Mega Thread Things that Shit me part XII - The Twelfth One!

[Cruyff14]

A bit of water, right.

 

[radiojake]

A bit of water, right.

It was when i got off the train

 

[MatthewB]

Only able to buy 2 beers at a time after 8.30 at the cricket

 

[Cruyff14]

Those ****ing air tasker adds. FFS.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Only able to buy 2 beers at a time after 8.30 at the cricket

We need to see AO's head. The GABBA was a national disgrace.
Please report back.

 

[MatthewB]

We need to see AO's head. The GABBA was a national disgrace.
Please report back.

I was told it was the liquor license they couldnt sell 3 or more after 8.30, its 2 trips to the bar for a round grrrr

 

[HairyO]

Waking up at 6am on a Sunday because your child has ruined your ability to sleep in.

 

[GPW1]

Waking up at 6am on a Sunday because your child has ruined your ability to sleep in.

6am sounds great! Mine have been up at first light (about 530) for the past few weeks.

 

[KardiniaPark]

People whinging about their kids.

 

[Shane Sheridan]

6am sounds great! Mine have been up at first light (about 530) for the past few weeks.

Excited about their Chrisco arriving?

 

[KardiniaPark]

The Mrs getting a phone call and motioning at me to turn the cricket down. Bitch, it’s a called mobile phone for a reason.

 

[Gralin]

Whoever thought let's do a 9 hour planned power outage on a Sunday

 

[rocker_oz33]

The Mrs getting a phone call and motioning at me to turn the cricket down. Bitch, it’s a called mobile phone for a reason.

Why do you have it on sooo loud....?

Cricket down low Healy and the flogs up loud FFS....

 

[Reynolds Number]

Australians using words like "dude". It's like nails on a ******* chalkboard.

Especially when it's 50 year old women using it. Please take me to Mars.

 

[HBF]

Didnt that come from Deuce Bigalow circa 1999?

That scene in the spa where the tomato floats over and sticks to his chest still makes me laugh. In fact I start laughing in anticipation of that one shot.

 

[Scotland]

http://www.news.com.au/sport/sports...s/news-story/96055fadd5d8dfe39322d93f4efc2e51

NSW, bunch of whinging kents.

6 Socceroos games in Australia in 2017, 3 of them in Sydney including both playoffs.
7 Wallabies tests in Australia in 2017, 2 of them in Sydney including the Bledisloe opener. And they got a Barbarians game on top of that.
Test match cricket, NRL GF, AFLf inals...

These pricks never miss out on anything.

 

[perthblue]

Rich western women going to India for the 'spirituality' and staying in palaces and dining at the highest class restaurants

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Rich western women going to India for the 'spirituality' and staying in palaces and dining at the highest class restaurants

Should just head to 7-11 or order dinner through uber eats for said culture

 

[Gough]

Rich western women going to India for the 'spirituality' and staying in palaces and dining at the highest class restaurants

Eat, Pray, go f*** yourself.

 

[Scotland]

Rich western women going to India for the 'spirituality' and staying in palaces and dining at the highest class restaurants

Rich western women going to Bali for the 'spirituality' and staying in palaces and dining at the highest class restaurants.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Rich western women going to Bali for the 'spirituality' and staying in palaces and dining at the highest class restaurants.

Only Chrisco shoppers go to Bali

 

[rocker_oz33]

For a bin tang singlets.

 

[Scotland]

Only Chrisco shoppers go to Bali

Not any more. It's a cultural experience now.

That happens to be 3 hours away and cheap as chips.

 

[GreyCrow]

Firstly I'm aware there is no legal argument for the following

When merging onto a freeway or expressway and the road is clear except 1 car. In the lane you want to go into. And they stay there matching your speed. Move over to the other lane and let me in

Its the one thing I do do. When coming up to an onramp I look for cars entering then move to the other lane ( if possible)

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

when campaigners kill themselves on my train line and i gotta go out of my way to get home.

****ing bastard