TV and Movie quotes you use in real life

[akkaps]

There is probably a thread for this already, but I can't be bothered trying to find it.

What quotes from TV and movies do you use with your family and friends?

 

[BALKAN]

"you're killin' me, smalls"

"I'll be back" (I do a sublime Arnie)

 

[Exe Gesis]

Oh God, yeah, yeah, mmhmm, harder, uh huh.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Keep the change ya filthy animal.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

"Hey Peter, whaaaaats happening?"

"I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"

"I ain't ya pal dickface"

"Very Good, But brick no hit back"

"Curly headed *"

 

[Gough]

It's all coming up Milhouse.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Any and all of them

 

[Xtreme]

Any and all of them

Pretty much sums me up, if there's a appropriate situation where a line from a movie sums up the exact feeling at the time, I will say it (and say it in pretty much similar tone to that it was uttered on a tv show or movie - thus it makes it relevant if people pick up where it's from).

It makes things too "Cable Guy"-ish but ehhh it's fun. My friends had a contest back in the day where we would pick a certain actor and then use the actor's movie roles to lift quotes from to describe exactly how we felt at that moment. Sylvester Stallone was always a popular choice. I still quote randomly from the Rocky and Rambo movies. Robocop is another that I use on a frequent basis.

 

[waldino]

'Boy oh boy wow wee' thanks BT

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Many and varied but a few favs

"Well let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet"

"It's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him!"

"It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice"

 

[Shell]

When I'm in the car and I'm driving behind someone as slow af:

"t..t...t..t..t TODAY JUNIOR"

 

[kickazz]

Plenty from Office Space:

"You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this s**t!"

 

[Nightowl]

"I've fallen .. and I can't get up" (from a US medic-alarm commercial)..Lol.

"Won't somebody think of the children?"

"Somebody .. stop me!"

 

[Smoooothy]

"let us celebrate this <insert thing here> with the addition of chocolate to milk" is one i like to roll out on a constant basis

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

"Not at the table Carlos"

 

[JUBJUB]

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Plenty from Office Space:

"You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this s**t!"

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

 

[Ashton Agar]

We are The Walking Dead

 

[Flash of power]

if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you

 

[kickazz]

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays

I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

******* A!

 

[Latour]

I have to return some videotapes.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I carried a watermelon.

 

[Affidavit]

Your arrogance offends me and for that the rate just went up 10%.

Used all the time in business dealings.

 

[NetworkNerd]

Someone asks where something is, I say 'close'
They say: How Close
I say: In your ass

(Rambo 3)