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Things that please me - Part 6

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My mum had a bird a bugie called Peter.
She was a heavy smoker at the time.

Well she came to ours for Christmas and Peter passed away sadly.
But funny side he much of being so used to the smoking .
We had a pair called Charles and Di when I was a kid, Di killed Charles.
 

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My friend next door had a pet budgie called Oscar that they used to let fly around their house and it would land on people.

One day it died and my friend brought it over in a KFC box to say our goodbyes to it which my mum thought was hilarious.
 
My friend next door had a pet budgie called Oscar that they used to let fly around their house and it would land on people.

One day it died and my friend brought it over in a KFC box to say our goodbyes to it which my mum thought was hilarious.
Tell you what some of the kfc I’ve had recently is about the size of a budgie, bloody shrinkflation
 
Tell you what some of the kfc I’ve had recently is about the size of a budgie, bloody shrinkflation
I don't work at KFC, but where I do work, the bits of chicken we get look more like they come from either turkeys or pigeons, and nothing in between.
 
I ****ing love getting away, so much too see and do out there.

But sleeping in ya own bed is so ****ing good when ya knacked.

You should do what Charles Windsor Mountbatten does. He gets his servants to take his bed wherever he is going. He claims it's for his bad back but he also insists on taking his own bed linen, a favourite toilet seat, specific toilet paper, and even two landscape paintings of the Scottish Highlands to help him settle in.
 

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But sleeping in ya own bed is so ****ing good when ya knacked.
Just got back from a month away. First night back was the best sleep I've had in a month.

What is it with hotels supplying the 2 worst styled pillows on earth to go with there ordinary mattresses. They give you one that is as flat as a pancake and another fat one over fluffed that collapses when you put your head on it. You can fold it over to stop that but it will be way to big and you'll have a completely ****ed neck the next morning.

Surely no one outside the hotel industry is buying such pillows to sleep with.
 
Just got back from a month away. First night back was the best sleep I've had in a month.

What is it with hotels supplying the 2 worst styled pillows on earth to go with there ordinary mattresses. They give you one that is as flat as a pancake and another fat one over fluffed that collapses when you put your head on it. You can fold it over to stop that but it will be way to big and you'll have a completely ****ed neck the next morning.

Surely no one outside the hotel industry is buying such pillows to sleep with.
Amen to that. The mandatory 45cm and 0.1cm pillows are compulsory at all hotel/motels worldwide
 

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Much like what goes into some of Gordon's sausages, I'd rather not know
I want one of his famous sandwhiches
Gordon Ramsey Idiot GIF
 
Just got back from a month away. First night back was the best sleep I've had in a month.

What is it with hotels supplying the 2 worst styled pillows on earth to go with there ordinary mattresses. They give you one that is as flat as a pancake and another fat one over fluffed that collapses when you put your head on it. You can fold it over to stop that but it will be way to big and you'll have a completely ****ed neck the next morning.

Surely no one outside the hotel industry is buying such pillows to sleep with.
Yeah.

I even took a pillow with me to sleep on the ferry.

I used 2 pillows at the first place lumpy ****ing things.
So I got my own pillow so much better, but silly me left it be hide.
Lucky the Mrs gave me a a spare one.
 
I did that on my 9yo one day and he looked at me like I was an absolute knob. Explaining it wasn't me it was Gordon was too hard though I took the L. In hindsight my 6yo would have been a smarter option

I've called people that before.

Then shows them the gif then they piss them self's laughing.
 

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Things that please me - Part 6

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