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Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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“You see anything yet?”
“Nothing, captain. Somebody took all the beer and cold cuts.”
“That’s it. I’m not even casting off until we go to the store.”
 

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"Hey, Flanders, heading for church? Well, I thought I could save you a little time."

"Oooh, found a new shortcut?"

"Better. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God"

"We'll just see about that. Uh-oh. Well, maybe he made a mistake. Nope, it's airtight. Can't let this little doozy get out."
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Wesson: Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. This man is an illegal alien!
Mr Burns: That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
Zutroy: Tocnikrabda, mistah Boons.
Female agent: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Mr Burns: That plane crashed on MY property.
Wesson: Look, Mr Burns, we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies, and hire at least one woman.
Mr Burns: All right...I'll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies. (A quacking duck in a hardhat pulls a wagon in) Get back to work, Stuart!
 

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Homer: Look everyone, now that I'm a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows.
Marge: Homer that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket, not the other way around. You've ruined a perfectly good jacket.
Homer: Correction, Marge. Two perfectly good jackets.

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Love the sugar subplot from that episode.

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“Dad, isn’t this stealing?”
“Read your town charter, boy. If foodstuffs should touch the ground, said foodstuffs shall be turned over to the village idiot. Since I don’t see him around, start shoveling!”
 

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(Bell rings)
Milhouse: School's out! Up yours, Krabappel!
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(Milhouse runs out of class)
Krabappel: Well, I'm glad the rest of you remembered that summer vacation starts at the end of the day not the beginning.
Lou: Here you go, ma'am.
[escorts Milhouse back into the classroom]
Krabappel: Mmm. Quick work. How'd you know he was gonna run?
Lou: We got someone on the inside.
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Willy:
Spill it! Where's your brother?
Skinner: You'd better answer him, Lisa. He's a bad man. What are you laughing about?
Lisa: You started off as the bad cop, but now you're the good one!
You and Willy got mixed up about ten minutes ago.
Skinner: We did not! Now where's Bart? You better tell me!
Willy: Oh, you better tell him, lassie. I cannot control him when he
gets like this!
Lisa: Now you're the good cop!
Willy: What?!
 

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