Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[perthblue]

So I'm on the way home from my trip. On the way to airport now. At one point with La traffic, it looked like we werent going to make it. La traffic is ****** and im almost outta money

La traffic? is that what happens during rush hour in paris?

LOL!

 

[GotTheGoodes]

FYI I finally found how to turn off auto rotate

Hoorah for me.

*claps patronisingly....*

 

[MatthewB]

FYI I finally found how to turn off auto rotate

Hoorah for me.

 

[Shell]

Stuff youse too.

 

[Beerfish]

Cops with stupid ott bogan tattoos - sleeves, 'tribal' shit etc. I know it's unreasonable and don't judge a book by it's cover etc but I just find it hard to have any respect for a cop who I can just as easily imagine in Bali wearing a Bintang singlet acting like the kind of yobbo they'd be policing at home.

 

[Big Cox 88]

Finding out that my connecting flight in Auckland is delayed making my flight from Houston to Perth over 30 hours.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

People on planes putting their seat back without asking the person behind them

 

[perthblue]

The fact that plane seats can even recline to the level that they recline shits me big time.

 

[Plugger35]

Old campaigners that still don't know how to use an EFTPOS machine, I got stuck behind some silly old bugger today who looked like he was using one for the first time and had to get the checkout chick to walk him through how to use it.

FFS EFTPOS machines have been around for about 30 years, I don't care how old you are, unless you've been in a f***ing coma for 30 years there is no excuse for not knowing how to use one.

 

[Quivorir]

Maybe he was in a coma for 30 years...

 

[HairyO]

Old campaigners that still don't know how to use an EFTPOS machine, I got stuck behind some silly old bugger today who looked like he was using one for the first time and had to get the checkout chick to walk him through how to use it.

FFS EFTPOS machines have been around for about 30 years, I don't care how old you are, unless you've been in a f***ing coma for 30 years there is no excuse for not knowing how to use one.

My grandpa just awoke from a 30 year coma and was telling me about this campaigner who told him off when he was trying to use an eftpos machine.

Some people...

 

[Plugger35]

My apologies, I didn't realise 30 year comas were so common.

 

[Catfish Alley]

People on planes putting their seat back without asking the person behind them

And if they say no? You just sit there being uncomfortable? Agree with perthblue though, you should never put it all the way back.

 

[Gough]

My apologies, I didn't realise 30 year comas were so common.

I personally was in coma from 8 to 38. I thought that happened to everyone.

 

[Beerfish]

Could also be one of those old buggers whose wife has done absolutely everything for him forever and for whatever reason she's not around anymore..

 

[Shell]

My rule is simple on planes. The seat goes back in front of me, so does mine.

Otherwise I don't

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Could also be one of those old buggers whose wife has done absolutely everything for him forever and for whatever reason she's not around anymore..

Could also have dementia.

 

[perthblue]

My gripe is with the designers/engineers who all agreed that seats in economy should be able to recline

 

[perthblue]

Could also be one of those old buggers whose wife has done absolutely everything for him forever and for whatever reason she's not around anymore..

Old people are just hopeless. I understand you didn't grow up around all these new gizmos and gadgets, but they are straightforward and designed so that any floggo on the street could use it, stop being intimidated by every new bit of technology and just learn how to use it ffs

 

[Beerfish]

Old people are just hopeless. I understand you didn't grow up around all these new gizmos and gadgets, but they are straightforward and designed so that any floggo on the street could use it, stop being intimidated by every new bit of technology and just learn how to use it ffs

Sounds like that's what he was doing.

 

[NSWCROW]

When one of your fave pornstars dies/commits suicide

 

[peternorth]

Sitting between two persons in a training session/seminar. Smallish group so plenty of interaction between teacher and us. These two persons were always interrupting with questions and even asked/brought up topics that were foreshadowed given they were written on the whiteboard as part of agenda. FFS did not shut up. One of them said she isnt actually part of the group, but attends cause she has an interest in it cause her hubby is in the industry (thats being taught).

They also continuously used own experiences as examples. bit of look at me going on.

i wanted to shoot myself

 

[Perth gal]

When one of your fave pornstars dies/commits suicide

There could be something in that.

 

[Neese]

Is that why they died? Something left in that?

 

[Shell]

When one of your fave pornstars dies/commits suicide

Youll always have baby aish and the whale tho crow