Family & Relationships Things you hide from the Missus

[Scotland]

Nothing to hide, then.

 

[Harvey Leadpipe]

I wonder if a thread was started like "how useless is your hubby around the house?", whether we'd get the opposite effect?

Would a bunch of defensive male posters ruin it by saying they are actually quite handy around the house, and that the women posting should get with the times and that most men had evolved?

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

I don't have a missus

Lucky bastard

 

[Tiff]

I wonder if a thread was started like "how useless is your hubby around the house?", whether we'd get the opposite effect?

Would a bunch of defensive male posters ruin it by saying they are actually quite handy around the house, and that the women posting should get with the times and that most men had evolved?

I fall directly into the stereotype of a typical useless male.

Don't do dishes, well, don't load dishes into machine thing, hate vacuuming, and my absolute ultimate hate is hanging out washing. **** the power bill I put it in the dryer.

She does heaps around the house when it comes to domestic stuff, she also does all the shopping because I really don't like supermarkets. She loves it. If I say, can I come? I get a resounding "NO". Probably because I get road rage with the trolley and buy heaps of useless shit.

I build shit and fix shit.

Perfect harmony.

 

[Mooster7]

Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say when you've admitted, in this thread, that your life is shit and you're going to die fat and alone?

"Listen and learn from the preacher man and you too could live a life of contempt, surrounded by idiots, and then die sad, fat and alone."

Sign me up.

Good Christ, Nicky. I didn't say that, but I forgive you as I'm aware of the female pathological need to color everything they see, hear or read with what they want to think or feel about it. It's almost amusing, but at the same time a perfect example of why not to have a woman around all the godam time.

I didn't say my life was shit. I said I was happy. I didn't say I was fat or lonely. The only times I used those adjectives was in describing a neglected corpse. A lonely, fat bloated CORPSE. Lonely at not having been discovered, and bloated from the natural processes of decomposition. I wasn't talking about a living person.
I happen to be an attractive son of a bitch (for the moment). I'm going to be happy till I'm dead. I'm happy all the time.

That's why people should take my advice.

 

[Karl Hungus]

...bearded oyster

 

[Bombers 2003]

I don't have a missus

Question-Have you ever had one?

 

[theboxmike]

Were still living apart from each other so the main thing i tend to hide from her is how much video games i actually play hahahaha if only she knew.

 

[Affidavit]

Were still living apart from each other so the main thing i tend to hide from her is how much video games i actually play hahahaha if only she knew.

lol i'm the same although in the last 2months I haven't played at all which is surprising considering shes been overseas. Maybe I'm getting to old?

 

[Waynesworld]

I don't have a missus

Doesn't matter - you can still participate in the thread.

Tell us what things you hide from your mum?

 

[Smoooothy]

Doesn't matter - you can still participate in the thread.

Tell us what things you hide from your mum?

or boyfriend?

 

[Poseidon]

Eat me.

 

[Upgrayedd]

Samboy BBQ chips.

If she finds them she punishes the whole packet then i get a 5 minute whinge on how she feels fat.

 

[ioppolo]

Samboy BBQ chips.

If she finds them she punishes the whole packet then i get a 5 minute whinge on how she feels fat.

Are you dating my mother?

 

[blueboy25]

Are you dating my mother?

I was but she kept stealing my bbq flavoured samboy chips

 

[Upgrayedd]

Are you dating my mother?

Son get off this site it decays the mind

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

My relationship with the Batman

 

[Xtreme]

My relationship with the Batman

From now until the end of the year, every post you make must be Batman related

 

[nastytiger]

Son get off this site it decays the mind

Settle down old man