Universal Love TRTT Part 6: The Undiscovered Ken

[Duck Farmer]

I'm just waiting for Feel to ditch both his mate and Miss Feel, and end up with the bridesmaid. It seems like the logical way for all this to end.

I'm expecting him to make off with the bride when his housemate groom friend spends an inordinate amount of time fapping in the photobooth.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm sitting here watching the Port replay again.... All out of mini Cadbury eggs.

I've gone to the pantry and devoured a block of cooking chocolate. I feel ashamed.

Can you smell what the Zakk is cooking?

 

[Contested Marx]

I'm sitting here watching the Port replay again.... All out of mini Cadbury eggs.

I've gone to the pantry and devoured a block of cooking chocolate. I feel ashamed.

Cooking chocolate is vastly underrated

 

[Doctor Feel]

I bet he's eaten those carob things for dogs that look like cooking chocolate. Straight from the pet food cupboard.

 

[Macca19]

Cadbury cooking chocolate tastes pretty close to the real thing

 

[Garibaldi Red]

I bet he's eaten those carob things for dogs that look like cooking chocolate. Straight from the pet food cupboard.

Better those than the laxettes

 

[Visenfest]

I'm expecting him to make off with the bride when his housemate groom friend spends an inordinate amount of time fapping in the photobooth.

I'm half expecting that the fapper has been Feel all along. It's kind of a sad twist, when you think about it.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm half expecting that the fapper has been Feel all along. It's kind of a sad twist, when you think about it.

Fapping the shower is for losers. Fapping in the office is where it's at. Didn't you read those articles that said fapping at work is good for your health?

 

[raman]

lol this is way overstated.

I suspect you're overstating the seriousness of her objection.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I'm half expecting that the fapper has been Feel all along. It's kind of a sad twist, when you think about it.

Fap Club scenario?

Who plays feels "Jack"?

I reckon Dave Warner.

 

[Visenfest]

Fapping the shower is for losers. Fapping in the office is where it's at. Didn't you read those articles that said fapping at work is good for your health?

So this is what the public service does all day

 

[Doctor Feel]

So this is what the public service does all day

Yes.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[tribey]

I bet he's eaten those carob things for dogs that look like cooking chocolate. Straight from the pet food cupboard.

The year mum bought us carob Easter eggs because dairy was the debbil.

Should've Menendez'd her then and there.

 

[edgie]

I've been married a few times.

Weddings are awesome, being married on the other hand...

Can I come to your next one?

Sent from mTalk

 

[jordz82]

Would like to but blew too many points over the weekend. Need to build up the kitty again.

Missed a ripper of a show!

 

[MilitaryLC]

Posting in the middle of the night

Talking to self

Fleetwood Mac

Hi PB

Wasn't me Dings. I would never diss Fleetwood Mac. Theres someone impostering the real PB. I'm here. If i'm allowed to stay for a bit.

 

[WoodyPecker]

The year mum bought us carob Easter eggs because dairy was the debbil.

Should've Menendez'd her then and there.

Carob buds were the best. My school canteen used to sell them for 2c each so you could ask for 50 or 100 and as a kid it sounds like you got a shitload

 

[tribey]

Carob buds were the best. My school canteen used to sell them for 2c each so you could ask for 50 or 100 and as a kid it sounds like you got a shitload

I know the ones you mean. They tasted pretty good. These particular eggs may as well have been old leather.

 

[spookism]

I'm sitting here watching the Port replay again.... All out of mini Cadbury eggs.

I've gone to the pantry and devoured a block of cooking chocolate. I feel ashamed.

I've done the same before.
But replace Cadbury eggs with nice beer and cooking chocolate with shit beer.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Can I come to your next one?

Sent from mTalk

Sure you can.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Shouldn’t Australia expelled Facebook instead of Russia?

 

[Steve Dore]

Shouldn’t Australia expelled Facebook instead of Russia?

If the Australian government expelled Facebook what would people who work for the Australian government have to do all day?

 

[Del165198]

Bang take that flathead

 

[raman]

Carob buds were the best. My school canteen used to sell them for 2c each so you could ask for 50 or 100 and as a kid it sounds like you got a shitload

I remember those too. They were clearly chocolate with maybe 5% carob because they tasted great.