Media The Top 50 Qootyers

[Dagless]

Number 41

Mooch​

70 games – 1061 disposals – 235 marks – multiple premiership winner​

A modern Roy who predominantly built his sparkling record at the West Coast as wmoore, Mooch could not be happier with his career to date. A couple of flags to go with an outstanding personal regime means Mooch is the least experienced Qootyer in the Top 45. The consummately witty specialist should be reaching the peaks of his powers and can expect to further his position in the top 50 Qootyers list in seasons to come. Mooch scored 205.014 ranking points.

Terrible name change btw


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[Karnezis_13]

Several retirements got me. Does that count towards his score somehow? If so I should have retired 5 times to get a gig.

Great thread so far.


I am interested in seeing the stats after its all done.

Nope - that was just a small addition to poke fun really. Much like the 2 hit outs stat. The 2 hitouts would have added approximately 0.1 of a point of his 200 or so so it really makes no difference, whilst the retirements make no difference at all

 

[Mooch]

Terrible name change btw

You make me sad. You're also the severalth person to say that. Doesn't mean I'm wrong though. No way, Pedro.

 

[croweater 41]

Nope - that was just a small addition to poke fun really. Much like the 2 hit outs stat. The 2 hitouts would have added approximately 0.1 of a point of his 200 or so so it really makes no difference, whilst the retirements make no difference at all

Great because I was about to go on a retirement/comeback rampage.

 

[Mooch]

Great because I was about to go on a retirement/comeback rampage.

I already did it on Wednesday. I just forgot to post the "Woe is me" and "I feel refreshed and ready for action" threads. Oh and to tell anybody at all.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Number 35

Juggalo Balla​

93 games – 106 goals – 1200 disposals – 1 x AlfAndrews Medal – ex-Demons captain​

The second Bomber on this list to date, the man who splits opinion like no other comes in at 35. A sparkling career on the Qooty field is an attribute to Juggalo than no one can doubt, as he is the 4th-highest ranked player in the league to have played under 100 games. An AlfAndrews Medal under his belt, Juggs’ time at full forward was fruitful for him; his time butting heads in the midfield is broadening his game even more. I tend to feel Juggs has plenty more to give in the Sweet FA to come; could he be the one who breaks the barrier into the Top 25 Qootyers sometime in the near future? Juggalo Balla scored 225.505 ranking points.

Number 34

Grockadoc​

124 games – 1704 disposals – 292 tackles – 237 marks​

Much like Cheetah to the Roys, Grockadoc to the Furies represents the working class underdog who flies under the radar but can rack up the stats like little other. A lengthy career has netted him a consistent record which without standing out has stood the test of time. His solid averages and high games tally means this formula suits him quite well, which could explain his high placement; either way, Grockadoc is an ornament to the Furies line up and one who does deserve his position in the top 50. Grockadoc scored 226.315 ranking points.

Number 33

Reardo

112 games – 271 hitouts – 1745 disposals – ex-Roys captain – I’m Ron Burgundy?​

The always witty and congenial Roy’s sparkling off-field persona can sometimes make one forget his outstanding record on the Qooty field. Breaking through the 100-game barrier late last season, Reardo is rapidly heading towards the 2000 disposal mark and has been playing like a man with weight off his shoulders. He rates gifts at Christmas time in the Sweet FA and now I’m rating his greatest gift; Reardo’s Qooty ability slides in at number 33 of the greatest active Qootyers in the league today. Reardo scored 227.420 ranking points.

Number 32

Claypigeon​

75 games – 1177 disposals – 166 tackles – premiership – 1 x Mobbenfuhrer Medal​

Just 75 games? Using the formula provided to this media source, Claypigeon easily takes out the title of best Qootyer who has played <80 games. Already a Mobbs Medallist and premiership player, the visionary Blue-supporting Fury has also racked up almost 1200 disposals at a rate which boggles the mind. This superstar is only continuing to grow and I would be majorly surprised if he doesn’t progress at some point to the Top 20. A gun. Claypigeon scored 228.687 ranking points.

Number 31

Itsmyshow​

159 games – 2774 disposals – 545 marks – Hawks captain – did not come 3rd in this​

IMS is a god on the Qooty field and he knows it. Averaging 17-18 disposals over his career supersedes many legends of the league and taking four or so marks per game alongside that complements this. His leadership at East Side has only taken him to another level of Qooty dominance. The Roy-cum-Hawk certainly earnt his place at 31 on this countdown; can he continue to rise in years to come? (This ranking also finalises his dominance over the 32nd-placed Claypigeon). Itsmyshow scored 232.730 ranking points.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Suck s**t Claypigeon

 

[Mooch]

Number 31​

Itsmyshow​

This could lead to trouble.

 

[croweater 41]

This could lead to trouble.

I think he should be happy that he isn't 3rd for once.

 

[Itsmyshow]

This could lead to trouble.

It's all good, it has a 3 in it

 

[Freakie]

Lulz, Juggs averages 1.13 goals per game playing a permanent FF position for a number of seasons and I average 1.11 having played approx 13 games at FF. Flawed points system is flawed. That or Juggs is the worst FF of all time and will be removed from the Full Forward club and all voting privileges are revoked.

 

[GutsyBug]

See you plebs in 41 more games

 

[Claypigeon]

Number 32

Claypigeon​

75 games – 1177 disposals – 166 tackles – premiership – 1 x Mobbenfuhrer Medal​

Just 75 games? Using the formula provided to this media source, Claypigeon easily takes out the title of best Qootyer who has played <80 games. Already a Mobbs Medallist and premiership player, the visionary Blue-supporting Fury has also racked up almost 1200 disposals at a rate which boggles the mind. This superstar is only continuing to grow and I would be majorly surprised if he doesn’t progress at some point to the Top 20. A gun. Claypigeon scored 228.687 ranking points.

Number 31

Itsmyshow​

159 games – 2774 disposals – 545 marks – Hawks captain – did not come 3rd in this​

IMS is a god on the Qooty field and he knows it. Averaging 17-18 disposals over his career supersedes many legends of the league and taking four or so marks per game alongside that complements this. His leadership at East Side has only taken him to another level of Qooty dominance. The Roy-cum-Hawk certainly earnt his place at 31 on this countdown; can he continue to rise in years to come? (This ranking also finalises his dominance over the 32nd-placed Claypigeon). Itsmyshow scored 232.730 ranking points.

You could have waited until after the current match thread was over Karny. .. Congratulations Itsmyshow - No come back for you Tarkyn_24 as I expect to see you 20 rungs higher, will have my sights on you. .. For the moment, I'll enjoy been surrounded by greatness with Reardo in tow. ..

 

[Bucketss]

Great work Karnezis_13

 

[loopy_cam]

Rarely seen? I see myself every day. Too much in my opinion.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Rarely seen? I see myself every day. Too much in my opinion.

So do I. But you don't know that.

 

[loopy_cam]

So do I. But you don't know that.

Hot.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Hot.

My post tally says it all.

 

[loopy_cam]

My post tally says it all.

Now that's making the most of an opportunity. I assume you will fully commit and never post again ever.

 

[Broken]

I'm guessing I'll be in the next 5. My career stats are pretty similar to IMS.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Number 30

Macca19​

171 games - 2598 disposals – 118 goals – Swamprats premiership captain​

This man has been around the league for longer than most, yet still does not get the recognition he deserves as a Qooty superstar. Over 2500 disposals in a phenomenal 171 games and the Swamprats first and only premiership captain, there hasn’t been much Macca hasn’t done down at Alberton. His glory days may be past him in this league, but he’s still an integral part of the Swamp unit; a deserving placeholder of position number 30 and one who may stick around for years to come. Macca19 scored 234.828 ranking points.

Number 29

Marklar_33

144 games – 208 hitouts – 141 goals – 1037 kicks (1886 disposals)​

The man who refuses to settle down at one club may have good reason; his combined stats have earnt him a spot in the Top 30 Qootyers of the Sweet FA. His recent work as Wonders spearhead may have something to do with it, as the ruckman-cum-full forward’s talents led him to 141 goals and 208 hitouts from his 144 games. Marklar shows no sign of slowing, and continued form as the go-to man could see him climb the ranks in future. An enigmatic #29 but deserved all round. Marklar_33 scored 235.590 ranking points.

Number 28

Roylion
​

257 games – 867 marks – 270 goals – 2674 disposals – 2 x Top 5 All-Time SFA Stats

The heart and soul (and original captain) of the Roys FFC, Roylion has been writing himself into history for 17 seasons. With a longevity which young’uns can only dream of, a Roylion who remains active could strike through the 300 games mark in S19. An all-time star, Roylion today commands spot 28 on the Top 50 Qootyers list. Roylion scored 237.591 ranking points.

Number 27

Moo​

200 games – 1763 disposals – 260 tackles – A BigFooty swear censor​

Another who has flown under the radar whilst accumulating an astounding 200 games in the Sweet FA, Moo simply slots in by pure weight of numbers. The Dragons player does his role, and more, week in week out; with trusted sidekick TheMase, Moo has developed into one of the greats of the SFA. Could he be revitalised once more and attempt to climb the list again? Time will tell. Moo scored 237.810 ranking points.

Number 26

PVF​

84 games – 1499 disposals – 236 marks – 209 tackles – 1 x Mobbenfuhrer Medal – Wonders captain​

Consider the mould broken! Who needs a wealth of games to make the top 30 of this list; not Qooty extraordinaire PVF. With a Mobbs medal, club captaincy and premiership already under his belt, PVF is gradually making his way up to the absolute most elite Qootyers the Sweet FA has seen. His 1500 disposals amassed in just 84 games is sheer poetry in code, whilst his off-field work stuns everyone. A true superstar in the making. A worthy 26, PVF. PVF scored 238.024 ranking points.

 

[Broken]

Guess not.

 

[Mooch]

Guess not.

Patience, patience.

 

[Marklar_33]

Terrible name change btw


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Bit rich...

 

[Marlowe]

PVF is 26, but PVF's ego is surely top 20, right?