Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[raskolnikov]

Had a massage this afternoon from an Asian chick. At one stage I was laying on my back and she was massaging my thigh getting right up near the crotch. She kept brushing my personals with her hand. I was doing sums in my head trying not become erect. I'm convinced at one stage she was doing it deliberately to try and get a rise out of me.

 

[rocker_oz33]

That would normally please people....but anyways.

 

[Gough]

Had a massage this afternoon from an Asian chick. At one stage I was laying on my back and she was massaging my thigh getting right up near the crotch. She kept brushing my personals with her hand. I was doing sums in my head trying not become erect. I'm convinced at one stage she was doing it deliberately to try and get a rise out of me.

You on the turn Rask?

 

[raskolnikov]

You on the turn Rask?

No. But if someone's playing with my privates I'm only human.

 

[Shell]

Having a body wrap done those hands were srsly near my **** i was like pleaaaase just go there.

She did not

 

[Catfish Alley]

Having a body wrap done those hands were srsly near my **** i was like pleaaaase just go there.

She did not

Last few ‘alerts’ I’ve had from you have been along these lines. Bit of a dry spell?

 

[Shell]

Last few ‘alerts’ I’ve had from you have been along these lines. Bit of a dry spell?

Excuse me...



Yeah

 

[rocker_oz33]

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[Catfish Alley]

Could try America again. Cheap houses too.

 

[Gough]

I hear Detroit is nice.

 

[BotsMaster]

I hear Detroit is nice.

Investment opportunity?

 

[rocker_oz33]

I here that LA is noice.

 

[GreyCrow]

I here that LA is noice.

Real estate prices are on fire

 

[Shell]

Could try America again. Cheap houses too.

I know they have cheap houses my friend over there has a brand new house in New Orleans 260k ffs

 

[Shell]

I hear Detroit is nice.

Oi. Id rather live there than Adelaide

 

[Catfish Alley]

I know they have cheap houses my friend over there has a brand new house in New Orleans 260k ffs

Yep. Cheaper than that in some other areas. House Hunters US pisses me off.

Heard on radio yesterday the mayor of Saint John (New Brunswick) was suggesting Vancouvorites move there. Average 3 bedroom place for $700 per month compared to $3,000.

 

[rocker_oz33]

LoL shots fired.

 

[Shell]

Yep. Cheaper than that in some other areas. House Hunters US pisses me off.

Heard on radio yesterday the mayor of Saint John (New Brunswick) was suggesting Vancouvorites move there. Average 3 bedroom place for $700 per month compared to $3,000.

House hunters US pisses me off too CA

 

[rocker_oz33]

Real estate prices are on fire

Like burnt down?

 

[Gough]

Yep. Cheaper than that in some other areas. House Hunters US pisses me off.

Heard on radio yesterday the mayor of Saint John (New Brunswick) was suggesting Vancouvorites move there. Average 3 bedroom place for $700 per month compared to $3,000.

My ma was born in St John.

 

[Off The Couch]

What are the laws for foreign ownership in the states if it's so cheap and why don't the Chinese buy there or do they so that our market can drop again - that is after all the reason for prices isn't it

 

[Catfish Alley]

What are the laws for foreign ownership in the states if it's so cheap and why don't the Chinese buy there or do they?

I don’t know about the States so much but it’s a big problem here. Foreign investment has led to ghost neighbourhoods with rows of empty houses in the richest suburbs.

They increased taxes on it and the mostly Chinese money shifted a little to Toronto and Seattle.

Lots of talk about using the Aussie model where international buyers would have to build rather than buy existing property.

 

[rank and file]

Meanwhile,
12,782 miles southwest of Dutch Harbour on the F/V Shark Bay,deckhand Johnny has done himself a mischief.

 

[HairyO]

Those are not deckhand hands.

Olive oil commercial hands maybe.

Still, the scarring should toughen the skin uo.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Cut your nails!