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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Coughlan said:
Van Berlo had a fantastic match today, had about 3 touches.
What a champ


Maybe he's taking time off to create something special. A new continent in the middle of the pacific perhaps?;)
 

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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

SorryIHammerChicken said:
Bah! Van Berlo is not the best looking of men going around.

Why not base this on someone worthy, like Giansiracusa?
Yeah thanks, go continue to wear out your dvd player with a broke-back mountain marathon.
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

SorryIHammerChicken said:
Bah! Van Berlo is not the best looking of men going around.

Why not base this on someone worthy, like Giansiracusa?

Van Burlo has instantaneously punished you. His subroutine has automatically assigned to you the stupidest name ever recorded.

His punishments can be harsh.
 

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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo doesn't shave. He rubs his face against an industrial sander.

He goes through 120 sheets of sandpaper a week.
 

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Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

If Van Berlo and Quinten Lynch had a child together the universe wud implode, no universe cud handle that much awesomeness in one bloke
 
Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

After being behind the Cuban Missile Crisis, Van Berlo assassinated President Kennedy, started the Vietnam War with the Gulf of Tonkin incident, killed Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt and single handedly launched the Tet offensive late January 1968. President Nixon had even gone to China to plead with Chairman Mao to join the free world's fight against Van Berlo.

Fighting the US forces was all too easy and Van Berlo was bored so he turned his hand to his artistic side. Music insiders know that Van Berlo wrote all the early hits for these guys

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so leaving South Vietnam in a shambles he ran across southern Asia to Europe and swam across the English Channel to combine two loves of music and drugs in London.

Swinging London just wasn't ready for Van Berlo, despite his earlier success writing for the Beatles. Keith Moon and Keith Richards thought that he was too excessive and messy but Brian Jones and Van Berlo got on like a house on fire

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Too well, sadly for Jones, who was found dead in his swimming pool after a big night of drugs and alcohol with Van Berlo.

Undeterred, Van Berlo caught up with another friend in London who he had taught to play guitar

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After a big night on September 18, 1970 with Van Berlo, Jimi Hendrix was found dead in the basement flat of the Samarkand Hotel. With the CIA and Chinese secret services closing in, Van Berlo swam across the English Channel and hung out in Paris, where he would catch up with another old mate in June 1971

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Morrison enjoyed catching up with Van Berlo, who had actually written "The End" for the Doors but had had enough of the public life he had created. Van Berlo helped Morrison fake his own death and together they fled France, hotly pursued by the Deuxieme Bureaux and the CIA.
 

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