Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[RedmanWasHere]

Ferret to me is the sort of nickname given to unusual people.

 

[I Lost My Keays]

 

[brutus76]

I ride a maxi scooter so my irks are:
Drivers who try to snuggle up beside you at the lights (back off)
Drivers who don't use indicators or mirrors and cross one or more lanes and cut you off
Drivers who give you the "evil eye" when you park in a "car" park (get stuffed)
People who honk when you filter or ride in the emergency lane (check the road rules idiot!)
When you point at someone on their phone they hide it or give you a mouthful - some will want to get physical but with a GoPro you just say "I'll send it to the local police station so don't blame me if you get a fine" or "it's dickheads like you that kill riders like me"

 

[Off The Couch]

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I think she knew exactly what she was doing long before she even arrived in Columbia but she isn't the first to seek help with legal fees and she won't be the last so I really don't understand why there is such an outrage.

 

[Le Grille]

Coriander in beer, ****ing stop it

 

[Brad Goodman]

I think she knew exactly what she was doing long before she even arrived in Columbia but she isn't the first to seek help with legal fees and she won't be the last so I really don't understand why there is such an outrage.

However unlikely I think the presumption of innocence (lest there be credible witnesses) should apply to anybody? In which case she's entitled to request assistance.

 

[Hawthorn United]

However unlikely I think the presumption of innocence (lest there be credible witnesses) should apply to anybody? In which case she's entitled to request assistance.

Yeah, but she can pay for it herself.

 

[Gough]

What if she can't afford it? We can't leave any Australian unrepresented, and facing twenty five years in a Colombian jail.

 

[dales.girl38]

Yeah I can see why Australia would help with her legal fees, innocent until proven guilty etc. etc.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Do we get a refund if she's guilty?

 

[Plugger35]

If she had made millions of dollars smuggling that coke I bet she wouldn't be sharing that with the Australian taxpayers.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Bay 13 being part of the england fan zone for the boxing day test

UnAustralian that

 

[KardiniaPark]

campaigners outsides cafes that just stand there taking up the entire footpath deciding what their next move is. Move to the ****ing side, you're not the only people on the planet campaigners.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

campaigners outsides cafes that just stand there taking up the entire footpath deciding what their next move is. Move to the ******* side, you're not the only people on the planet campaigners.

Mothers' groups are the worst for this.

 

[Gough]

Isn’t 6kgs of coke considered percy in Colombia.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Mothers' groups are the worst for this.

Don't get me started with ****ing mothers who walk two abreast down the street with strollers so they can chat. NO WORRIES ILL JUST WALK IN THE GUTTER TO GO AROUND YOU.

 

[Quivorir]

Don't get me started with ******* mothers who walk two abreast down the street with strollers so they can chat. NO WORRIES ILL JUST WALK IN THE GUTTER TO GO AROUND YOU.

Do you walk in single file with your mates?

 

[KardiniaPark]

Oh and campaigners asking for money/cigarettes/donations. Just let me go to Coles so I can get my ice cream and go back to sitting in the dark crying you campaigners.

 

[Aussie_boy]

campaigners outsides cafes that just stand there taking up the entire footpath deciding what their next move is. Move to the ******* side, you're not the only people on the planet campaigners.

Worse in supermarkets, generally ethnics shopping as a large group and blocking up the whole aisle with no awareness at all that some people actually like to shop quickly.

 

[Off The Couch]

Mothers' groups are the worst for this.

Careful MEB, this will be you this time next year

 

[KardiniaPark]

Do you walk in single file with your mates?

I live just off Brunswick St, it's not very wide and there's tables and chairs on the sidewalk every few doors down. I always walk behind my wife so people can come the other way. It's common courtesy. The houso campaigners do it as well but I'll usually put my shoulder into them unless they look stabby, you can tell the stabby ones from the junkie ones.

 

[royboy2]

Bay 13 being part of the england fan zone for the boxing day test

UnAustralian that

I'm sure this is meant as an insult, it's quite the contrary.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Careful MEB, this will be you this time next year

If I ever become one of those oblivious women who thinks their pram gets right of way in all situations, please punch me in the tit.

 

[Plugger35]

Worse in supermarkets, generally ethnics shopping as a large group and blocking up the whole aisle with no awareness at all that some people actually like to shop quickly.

There is a big Italian community where I live and they treat the local supermarket like some sort of social event, standing around gasbagging to each other.

 

[KardiniaPark]

There is a big Italian community where I live and they treat the local supermarket like some sort of social event, standing around gasbagging to each other.

They used to do that when I lived in Sydney. Stanmore Maccas on a Friday night was apparently the place to be seen. You couldn't get a Big Mac without being choked by cheap aftershave. Maccas put in $1 an hour car parking and they were never seen again.