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[Smoooothy]

Just BE NORMAL

So the opposite to me, gotcha!

 

[Off The Couch]

Just don't go mad with the texts - just thank her for the night and that you look forward to catching up again and then that's it.

 

[Smoooothy]

OK, that's what I usually do. Better yet, hopefully she texts first

 

[Big Cox 88]

send noods

 

[chargers 09]

Yeah, she works in the same firm as I do. That's how we met.

She was made a senior associate which pretty much doubled her already tidy salary.

Is she your age?

 

[Perth gal]

OK, that's what I usually do. Better yet, hopefully she texts first

Nope you text. Just keep it short and sweet saying you enjoyed your date and you'll be in touch blah blah.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Do whatever you want

 

[Quivorir]

Haha. The winner was announced early September last year. Scratch that, for a winner to be announced, there first needs to be a contest. There wasn't a contest.

She looks good in everything. Even in track pants and a hoodie, and as I look over at her now, even with seafood sauce on her forehead it seems. God knows how she managed that.

Pics please.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I like this photo I got of my 3 year old at the aquarium on the weekend. Its the wallpaper on my phone now.

 

[Croweater]

Is she your age?

Yeah, she's two months younger than I am. I just did an extra two years of Uni.

Pics please.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

we've come full circle people. At last we live in an equal world where Female lawyers are now dating the male paralegals of the firms they work at.

 

[BALKAN]

Aware me!! What's my play here??

carve her name into your chest and send her a photo. bitches love romance.

 

[Shell]

I like a bit of banter via text. But only if it feels natural- send as many texts as you like imo. Again, if natural.

Good luck.

 

[craigos]

Send flowers to her work and then sh*t in her letterbox. Girls love the mysterious man.

 

[Shell]

I hope you are writing all this down Smoothy...

 

[peternorth]

completing the census

 

[BotsMaster]

completing the census

Same. #nofinesforme

 

[Smoooothy]

Texts sent, texts received back. Looking good

 

[Quivorir]

Time to send her a dick pic.

 

[Shell]

Texts sent, texts received back. Looking good

What was the time delay between text sent and text reply?

And was the reply in proportion to the text sent?

 

[Smoooothy]

What was the time delay between text sent and text reply?

And was the reply in proportion to the text sent?

Only a few mins, just said I had fun last night and hoped she did too. She texted back similarly and we've been chatting since

 

[Shell]

Time to send her a dick pic.

It's never time to send a dick pick.

Speaking of noodz tho- was texting my ex last night, idk about something.. and he mentioned he's on a crowded train. So I bombarded his phone with noodz (not of me to clarify- just pics off the internet) and apparently he was wedged in between some old couple. Bet that made their day.

 

[Shell]

Only a few mins, just said I had fun last night and hoped she did too. She texted back similarly and we've been chatting since

Cool

Just wait until she starts planning holidays and says I love you tho...

 

[Quivorir]

You must be the only woman in the world who doesn't want constant dick picks, Shell.

 

[craigos]

It's never time to send a dick pick.

Speaking of noodz tho- was texting my ex last night, idk about something.. and he mentioned he's on a crowded train. So I bombarded his phone with noodz (not of me to clarify- just pics off the internet) and apparently he was wedged in between some old couple. Bet that made their day.

If I was receiving such communications from my ex, my current gf would probably be very pissed and potentially cut off my testicles. Does he have a partner?