Things that are impossible to do.

[Bee]

A bit of nonsense just emailed to me.

Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow?
Try it and see!

And TT, a few weeks ago I had you sitting at your desk with your mouth open trying to blink. Don't let your secretary catch you doing this one!

 

[roobear]

*blushing*

just got sprung with my tongue out and arm twisted towards my mouth.

You're right, bee, it's impossible.

 

[Rocco Jones]

Rocco tongue is long, haven't you watched my movies?

 

[Nic]

Its impossible to open your eyes while you sneeze.

 

[Rocco Jones]

It's impossible for Emile Heskey to score a goal.

 

[Jars458]

Its impossible to suck your own ............

 

[Bee]

Originally posted by Jars458
Its impossible to suck your own ............

Not if you are a cat!

But that also begs the question Jars, how do you know?

 

[Beausgirl43]

Or a dog

cheers ... Kaz

 

[PeteLX]

Actually, it's not impossible to suck your own. I know two lucky guys who can....

Unfortunately(?) I'm not one of them.

 

[Grimace]

what freaks!
if anyone else tried doing that they'd snap their necks
Btw, it's sick to think that they could do that! Pretty desperate too not to mention

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by Bee
But that also begs the question Jars, how do you know?

Also begs the question, why would you want too.

 

[SeinDude]

It's impossible for Liverpool to lose to Manchester United while we have Sami Hyypia in the team!!

SeinDude

 

[Richmondfan#1]

lol, what a sight to see, all of us trying to lick our elbows, hehe including me .

 

[Blues_Brat]

Originally posted by Jars458
Its impossible to suck your own ............

There have been people who can, you'd have to be very flexible. Not having a huge gut helps.

 

[Jars458]

.............................Ear


Don't know what you guys were thinking.

 

[Blues_Brat]

- Make Dan see another persons point of view.

- Get an intelligent comment from eastaugh36.

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Its impossible for Darky to stop bagging Steve Waugh.

 

[GoEagles]

Originally posted by Bee
A bit of nonsense just emailed to me.

Did you know it is impossible to lick your elbow?
Try it and see!

Yowwww! Pain Factor! I think I just dislocated my shoulder trying to do that.

One that's impossible to do is to dance as bad as these 2!

 

[Dan26]

I just licked my elbow

 

[Damp Squarie]

Originally posted by Blues_Brat
- Make Dan see another persons point of view.

tee hee. Youre Right !

 

[Grendel]

Originally posted by Jars458
.............................Ear


Don't know what you guys were thinking.

I dont know about that.... Van Gogh could have done it!

 

[jod23]

Originally posted by Rocco Jones
It's impossible for Emile Heskey to score a goal.

LOL...i like that!

Carn Liverpool!

 

[X_box_X]

Originally posted by Jars458
Its impossible to suck your own ............

.... oh yea?

 

[blues^rock]

make me frown

 

[daicos4ever]

Originally posted by Dan26
I just licked my elbow

Good on you Dan!