Media The Sweet FA Rankings Thread (ＳＷＡＭＰＲＡＴＳ)

[HaroLad]

I AM LOOKING FOR A "PANEL" TO HELP WITH THE RATINGS, PLEASE PM ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. (ONLY OPEN TO POSTERS WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE LEAGUE BEFORE S21)

The most anticipated thread of the season you didn't know was coming is here.

Every single poster in the league will be assigned a numerical value from 1-99, if you are assigned a high number this means you are a good poster in the eyes of God (Myself).

I'm expecting the best poster in the league to have a rating of around 95~, so the ratings are comparable to a sports video game rating.

I will also be doing 'Potentials' which is an indication as to how good that poster can be at their peak. Probably around half of the posters will be at their full potential, so I'm expecting rookies and posters who have lost interest to have higher potentials than rankings.

I will post the rankings one team at a time, followed by an analysis.

 

[HaroLad]

GUIDE:

Posters ranked between the following values are classified as the word given below.

ELITE: 86-99
LEAGUE CORE: 76-85
AVERAGE: 69-75
DEADWEIGHT: >68

TEAMS RANKED

GOLD CITY ROYALS
FIGHTING FURIES FFC
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ALBERTON SWAMPRATS

 

[Ant Bear]

Couldn't wait for Media Monday?

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Quivorir better not be no.1 this season.
That was a disgrace.

 

[HaroLad]

Couldn't wait for Media Monday?

There's an assigned day for media threads?

Please don't lynch me guys, I'd rather not die, it'd be a bit of an inconvenience.

 

[Halorad]

Brilliant idea. I've already done myself and BigJoeD_

 

[HaroLad]

Brilliant idea. I've already done myself and @bigjoeD

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Nonexistent?

 

[Marlowe]

These are so S17.

 

[HaroLad]

These are so S17.

Your relevance is so S17.

 

[Footypie32]

I expect these rankings to be fair and reasonable.

 

[HaroLad]

I expect these rankings to be fair and reasonable.

This is a HaroLad thread.

So yes.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Brilliant idea. I've already done myself and BigJoeD_

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Your generous assessment of my pace is appreciated, Denise

 

[Halorad]

Your generous assessment of my pace is appreciated, Denise

Thats hotdogs per minute. Not KMPH

 

[BigJoeD_]

Thats hotdogs per minute. Not KMPH

With mustard too, yeah?

 

[Halorad]

With mustard too, yeah?

Of Course.

 

[Hoooops]

You should think again about doing this HaroLad. The outrage in my media threads this week should be a warning of the colossal melts that will happen here when you give me 100.

 

[HaroLad]

I AM LOOKING FOR A "PANEL" TO HELP WITH THE RATINGS, PLEASE PM ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. (ONLY OPEN TO POSTERS WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE LEAGUE BEFORE S21)

Please chuck me a PM if you want to discuss fantasy football rankings.

 

[Hoooops]

if you are assigned a high number this means you are a good poster in the eyes of God (Myself)

You're not God, Haro. Which idiot put that silly idea in your head?

Haro, you're God and I'm Jesus.

 

[Gentlemen]

I've been in the league since season 14 but no one has noticed me, is that enough?

 

[_Cayz_]

HaroLad:

Potential Value ~ 99, at his very best this player can match it with absolutely anyone in the league. Is the captain of his team and has one of the better recruiting pitches this poster has seen.

Actual Value 1 ~ Is not up to the pace anymore, should seriously consider retirement or playing for Norf.

#amidointhisrite?

 

[Oddhawk]

Amidointhisright sounds like a metal from the Marvel universe!!

 

[Willo_]

I reckon you get through about 3 teams tops before you lose complete interest in putting in the work

 

[HaroLad]

I reckon you get through about 3 teams tops before you lose complete interest in putting in the work

You think I didn't know this when I started the thread?

 

[brahj]

I've been in the league since season 14 but no one has noticed me, is that enough?

Elusiveness - 99

 

[Noobz0r]

Gee Dub did it better.