Reginald Perrin
Shouting at clouds
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- Oct 19, 2010
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- Tasmania
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- Coney Island Warriors South Fremantle
I like staying in the moment and applying great effort.
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Pure speculation Moo*. The scenario that played out could very well have occurred under any CEO/President combination.
* No swear filter.
So does the possibility that under any other CEO/President combination in a parallel universe we could have had - Choco, Neeld, Sumich, Buckley, Harvey, Scott, Ratten, Connolly, Bell, Carey, Hall, Gillard, Mems, Monkey Butler, ad infinitum. The reality is that we have Lyon because of the Steves - as an absolute truth. No speculation required - we have Lyon, Steves and Bond organised it.
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Pure speculation Moo*. The scenario that played out could very well have occurred under any CEO/President combination.
I've been informed by the minister of home affairs that I am going to my nieces 21st. That was followed by, "but the footy is on"... I'll spare you the rest of the conversation.
End result:
DanIAm 0
Wife 1
Sorry AFL08, can't make it.
(I might be physically at the 21st, but the earbuds will be plugged into a radio)
I've been informed by the minister of home affairs that I am going to my nieces 21st. That was followed by, "but the footy is on"... I'll spare you the rest of the conversation.
End result:
DanIAm 0
Wife 1
Sorry AFL08, can't make it.
(I might be physically at the 21st, but the earbuds will be plugged into a radio)
I've been informed by the minister of home affairs that I am going to my nieces 21st. That was followed by, "but the footy is on"... I'll spare you the rest of the conversation.
End result:
DanIAm 0
Wife 1
Sorry AFL08, can't make it.
(I might be physically at the 21st, but the earbuds will be plugged into a radio)

The Steves have shown the cut-throat, no-shit approach that we never had. Every other club played by these rules but ours. It's refreshing and pretty exciting to see. I love the new jumper, love ol' Ross, and love our direction. They even tried to rejazz the song. They've really helped the club.
Should've traded off your Christmas presents, you've probably got enough socks anyway.I've been informed by the minister of home affairs that I am going to my nieces 21st. That was followed by, "but the footy is on"... I'll spare you the rest of the conversation.
End result:
DanIAm 0
Wife 1
Sorry AFL08, can't make it.
(I might be physically at the 21st, but the earbuds will be plugged into a radio)
I've been informed by the minister of home affairs that I am going to my nieces 21st. That was followed by, "but the footy is on"... I'll spare you the rest of the conversation.
End result:
DanIAm 0
Wife 1
Sorry AFL08, can't make it.
(I might be physically at the 21st, but the earbuds will be plugged into a radio)
The minister of home affairs tried to get me to go out to a birthday dinner on Saturday. I won that war due to a nice technicality - I advised her as soon as possible that I was not available for anything and therefore stood my ground and didnt go.
I also did the same thing on Saturday night - when the siren sounded and I officially started drinking the half bottle of tequila (thats a whole other story) I advised her that I would not be available on Friday night.
This has also worked as she has now organised a night out with the girls.
Valkorum - 2
Minister of home affairs - 2 (she got to go out for dinner and now a girls night)

I've always wondered (mainly over the past day), if a wife is the "minister for home affairs" then what would a girlfriend qualify as?
Does she qualify as a minister or something else?
Could she be the "Junior Minister for Home Affairs" (i.e. not qualified enough to be the minister)
My partner isnt my wife, she is my girlfriend and she is still qualifies as the minister for home affairs.
Ah, my bad. I just assumed it referred to a wife.
How does she still qualify?
New
Hmmmm, definitely meets the criteria
I'm stuck on qualifying mine as a minister
1) Been with her 6 months
2) Definitely don't live together at present
3) Don't intend to knock her up for a while
I'm tempted to call mine the Minister for the Tolerant (i.e. crazy enough to date me).
Perhaps mine can be "Probationary Minister for Home Affairs"

Your Missus would be the Shadow Minister of Home affairs due to her not having full powers of office..................yet![]()
I've been informed by the minister of home affairs that I am going to my nieces 21st. That was followed by, "but the footy is on"... I'll spare you the rest of the conversation.
End result:
DanIAm 0
Wife 1
Sorry AFL08, can't make it.
(I might be physically at the 21st, but the earbuds will be plugged into a radio)
Safe to assume you know nothing about business and I'd be surprised if you had a job? Just trolling for trolls sake. Ignoring you from now.
You're safe to assume whatever you want. I'm fine with you ignoring me, you haven't contributed anything of any value that I've noticed anyway.


