Things I have learned

[Marissa16]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned to say "**** 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it.
Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough ****!!


Hey guys, got this email and I thought I would share it with you all, I enjoyed it.
Marissa

 

[Watto]

Cool.

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by Marissa16
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

Too true. Unfortunately.

 

[Squeak]

Originally posted by Marissa16
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

Just do it when they're asleep.

 

[BomberGal]

Re: Re: Things I have learned

Originally posted by Squeak


Just do it when they're asleep.

You've created one more "make" than there actually was

good solution

 

[TheMase]

Learn't!

Not Learned

 

[jefffff34]

Well good for you

 

[Stocka]

Originally posted by TheMase
Learn't!

Actually, the correct spelling is learnt.

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Stocka


Actually, the correct spelling is learnt.

Yeah ur right. My mistake

 

[jefffff34]

Originally posted by TheMase


Yeah ur right. My mistake

You're!

 

[Stucey]

And a more thoughtful list......

-I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night."
Age 6

-I've learned that you can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Age 7

-I've learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what they are doing and wave back.
Age 9

-I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up.
Age 13

-I've learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up.
Age 14

-I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me.
Age 15

-I've learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.
Age 24

-I've learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures.
Age 26

-I've learned that wherever I go, the worlds worst drivers have followed me there.
Age 29

-I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Age 39

-I've learned that there are people who love you dearly but just don't know how to show it.
Age 41

-I've learned that you can make someone's day by simply sending a little card.
Age 44

-I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his need to cast blame on others.
Age 46

-I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies.
Age 47

-I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.
Age 50

-I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree Lights.
Age 52

-I've learned that keeping a vegetable garden is worth a medicine cabinet full of pills.
Age 52

-I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you miss them terribly after they die.
Age 53

-I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life.
Age 58

-I've learned that if you want to do something positive for your children, try to improve your marriage.
Age 61

-I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
Age 62

-I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with catchers mitts on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
Age 64

-I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you. But if you focus on your family, the needs of others, your work, meeting new people, and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
Age 65

-I've learned that whenever I decide something with kindness, I usually make the right decision.
Age 66

-I've learned that everyone can use a prayer.
Age 72

-I've learned that it pays to believe in miracles. And to tell the truth, I've seen several.
Age 73

-I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
Age 82

-I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love that human touch-holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
Age 85

-I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
Age 92

 

[TheMase]

I thought u were always busy at work Stu!

 

[Stucey]

Originally posted by TheMase
I thought u were always busy at work Stu!

Yeah, you know me too well matey......work, work, work..that's me!

 

[goal_umpire]

Classic Marissa!!

Well done

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Hoggy


You're!

If I wanted to do correct english, I would have Hoggy!

And Stu, I know 'you're' a bludger mate

 

[Stucey]

Originally posted by TheMase
And Stu, I know 'you're' a bludger mate

Bludge Smudge....At least some of us have jobs

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Stucey


Bludge Smudge....At least some of us have jobs

Oh and where is Luke now

Doing some temp work at the NSW Department of Information Technology Management

Work Smurk

 

[Stucey]

Originally posted by TheMase


Oh and where is Luke now

Doing some temp work at the NSW Department of Information Technology Management

Work Smurk

Well done Luke...all I can say is:

BOUT FRIGGEN TIME

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by Stucey


Well done Luke...all I can say is:

BOUT FRIGGEN TIME

Its only for a few weeks though

 

[Bee]

Hmmm, things I have learned.......painfully!

Never wear a wrap skirt and lace knickers on a windy day.

Never pick up a cat when you have a hair dryer in your hand that is switched on!