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Now can you dig that? SUCKAAA


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Wrong Booker T, SG.
 
Shots of ouzo or rakia during winter. Nothing better when you're out and about to warm up.
 

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Doesn't alcohol actually make you colder?


These particular balkan drinks are spirits. I've heard that alcohol does make you colder, but with spirits and such you still get the feeling of warmth. Works for me since I feel the cold a lot more than the heat.
 
first day of uni classes, so you get the inevitable 'hi i'm jack, i'm 20 years old, studying whatever, blah blah blah'.

produced this gem, this bloke walks in, stumbles into his seat and smacks his head right down into his bag.

we go around the room introducing ourselves and we get to him.

*stands up* (which no one else did) 'hi i'm james, i'm 19 years old, and i'm drunk as heck'

everyone giggles, then the tutor comes back with this. 'welcome James, and i appreciate your candidness, now get the f**k out of my classroom'

he was dead serious
 
*stands up* (which no one else did) 'hi i'm james, i'm 19 years old, and i'm drunk as heck'

everyone giggles, then the tutor comes back with this. 'welcome James, and i appreciate your candidness, now get the f**k out of my classroom'

he was dead serious


I didn't know you went to uni with Jimmy1992 :)
 
Ahhhhhhhhh I'd forgotten about the first-week tutorial introductions. Must avoid. Although I'm doing one class this semester that only has lectures so that's a bonus.

This being my last semester pleases me. Then to blow every cent to my name on backpacking through North America for a year :thumbsu:
 

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This joke.
Paddy is in London looking for work on a building site. He gets shown around the place by the foreman and then they sit down for a chat. "Now Paddy", says the foreman, "can you tell me the difference between a girder and a joist?"
Paddy stops for a minute and says, "That's easy Goethe wrote Faust and Joyce wrote Ulysses".

I'm here all night, try the buffet.
 
Free avo at Subway. Packed city Subway near work has ~5 people working, meaning the cashier is two people down from where it's applied so the message never gets through. First one puts it on, covers it in lettuce and no one ever knows.

Works a treat.
 
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