Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[JG22]

way to close up

 

[RelaxMax]

Had a massage this afternoon from an Asian chick. At one stage I was laying on my back and she was massaging my thigh getting right up near the crotch. She kept brushing my personals with her hand. I was doing sums in my head trying not become erect. I'm convinced at one stage she was doing it deliberately to try and get a rise out of me.

So relaxing!

 

[MatthewB]

unannounced visits from the mother in law when you only want to relax on the couch after a big night out

 

[Shell]

Jesus christ. A photo of a bride. Going to the toilet on my fb feed.

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

unannounced visits from the mother in law when you only want to relax on the couch after a big night out

chargers 09 will happily step in for u

 

[MatthewB]

Jesus christ. A photo of a bride. Going to the toilet on my fb feed.

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.



chargers 09 will happily step in for u

Lol

 

[Cruyff14]

People who stop and talk in the middle of the shopping centre. No self awareness. ****ing knobs.

 

[Dhoni Dakurri]

That "we're living in the back of the car!" line in the mistubishi ads. I want to find the person who sings that and shit in their ear.

 

[MatthewB]

People who stop and talk in the middle of the shopping centre. No self awareness. ******* knobs.

its worse when they are in big groups and dont move for anyone, bunch of campaigners

 

[Gralin]

There was a woman waiting for her coffee the other day, she was standing so nobody could get past the counter into the cafe and in a way that made everyone wonder if she was in line

Some people are just oblivious, and they have licenses in general which is worse

 

[perthblue]

Ah to be fair so many cafe's these days are the size of ****ing cupboards and have no queuing system so people just order then mill around, causing every 2nd person to go "are you waiting in line?" "Have you been served?" drives me up the wall, right up it

 

[Cruyff14]

That "we're living in the back of the car!" line in the mistubishi ads. I want to find the person who sings that and shit in their ear.

It's actually a good song.

 

[Perth gal]

Yeah it's crap.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Oi. Id rather live there than Adelaide

Pffffffttt. Whatevs.

 

[Dhoni Dakurri]

People not recognising the correct context to use 'too' and 'to'. FFS surely any half-educated person who has finished primary school in this country can tell the f***ing difference between these two words. If you can't, well pick up a f***ing book once in your sorry life. Jesus Christ.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

People not recognising the correct context to use 'too' and 'to'. FFS surely any half-educated person who has finished primary school in this country can tell the f***ing difference between these two words. If you can't, well pick up a f***ing book once in your sorry life. Jesus Christ.

Most know the difference, they just aren’t thinking properly or just don’t care.

 

[perthblue]

it's definitely more laziness than stupidity. if you ever make the mistake of reading facebook comments, it's pretty obvious that no proofreading gets done.

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Tram 10 minutes late (this early in the morning when there's dick all traffic). Goodbye connecting train.

 

[Damon_3388]

When you get take-away (eg. McDonald's), and they don't give you any napkins in the bag, or you get one tiny single-ply thing that is next to useless.

 

[Gralin]

Ah to be fair so many cafe's these days are the size of ******* cupboards and have no queuing system so people just order then mill around, causing every 2nd person to go "are you waiting in line?" "Have you been served?" drives me up the wall, right up it

You could walk two people side by side, except one some is standing right in the middle with a bag...

 

[Brad Goodman]

That "we're living in the back of the car!" line in the mistubishi ads. I want to find the person who sings that and shit in their ear.

Yeah I doubt IRL people would be that proud of being homeless.

 

[Brad Goodman]

can't find my ******* glasses

 

[rank and file]

Those are not deckhand hands.

Olive oil commercial hands maybe.

Still, the scarring should toughen the skin uo.

Come on Hairy Palms.
Johnny's hands are tough as teak.Johnny also
subscribes to the old oceanic adage
"Fisherman heal thyself".

 

[rank and file]

Cut your nails!

Johnny won't be cutting his nails,they come in handy when he's mending nets.

 

[Damon_3388]

Johnny won't be cutting his nails,they come in handy when he's mending nets.

Has those thick cuttlefish fingernails.

 

[Reynolds Number]

That "we're living in the back of the car!" line in the mistubishi ads. I want to find the person who sings that and shit in their ear.

Up there with the WOW homes ad with the infants shouting wow.