?
Director: Mr. Simpson, I don't want your-
Homer: Just take it and tell me!
Director: Detroit. He lives in Detroit.

 

[raven echo]

Homer: English side ruined! Must use French instructions! "Le grille"? What the hell is that?!

Homer: Yeah, that's one fine looking barbeque pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?! WHY?! Why must life be so hard!? Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry?!

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl."

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

Homer: English side ruined! Must use French instructions! "Le grille"? What the hell is that?!

Homer: Yeah, that's one fine looking barbeque pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?! WHY?! Why must life be so hard!? Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry?!

 

[HugeJohnson]

[P.A System] Dr Riviera, Dr Nick Riviera. Please report to the coroner immediately.
[Dr. Nick] The Coroner? I'm so sick of that guy. Well, see you in the operating place!

[Reporter]"Where are the bodies?"
[Dr Nick] Ahh, such a nice day, I think I'll go out the window!