Things that please me - Part 5

[Chief]

Part 6 is over there:

Things that please me - Part 6

We got upgraded from premium economy to business class on a MEL > LA flight back when V Australia was quite new, so we weren't loyal customers or anything. They didn't even tell us we'd been upgraded, they were just profusely apologising that their pyjama supplier hadn't delivered and we...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Shell]

Need a massive crash

They ****en missed it

 

[Pistol Night]

I'm a legend at my local go kart track. The owner told me oi no professionals. I go I am NOT a professional. He goes well you should be

That's how all the F1 stars start

 

[Shell]

Another one gone

 

[Shell]

That's how all the F1 stars start

You know it's from The Office UK yeah?

 

[peternorth]

Sanes is out

 

[Pistol Night]

Need a massive crash

Lance Stroll usually provides them doesn't he? Senna doing it deliberately to Prost that year to win the championship was insane

 

[Pistol Night]

You know it's from The Office UK yeah?

Nope. Im an Office virgin

 

[Shell]

Nope. Im an Office virgin

Please watch it. It's too good

 

[Pistol Night]

You know it's from The Office UK yeah?

I didnt even question you're elite motor racing skills either. Sold it well.

 

[Pistol Night]

Please watch it. It's too good

Sold

 

[gaskin]

Lance Stroll usually provides them doesn't he? Senna doing it deliberately to Prost that year to win the championship was insane

Stroll just drives into everyone. He forgets he is racing in F1 and not bumper cars.

 

[troybe]

10 second penalty for no thank you waves

 

[Shell]

I didnt even question you're elite motor racing skills either. Sold it well.

Im actually seriously shit at go karts. I got lapped the time I went .

My jam is Daytona. I will beat your ass on advanced Daytona.

 

[gaskin]

10 second penalty for no thank you waves

What penalty for giving the finger?

 

[Shell]

What penalty for giving the finger?

No penalty for that. In fact it is actively encouraged

 

[troybe]

What penalty for giving the finger?

Penalty. Have to go through pit stop at 10 km/h

 

[gaskin]

No penalty for that. In fact it is actively encouraged

Last season

 

[Pistol Night]

Im actually seriously shit at go karts. I got lapped the time I went .

My jam is Daytona. I will beat your ass on advanced Daytona.

My strengths are probably abusing other drivers for not indicating and then not indicating 2 seconds later, saying "Go ya campaigner its ****n green" when held up for 0.1 seconds at lights and letting people out of side streets when its busy to get the appreciative finger wave thank you and reminding everyone in the car how considerate i am

 

[Pistol Night]

Penalty. Have to go through pit stop at 10 km/h

What about a mooning?

 

[Shell]

My friend can hear the cars from where she lives apparently (Brighton)

That'd be annoying.

 

[troybe]

What about a mooning?

Same but all the other pit crews get to give the mooner a spank as they go past

 

[Shell]

And we're back

 

[Pistol Night]

Same but all the other pit crews get to give the mooner a spank as they go past

The Mexican arse wave

 

[Shell]

I'm actually enjoying this. Fast cars are cool.

Haven't watched this in legit years

 

[gaskin]

I'm actually enjoying this. Fast cars are cool.

Haven't watched this in legit years

If you haven't you should watch Drive to Survive on Netflix.