Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[HairyO]

Bought a $380 washing machine. 2 year warranty offered for $120.

My last machine cost me $100 and lasted 10 years and it was 2nd hand.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Boss is taking indefinite leave in a week to deal with her daughters separation anxiety and I'm becoming manager a bees dick out from Christmas.

****.

Time to put on your big boy pantz .

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Time to put on your big boy pantz .

Edgie to Wedgie

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

I've got a guy on my friends list who has some kind of mental illness when it comes to buying cars. He has had about 10-12 new cars since I've known him - each one a different make and model. Each time he gets a new car he posts how awesome it is, then within 6 months - every single time without fail - there will be a "problem" with the car. He will post the problem on Facebook and tell everyone about it and in the end he ends up in disputes with the dealership, threatens legal action and ends up getting paid out. Then he goes and gets another car, rinse and repeat.

It's pretty much impossible that the 12 brand-new cars he has purchased have all been lemons. It just seems he gets sick of the car quickly and/or it wasn't what he expected - but pretends there's something seriously wrong with the car to get his money back.

Today he's posted about another new car and he's got all the likes he was craving. Why are people stupid?

 

[rocker_oz33]

Edgie to Wedgie

Atomic..

 

[the_interloper]

Holy **** this thread has denigrated from when I first joined it, and it was full of petty things then.

Guess meme culture is everywhere now though.

Just like your sweep shot.

 

[SwampCreature]

Just like your sweep shot.

Holy **** sweep shots have denigrated from when I first joined it, and they were bad shots then.

Guess meme culture is everywhere now though.

 

[SwampCreature]

The funniest thing is denigrated is wholly incorrect in that context, he was just (as always) poorly attempting to appear intelligent.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I've got a guy on my friends list who has some kind of mental illness when it comes to buying cars. He has had about 10-12 new cars since I've known him - each one a different make and model. Each time he gets a new car he posts how awesome it is, then within 6 months - every single time without fail - there will be a "problem" with the car. He will post the problem on Facebook and tell everyone about it and in the end he ends up in disputes with the dealership, threatens legal action and ends up getting paid out. Then he goes and gets another car, rinse and repeat.

It's pretty much impossible that the 12 brand-new cars he has purchased have all been lemons. It just seems he gets sick of the car quickly and/or it wasn't what he expected - but pretends there's something seriously wrong with the car to get his money back.

Today he's posted about another new car and he's got all the likes he was craving. Why are people stupid?

Are they doing cash rebates with new vehicle purchases? He might have debt/gambling trouble.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Are they doing cash rebates with new vehicle purchases? He might have debt/gambling trouble.

Possibly? I don't know much about him. He would definitely be in debt though. What really makes me think it's an illness is that it's a completely different car each time. If he loved the car so much, why wouldn't he just get another one of the same? He's gone from Ford to Subaru to Kia to BMW to Mercedes etc etc sometimes a sedan, wagon or 4wd. He's already doing Facebook posts about the compliments he's getting

 

[Bumpswithagrin]

Morons on the road. Most Tuesdays I have to park on a main road that is a clearway until 6.30pm. I park there around 7pm, about every second week a car will abuse me for parking there as it drives past.

 

[peternorth]

watching someones video taken on smart device in portrait mode

 

[MatthewB]

watching someones video taken on smart device in portrait mode

Cant like this enough, how hard is it to turn your phone

 

[raskolnikov]

I've got a guy on my friends list who has some kind of mental illness when it comes to buying cars. He has had about 10-12 new cars since I've known him - each one a different make and model. Each time he gets a new car he posts how awesome it is, then within 6 months - every single time without fail - there will be a "problem" with the car. He will post the problem on Facebook and tell everyone about it and in the end he ends up in disputes with the dealership, threatens legal action and ends up getting paid out. Then he goes and gets another car, rinse and repeat.

It's pretty much impossible that the 12 brand-new cars he has purchased have all been lemons. It just seems he gets sick of the car quickly and/or it wasn't what he expected - but pretends there's something seriously wrong with the car to get his money back.

Today he's posted about another new car and he's got all the likes he was craving. Why are people stupid?

I have a friend who has a hoarding disease. Every time he has got a new car he hasn't been able to get rid of the old one. He has five cars sitting in his backyard.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Corks drying out in what you thought was going to be a really excellent bottle of red... grrrr.

 

[MatthewB]

Corks drying out in what you thought was going to be a really excellent bottle of red... grrrr.

I feel your pain

 

[GreyCrow]

Cant like this enough, how hard is it to turn your phone

You can turn your phone???

 

[MatthewB]

You can turn your phone???

 

[edgie]

Possibly? I don't know much about him. He would definitely be in debt though. What really makes me think it's an illness is that it's a completely different car each time. If he loved the car so much, why wouldn't he just get another one of the same? He's gone from Ford to Subaru to Kia to BMW to Mercedes etc etc sometimes a sedan, wagon or 4wd. He's already doing Facebook posts about the compliments he's getting

There's his problem. Needs to buy a Holden.

What are the 'problems'?

Sent from mTalk

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

There's his problem. Needs to buy a Holden.

What are the 'problems'?

Sent from mTalk

Things ordinary people wouldn't notice. It's almost like when he gets sick of the car he listens out for any noise and runs a mile with it. So the problems range from noises, rattles, unexplained tyre marks, too much smoke coming from the exhaust when he started it up once, the list goes on

 

[Stratton_Gun]

> buffet brekky
› start off with some fruit and yoghurt
> nearly munt as soon as i take my first bite
> they decided to put the cottage cheese next to all the yoghurts

 

[Shell]

Cant like this enough, how hard is it to turn your phone

Speaking of which I have a Samsung, how do you ****ing turn that off- so the screen doesnt automatically move at the slightest of angle changes.

I've been thru settings a hundred times and I cant find it

 

[HairyO]

Speaking of which I have a Samsung, how do you ****ing turn that off- so the screen doesnt automatically move at the slightest of angle changes.

I've been thru settings a hundred times and I cant find it

Swipe down. Click off Auto rotate.

Will take my reward in the form of sexting advice. Or just a simple thanks.

No pressure. Im not Dustin Hoffman.

 

[Shell]

Swipe down. Click off Auto rotate.

Will take my reward in the form of sexting advice. Or just a simple thanks.

No pressure. Im not Dustin Hoffman.

Ok I will try that, thanks

 

[Shell]

Swipe down. Click off Auto rotate.

Will take my reward in the form of sexting advice. Or just a simple thanks.

No pressure. Im not Dustin Hoffman.

Swipe down does nothing.

Are you just yanking my chain.