Society & Culture Things that make me smile

[carn_the_cattas]

Just trying to bring some positive energy to this forum.

What makes you smile?

Feel free to drop a comment on this blog.

 

[Barry_Badrinath]

Sorry to post something off topic and slightly negative but the people of bigfooty need to be warned:

NOBODY LOOK AT THAT BLOG. IT WILL RUIN TRANSFORMERS FOR YOU!




Anyway, carry on.

 

[BABYBOMBERS2007]

Trying to build up numbers on an outside blog hey.

 

[Poseidon]

That blog is ghey as hell, brah.

 

[Eagle Empire]

I have a similar feel-good story to "Coffee Angel" but mine is entitled, "Heroin Angel".

 

[kBuck]

The first 3 replies made me smile.

 

[LosBeatles]

I have had a hardcore blocked sink for the past month, have emptied 3 litres of bleach and about $40 worth of specialist drain clearing liquids into it

So now after a month and all that money, it has finally cleared.

I love pouring water into that b!tch and watching it drain... sometimes I fill a bucket of water at another tap and pour it all at once just to see it flow down then i say to myself "I OWN you blocked drain"

 

[Old Skool]

Why would you pour bleach down a blocked sink?

 

[LosBeatles]

Why would you pour bleach down a blocked sink?

Er, maybe cuz i read on the internet that it works?

And since i no longer have a blocked sink, what would u know?

 

[Old Skool]

Er, maybe cuz i read on the internet that it works?

And since i no longer have a blocked sink, what would u know?

The only thing bleach will do is color your blockage white.

 

[LosBeatles]

The only thing bleach will do is color your blockage white.

There aint no blockage anymore bro. So the only thing I have is white pipes

 

[Cuzz09]

I have had a hardcore blocked sink for the past month, have emptied 3 litres of bleach and about $40 worth of specialist drain clearing liquids into it

So now after a month and all that money, it has finally cleared.

I love pouring water into that b!tch and watching it drain... sometimes I fill a bucket of water at another tap and pour it all at once just to see it flow down then i say to myself "I OWN you blocked drain"

haha AWesome!!

One thing made me smile tonight... England bowled out for 72 by Pakistan hahaha yeah BABY!!

 

[Hipster Doofus]

watching a really good movie, like an absolute classic which enthralls you and has you hanging onto every word

just don't get much of it these days

 

[DarwinRoo]

I was at Taronga Park Zoo the other day and there was this kid that was just really excited when looking at the possums. Even though he was calling them mouseys I just couldn't help but smile at how happy this kid was.

 

[raskolnikov]

I moved to Queensland over Christmas and started a new teaching job on Friday. I was feeling a bit depressed because everyone up here follows bloody NRL. Yawn.

One of the kids came up to me at recess time when I was on duty and said, "You're from Victoria. Do you follow the AFL?" "Sure do." I replied. He then told me he was a fanatic and he spent the rest of recess walking around with me and discussing AFL. He is a mad Bombers fan and knew the number of every player on the list.

 

[Cuzz09]

I moved to Queensland over Christmas and started a new teaching job on Friday. I was feeling a bit depressed because everyone up here follows bloody NRL. Yawn.

One of the kids came up to me at recess time when I was on duty and said, "You're from Victoria. Do you follow the AFL?" "Sure do." I replied. He then told me he was a fanatic and he spent the rest of recess walking around with me and discussing AFL. He is a mad Bombers fan and knew the number of every player on the list.

haha straight A's

 

[rocker_oz33]

I was at Taronga Park Zoo the other day and there was this kid that was just really excited when looking at the possums. Even though he was calling them mouseys I just couldn't help but smile at how happy this kid was.

really good zoo that one.l was there last year me and gf were looking at the dingos.l said to her alittle to loud the dingo took my baby these people were walking past laughing.

 

[Dan Moody]

my stupid cat makes me smile.
we will drive up into the driveway when he will wait until we are stepping foot outside the car, then run out from the garden we have in the middle of the front lawn and half attempt to attack me. i'll growl at him and try to grab him to pick him up, he runs back into the garden, pretending he's like some type of miniature tiger and hide from us.
later on, a few hours, he'll slink around the back door pretending nothings happened, then fall asleep on my lap.
this happens everytime i come home from work or I've been out into the car.
shit, cat's are dumb, but funny

 

[savagelunchbox]

Can't beat an old classic Suzi Olsen when she's angry.

 

[.Shotties.]

I was at Taronga Park Zoo the other day

Why didn't you tell me, bro? Been meaning to go again for ages.

 

[DarwinRoo]

Sorry dude but I have just moved to Sydney and I had a 4 day weekend.

I did get suckered into joining the WWF by this hot little Finnish chick though.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Stupid people, stupid to the point where you actually stare in amazement at them. There was a truck driver that came into work this morning looking for a business that is next door, the thing is it's more of a storage place so they aren't there full time. The Driver, let's call him Gino was quite taken aback and wondered how on earth the pallet would get off his truck if no-one was in there.

So my Boss pointed at the door and said 'that's the warehouse but there's no-one around at the moment etc...'. So Gino, about 20 metres away from the correct door walks into the womens toilets and walks out with this look on his face Didnt you say they were in there? My boss was slightly astounded and said no, while he pointed to the correct door again.

My Boss told him where they were and explained the situation of them not being there full time, so of course Gino goes straight to the door and knocks on it and tries jiggling on a lock padlock. My Boss was a bit WTF at this point but found it funny so he said ' Nah mate, I just explained that they weren't there, you will have to ring them so they can come from upstairs and unload it'

Well Gino was even more confused at this point and the Boss said to him 'mate, there will be a phone number on your paperwork, just give them a call' His reply was 'how do I do that' The boss wasn't sure how to respond so he explained it again and walked off thinking my god how has he managed to stay alive this long. He walked out about 5 minutes later only to find Gino back up near the womens toilets again looking at an emergency evacuation sheet that is on the wall.

The boss asked him if he was ok, wondering WTF he was doing and Gino replied 'uuuummmm dunno, cant seem to find the number on here?' Naturally astounded he said mate, jesus christ... I meant get the phone number off YOUR paperwork, why the **** would their phone number be stuck on an emergency evacuation sign 20 metres from their warehouse At this point he gave up, and hasn't left his desk since but has been saying ****in hell and shaking his head alot.

 

[kfc1]

I moved to Queensland over Christmas and started a new teaching job on Friday. I was feeling a bit depressed because everyone up here follows bloody NRL. Yawn.

One of the kids came up to me at recess time when I was on duty and said, "You're from Victoria. Do you follow the AFL?" "Sure do." I replied. He then told me he was a fanatic and he spent the rest of recess walking around with me and discussing AFL. He is a mad Bombers fan and knew the number of every player on the list.

I'm sure you moving to Gladstone made your mum smile

 

[Jesse Custer]

I've got an old Falcon which i love and i built a 351 for it a few years back. Anyways, i had parked the car at the supermarket carpark and had run in to get a few things. Finished shopping and as i'm nearing my car, i see a mum and two kids walking up the road in my direction. She had a little girl and a little boy in each hand. The boy had to be about 4 years old i reckon. Anyway, i wind the window down and put the car in reverse. I start moving all the while looking over my shoulder for pedestrians and other cars. It was clear as the mum and two kids stopped to give me way... I fully reverse the car out and i put her in first and as im about to take off, i hear the little boy (in that little kid's voice) say, "Gee, that's a really cool car". I stopped and had a massive smile on my face and see the mum sporting a massive smile as well. Made my day.

 

[Poseidon]

I'm impressed Gino manages to hold down a steady job.