Roast Umpires thread

[Sir_Loin]

Our boy Deboy had been left out this week. Interesting

His performances have been so good they've decided to give him a week off as a reward. Geez they're nice the AFL Umpires department

 

[Tiger71]

Correct call though.

You sure as his missed calls all balance out in the end

 

[tigs2010]

You sure as his missed calls all balance out in the end

They all even out. Just ask dogs fans.

 

[Tiges1229]

#whistlesoutfordeboy

 

[Tiges1229]

But it was the correct call

..like the melbourne didnt tank but we'll fine you a record amount fiasco - **** the afl are a bunch of campaigners

amateur bs.

 

[TigermanM2]

 

[DontArgue4]

oh my god, im never going to get off twitter

 

[tigs2010]

Lucky Nank kicked the goal after this or we would could have had another game changing non-call added to the pile.
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You're presuming Essendon could have kicked 2 goals in 2 minutes when they'd kicked 4 in the previous 90...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

This wont last a month

 

[TigermanM2]

This wont last a month

Troll account.

@AFLUmpiresDept
Ensuring our great game is officiated to the highest standard. All decisions are 100% correct. #Whatsyourdecision *parody*

Joined May 2017

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Troll account

Booooo

Thr umps actually have an online presence, but to date its been heavily whitewashed

 

[TigermanM2]

Booooo

Thr umps actually have an online presence, but to date its been heavily whitewashed

This ones real though.....

@UmpireAFL
Official Twitter account for the umpires of Australia's Game.

Australia
getinthegame.com.au
Joined July 2013

 

[joelsyt]

Are they crazy?

 

[Bojangles17]

Our boy Deboy had been left out this week. Interesting

Hm interesting , so I take it de girl has still got a gig then

 

[SunshineBoy]

Good. Deserves a long break.

Dropped says a lot about what we have been intimating

 

[HTT]

Serious talk though, deboys umpiring has not been up to standard, from any point of view. Hopefully, this is a positive sign that the AFL are insisting the best umpires are out there each week, and not just a rotation. Off to the reserves, as you would say.

 

[Sir_Loin]

Balmey going apeshit on sen on the short decision love him

 

[This Is Anfield]

Would like to take this opportunity to wish ALL umpires good luck for the weekend.
I hope they get all their decisions and interpretations 100% correct. Regardless of which club gets more free kicks.
In the event that North Melbourne get the majority of 50/50 decisions against us, statistically this seems highly likely, I implore all Richmond supporters to roll over and accept this and not embarrass us in the eyes of the greater football community.

So, to all the heroes in fluoro green out there...good luck and happy whistling.

 

[Boxo004]

Serious talk though, deboys umpiring has not been up to standard, from any point of view. Hopefully, this is a positive sign that the AFL are insisting the best umpires are out there each week, and not just a rotation. Off to the reserves, as you would say.

But why the fuq do the AFL keep defending them. Dont defend them saying they got it right then drop them and adjust the ruling

 

[SunshineBoy]

Balmey going apeshit on sen on the short decision love him

really? what did he say

 

[SunshineBoy]

Serious talk though, deboys umpiring has not been up to standard, from any point of view. Hopefully, this is a positive sign that the AFL are insisting the best umpires are out there each week, and not just a rotation. Off to the reserves, as you would say.

do you think that maybe when you google his name the is a cheat thread being in the top 10 of google searches may have been noticed by a optics driven organisation?

 

[Sir_Loin]

But why the fuq do the AFL keep defending them. Dont defend them saying they got it right then drop them.

Sack schwab while they're at it. His clown like explanation of the Cameron non-50 has to go down as one of the all time great bullshit explanations of anything

 

[HTT]

But why the fuq do the AFL keep defending them. Dont defend them saying they got it right then drop them and adjust the ruling

Cos they're better spinners than warnie

 

[Phar Ace]

really? what did he say

Paraphrased Balmey said - 'anyone who thinks that was a good or right decision has rocks in his head and no empathy for football and the people playing it.'

Over to you Goldy

 

[richoBABY]

Anyone see Hurley just kick it through gws' point when he wasn't under physical pressure? Wasn't given deliberate such bs