Things that please me - Part 6

[rocker_oz33]

My mum had a bird a bugie called Peter.
She was a heavy smoker at the time.

Well she came to ours for Christmas and Peter passed away sadly.
But funny side he much of being so used to the smoking .

 

[Gough]

My mum had a bird a bugie called Peter.
She was a heavy smoker at the time.

Well she came to ours for Christmas and Peter passed away sadly.
But funny side he much of being so used to the smoking .

We had a pair called Charles and Di when I was a kid, Di killed Charles.

 

[Pistol Night]

My mum had a bird a bugie called Peter.
She was a heavy smoker at the time.

Well she came to ours for Christmas and Peter passed away sadly.
But funny side he much of being so used to the smoking .

Your Mum had a budgie called Peter that smashed durries? This is awesome

 

[Pistol Night]

We had a pair called Charles and Di when I was a kid, Di killed Charles.

Lucky you didn't have a big cocky called Elizabeth or things might have been different..

 

[rocker_oz33]

Your Mum had a budgie called Peter that smashed durries? This is awesome

He must of got used to the smoking.
And when she went away he couldn't cope.

 

[rocker_oz33]

We had a pair called Charles and Di when I was a kid, Di killed Charles.

Have you seen Fregie lately?
Money too tight to mention.

 

[Gough]

Have you seen Fregie lately?
Money too tight to mention.

She's looking like Mick Hucknall?

 

[rocker_oz33]

She's looking like Mick Hucknall?

Hes twin.

 

[Plugger35]

My friend next door had a pet budgie called Oscar that they used to let fly around their house and it would land on people.

One day it died and my friend brought it over in a KFC box to say our goodbyes to it which my mum thought was hilarious.

 

[MP_]

My friend next door had a pet budgie called Oscar that they used to let fly around their house and it would land on people.

One day it died and my friend brought it over in a KFC box to say our goodbyes to it which my mum thought was hilarious.

Tell you what some of the kfc I’ve had recently is about the size of a budgie, bloody shrinkflation

 

[Tadpole]

Tell you what some of the kfc I’ve had recently is about the size of a budgie, bloody shrinkflation

I don't work at KFC, but where I do work, the bits of chicken we get look more like they come from either turkeys or pigeons, and nothing in between.

 

[Pistol Night]

My friend next door had a pet budgie called Oscar that they used to let fly around their house and it would land on people.

One day it died and my friend brought it over in a KFC box to say our goodbyes to it which my mum thought was hilarious.

Bit of a zinger

 

[Frank Bunn]

I ****ing love getting away, so much too see and do out there.

But sleeping in ya own bed is so ****ing good when ya knacked.

You should do what Charles Windsor Mountbatten does. He gets his servants to take his bed wherever he is going. He claims it's for his bad back but he also insists on taking his own bed linen, a favourite toilet seat, specific toilet paper, and even two landscape paintings of the Scottish Highlands to help him settle in.

 

[deck]

But sleeping in ya own bed is so ****ing good when ya knacked.

Just got back from a month away. First night back was the best sleep I've had in a month.

What is it with hotels supplying the 2 worst styled pillows on earth to go with there ordinary mattresses. They give you one that is as flat as a pancake and another fat one over fluffed that collapses when you put your head on it. You can fold it over to stop that but it will be way to big and you'll have a completely ****ed neck the next morning.

Surely no one outside the hotel industry is buying such pillows to sleep with.

 

[Pistol Night]

Just got back from a month away. First night back was the best sleep I've had in a month.

What is it with hotels supplying the 2 worst styled pillows on earth to go with there ordinary mattresses. They give you one that is as flat as a pancake and another fat one over fluffed that collapses when you put your head on it. You can fold it over to stop that but it will be way to big and you'll have a completely ****ed neck the next morning.

Surely no one outside the hotel industry is buying such pillows to sleep with.

Amen to that. The mandatory 45cm and 0.1cm pillows are compulsory at all hotel/motels worldwide

 

[deck]

Amen to that. The mandatory 45cm and 0.1cm pillows are compulsory at all hotel/motels worldwide

Seriously I thought a few of them were just pillow cases.

 

[Pistol Night]

Seriously I thought a few of them were just pillow cases.

I sleep with ONE pillow (even though we need 736 on the bed apparently) at home and its got the perfect amount of filling that Ive crafted over months of trialing. I'm a real pillow flog when i go away. But too stupid to remember to take my own

 

[MP_]

After watching too many of Gordon Ramsay’s hotel hells I’d like to carry a blue light on me to see what filth hotel rooms really are

 

[Pistol Night]

After watching too many of Gordon Ramsay’s hotel bells I’d like to carry a blue light on me to see what filth hotel rooms really are

Much like what goes into some of Gordon's sausages, I'd rather not know

 

[MP_]

Much like what goes into some of Gordon's sausages, I'd rather not know

I want one of his famous sandwhiches

 

[Pistol Night]

I want one of his famous sandwhiches

I did that on my 9yo one day and he looked at me like I was an absolute knob. Explaining it wasn't me it was Gordon was too hard though I took the L. In hindsight my 6yo would have been a smarter option

 

[rocker_oz33]

Just got back from a month away. First night back was the best sleep I've had in a month.

What is it with hotels supplying the 2 worst styled pillows on earth to go with there ordinary mattresses. They give you one that is as flat as a pancake and another fat one over fluffed that collapses when you put your head on it. You can fold it over to stop that but it will be way to big and you'll have a completely ****ed neck the next morning.

Surely no one outside the hotel industry is buying such pillows to sleep with.

Yeah.

I even took a pillow with me to sleep on the ferry.

I used 2 pillows at the first place lumpy ****ing things.
So I got my own pillow so much better, but silly me left it be hide.
Lucky the Mrs gave me a a spare one.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I did that on my 9yo one day and he looked at me like I was an absolute knob. Explaining it wasn't me it was Gordon was too hard though I took the L. In hindsight my 6yo would have been a smarter option

I've called people that before.

Then shows them the gif then they piss them self's laughing.

 

[rocker_oz33]

After watching too many of Gordon Ramsay’s hotel hells I’d like to carry a blue light on me to see what filth hotel rooms really are

image if he threw pots and pans like someone throws hammers .

 

[MP_]

image if he threw pots and pans like someone throws hammers .

Not throwing things now, too sore to pick them up