Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Kram]

Look, If you are ever near the White House, there's a tool shed out the back. I'm there most of the day..

 

[RippaRiley43]

Homer: Marge, that's it. That's why I haven't done anything with my life! I need to be more like Thomas Edison.
Marge: Whatever.
Homer: And I'm starting right now!
(Homer gets out of bed and takes off his pyjamas)
Homer: No more lousy pyjamas. From this day forward, I am an inventor!
Man: Do us a favour, invent yourself some underpants!

 

[Captain Awkward]

Carl: Hey, where's Homer? How'd he get out of this?
Homer: Hey, everybody! Up here!
Smithers: Simpson, stop frolicking and get to work.
Homer: Right away, Mr Smithers. I'll just walk across these slippery rock-
(Homer falls off)
Carl: Oh, no! He's going over the falls!
Lenny: Oh, good. He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh, no! The branch broke off.
Lenny: Oh, good. He can grab onto them pointy rocks.
Carl: Oh, no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs!
Lenny: Oh, good. Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.
Carl: Oh, no! They're biting him and stealing his pants.

Smithers: Good lord! He'll be sucked into the turbine.

Mr Burns: Smithers, who was that corpse?
Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir. One of the finest, bravest men ever to grace Sector 7G.
I'll cross him off the list.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[Kram]

And one more thing... I never once washed my hands, that's you policy, not mine.

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

Dear Die Hard, you rock.

 

[Super Hans]

Out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax: A horse with the head of a rabbit and...the body of a rabbit!

 

[Super Hans]

Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!

 

[Super Hans]

Marge you tested positive for crack and PCP.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Homer :

If Marge isn't happy, I'm not happy, and if I'm not happy, Moe is very happy.
But for once, this isn't about Moe.
What should I do, Doctor Hotdog?

 

[Kram]

Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator wasn’t running. You spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you anonymous young man.

 

[Cruyff14]

Homer: [grabbing Marge] Yer gotta redda kid forrad yarrar!
Marge: Homer, what is it? Slow down!
Homer: [slowly, but still furious] J'yer gedda ferda redderarrar.
Marge: Think before you say each word.
Homer: You broke a promise to your child.
Marge: What?
Homer: You promised Lisa to help her with her costume. You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed -- she's such a little trooper.

 

[Kram]

“Well, William, another school year gone by.”
“And may I say, a job well done, sir.”
“Well, back to work then. Make sure to give those toilets a good scrubbing. We want the old girls sparkling when I get back.”
“Aye, sir....
... ya silk wearing buttercup.”

 

[Unknown Caller]

Homer: I can't believe my little boy is already going on his first date.
[sings] Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset...
Cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon...
Yes, we have no bananas...[weeps]
Marge: Oh, that's sweet Homer. Our son is growing up, isn't he?
Homer: No, it's not that. Didn't you hear? They have no bananas!
They have no bananas today...[walks off crying]

 

[Captain Awkward]

Milhouse: C-Can I use your bathroom?
Comic Book Guy: No. You may not. The bathroom is for paying customers only. If you purchase an item, you may use the bathroom.
Milhouse: Okay. Um, how about that?
Comic Book Guy: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore. It is worth $150.
Milhouse: What can I get for 75 cents?
Comic Book Guy: You may purchase this charming Hamburglar Adventure. A child has already solved the Jumble using crayons. The answer is "fries."

Kirk: Uh, Milhouse, what's going on? You said you just needed to use the bathroom. Now I find you buying comics.
Comic Book Guy: Oh, our transaction is completed. You may take the boy.
Milhouse: Wait!

 

[Super Hans]

 

[Super Hans]

You mean the mob only did me a favour to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony... I will say good day to you sir!

 

[Kram]

What are you spraying me with?
Rum! So no one will believe your story.

 

[Kram]

Comic Book Guy: Oh, our transaction is completed. You may take the boy.

The whole scene is great but just the way he says that line is gold.

 

[Kram]

Uh.. you know.. when I was a kid this used to be a pet store.

 

[4evablues]

 

[4evablues]

hilarious...hahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Igloo]

 

[Kram]

What's that from?