Computers & Internet Tinder

[Borderline]

Youth hostels have worked well enough

Porque no los dos?

 

[Catfish Alley]

No idea. We'll past that stage. I liked just meeting people but this is the way now I guess.

 

[Borderline]

No idea. We'll past that stage. I liked just meeting people but this is the way now I guess.

IME they're awesome for meeting people and going out, getting drunk etc. But finding a designated shagging area is a challenge quite often

 

[vicpride]

Hey so I just signed up recently single. Signed up yesterday have swiped right like 50 Times only 9 matches is that low? And I'm assuming I have to start the conversations? Had only one bird say hi

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[Rough_Edges]

you've got a lot to learn, young buck. Different things work for different people.

akkaps is probably the man you want, pick his brain

9 out of your first 50 is suspiciously high.

 

[akkaps]

You called.

 

[Duritz]

Someone start a fake account, call yourself Matilda, from Auckland. Say that you're a curvy, wooly lass looking for a nice farmer to start a family with. "Will ewe be the one?"

Pictures of sheep with lipstick.

 

[akkaps]

Someone start a fake account, call yourself Matilda, from Auckland. Say that you're a curvy, wooly lass looking for a nice farmer to start a family with. "Will ewe be the one?"

Pictures of sheep with lipstick.

The NZ version of Farmer wants a Wife: Farmer wants a Sheep.

 

[Beerfish]

Hey so I just signed up recently single. Signed up yesterday have swiped right like 50 Times only 9 matches is that low? And I'm assuming I have to start the conversations? Had only one bird say hi

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I'm pretty sure they don't like being called 'birds' generally.

Try sheila or girly.

 

[kfc1]

What is this? Tinder for ants?

 

[BotsMaster]

inb4redditcomment

 

[Jatz]

After reading through the last 20 odd pages, I can only assume I look like a truck. I have no idea how some of you are getting that many matches haha.

Hilarious thread btw.

 

[WCErevival]

Mine seems to be picking up people from Perth and Melbourne for some reason. Not sure whats going on there unless there are a heap of Melbourne people on holiday over here atm.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Mine seems to be picking up people from Perth and Melbourne for some reason. Not sure whats going on there unless there are a heap of Melbourne people on holiday over here atm.

I can assure you that there is not heaps of people from Melbourne holidaying in Perth.

 

[Scotland]

There are enough people from Perth in Perth walking around telling everyone how much better Melbourne is for there to be any need for people from Melbourne to come across and do likewise.

Also, Tinder is mostly spam. Lucy, 26. Bio: Amy 21 new to Melbourne insta: @sallysomething237

 

[Julius Seizure]

Was out having a beer on friday, girl I had on tinder said she was drinking nearby. After finishing up friends, i went to meet her. Got to the club she was at, and it was very obvious why she only had face pics. She must have been pushing 150 kgs, honestly don't know how she made it up the stairs. I sculled one beer, said I had to take a call, and bailed harder than I ever have in my life.

 

[Rough_Edges]

Was out having a beer on friday, girl I had on tinder said she was drinking nearby. After finishing up friends, i went to meet her. Got to the club she was at, and it was very obvious why she only had face pics. She must have been pushing 150 kgs, honestly don't know how she made it up the stairs. I sculled one beer, said I had to take a call, and bailed harder than I ever have in my life.

stay away from Rough_Edges girl dude

/selfburn
/inb4BALKAN
/inb4kfc1

 

[Rough_Edges]

Also, Tinder is mostly spam. Lucy, 26. Bio: Amy 21 new to Melbourne insta: @sallysomething237

See, i strongly disagree.

I use tinder a lot, like use my full compliment of swipes 3 out of every 4 on average and I get less than 1 a month.

I also only ever swipe right and never unmatch anyone.

I think you guys overstate it somewhat.

There was a period of 3 or 4 months where 7/10 matches were bots, but they've fixed it right up.

 

[King Elvis]

I'm getting a shitload of bots at present, like, a dozen a day.

 

[savagelunchbox]

Also, Tinder is mostly spam. Lucy, 26. Bio: Amy 21 new to Melbourne insta: @sallysomething237

I'm getting a lot of this now. In fact about 80% would be this now. That's just lazy by the bots.

My last 15 or so profiles have all been the same distance away (always how far you are from the CBD) and always active the same time ago as the rest of them.

 

[FoolCat]

What am I looking for on tinder?

Funny answers, quick.

 

[pekay-norwest]

Bots put out though, don't they?

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Bots put out though, don't they?

 

[MrNatural]

I've found the bots have dried up of late.
Although my tinder use has dropped off of late.
Kinda over it.
I go the swipe right and filter later trick, but I'm lucky to have 5% match rate and when i do they are usually trolls.
When you do get a quality one, they don't talk and eventually unmatch

 

[savagelunchbox]

This is what my last 30 profiles have looked like, although these aren't the best examples, but were the last 3 of these types.

Some random 'about me' profile, often with wrong name and age as Scotland alluded to here.

Their ages are all mid 20's, their active time is all the same (give or take 2 mins), and they're all the same distance from me, which also happens to coincide with how far from the CBD I am.

Having sifted through the 30 spam bots though, I'm now dealing with real people.