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Homer: Well Chief, don't quit your day job ... whatever that is.
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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3
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Homer: Well Chief, don't quit your day job ... whatever that is.
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love that episode. one of my favourites. it's like animated dmt.
Smithers: Simpson, why aren't you at work?
Homer: I did something and Lenny sent me home to think about what I'd done but now I can't remember it.... so I'm watching T.V
Homer: I did something and Lenny sent me home to think about what I'd done but now I can't remember it.... so I'm watching T.V
Lionel Hutz: And so ladies and gentlemen of the jury. I rest my case.
Judge Snyder: Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: I... Ahh!
[David Crosby shakes his head in shame]
Lionel Hutz: I move for a 'bad court thingy'.
Judge Snyder: You mean a *mistrial?*
Lionel Hutz: Yeah! That's why you're the 'judge' and I'm the 'law talking guy?'
Judge Snyder: The *lawyer?*
Lionel Hutz: Right.
Judge Snyder: Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: I... Ahh!
[David Crosby shakes his head in shame]
Lionel Hutz: I move for a 'bad court thingy'.
Judge Snyder: You mean a *mistrial?*
Lionel Hutz: Yeah! That's why you're the 'judge' and I'm the 'law talking guy?'
Judge Snyder: The *lawyer?*
Lionel Hutz: Right.
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*Phone rings*
Ned: (answering) Howdily-doodily
Homer: (recording) Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look--
(Hangs up)
Ned: Oh, it's that darn recording again.
Maude: Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.
*Phone rings*
Ned: Howdily-do--
Homer: Greetings, friends--
Ned: Dang!
Maude: I told you to unplug the phone.
Ned: But it could be my mother! (*Phone rings*) Howdily--
Homer: Greetings, friends--
Ned: Shoot!
Maude: That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.
Homer: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!? People are trying to sleep!
Ned: (answering) Howdily-doodily
Homer: (recording) Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look--
(Hangs up)
Ned: Oh, it's that darn recording again.
Maude: Of course it was. It's been calling all night. Just unplug the phone.
*Phone rings*
Ned: Howdily-do--
Homer: Greetings, friends--
Ned: Dang!
Maude: I told you to unplug the phone.
Ned: But it could be my mother! (*Phone rings*) Howdily--
Homer: Greetings, friends--
Ned: Shoot!
Maude: That is it, Ned! If you don't unplug that phone right now, you're sleeping on the lawn.
Homer: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!? People are trying to sleep!
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Ironic, isn't it, Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election. And yet, if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
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In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet project: The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel. Will the gambit pay off? 20th Century Fox is betting... it will.
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Ralph: What's a battle?
Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Skinner: No he said "What's that rattle?" It's about the heating duct.
Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Skinner: I've had a cold, so...
Chalmers: Oh so you hear Rs as Bs?
Skinner: Hahahaha, lets go.
Chalmers: Did that boy say what's a battle?
Skinner: No he said "What's that rattle?" It's about the heating duct.
Chalmers: Hmm, it sounded like battle.
Skinner: I've had a cold, so...
Chalmers: Oh so you hear Rs as Bs?
“Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we are not allowed to go to the bathroom.”
As bad as the "jokes" and terrible guest celebrities the show features these days the worst thing for me is that they lost their heart. The Simpsons wasn't always just about the funny but could actually create feels 
Re-watched "Mother Simpson" again today and the ending is really sad yet poignant.
Re-watched "Mother Simpson" again today and the ending is really sad yet poignant.
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As bad as the "jokes" and terrible guest celebrities the show features these days the worst thing for me is that they lost their heart. The Simpsons wasn't always just about the funny but could actually create feels
Re-watched "Mother Simpson" again today and the ending is really sad yet poignant.
Fantastic episode and ending.
This is my cause! I’m like the man who singlehandedly built the rocket and went to the moon. What was his name, Apollo Creed?
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Springfield will have its first annual “Do What You Feel” festival this Saturday, whenever you feel like showing up. It will be a welcome change to our “Do As We Say” festival, started by German settlers in 1946.
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Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
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I should be resisting this but I'm paralysed with rage.
Hey he's getting a pretty good sound out of that guy
I should be resisting this but I'm paralysed with rage.
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Homer: Don't worry, Marge, I've come up with a perfectly balanced budget. There will be exactly enough money for you, me, Bart, and Lisa, if we make a few small sacrifices.
Marge: Uh huh...
Homer: From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not that fancy quilted kind.
Marge: Uh huh...
Homer: From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not that fancy quilted kind.
I might go mad with fear out there, so Todd, I want you to shoot Daddy if he tries to get back in.
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Lionel Hutz: Now, Mrs. Simpson, tell the court in your own words what happened after you and your husband were ejected out of the restaurant.
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: (cries) We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
(jury is made up of fat people)
Jury: No, no.
Jury member: No, that could've been me!
Marge: Well, we pretty much went straight home.
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, remember that you are under oath.
Marge: We drove around until three in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.
Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?
Marge: (cries) We... went... fishing.
Lionel Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?
(jury is made up of fat people)
Jury: No, no.
Jury member: No, that could've been me!
Talking this over with mates the other day - Homer Badman has to stand as the most quotable episode of all time IMO.
"Your tears say more than real evidence ever will."
Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.
Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera ... so, let's turn it on!
"Your tears say more than real evidence ever will."
Kent: This is hour 57 of our live, round-the-clock coverage outside the Simpson estate. Remember, by the way, to tune in at 8:00 for highlights of today's vigil, including when the garbage man came and when Marge Simpson put the cat out...possibly because it was harassed, we don't know.
Of course, there's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera ... so, let's turn it on!
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