van Berlo >>>> you

[bresker]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The Van Berlos choose their own team. Nathan chose Adelaide because of the amount of churches. When people switch from Christianity, Islam etc to VanBerloism (the cult of NVB,) the great man realises he'll need a city with plenty of worshipping space. And he might not have the time to build many more cathedrals, even though he could. A cathedral takes him 2 weeks from planning to completion. He's singlehandedly building the new Twin Towers in New York in the off season.

BTW I'm just doing my prosepective WA State of Origin side at the moment:

All positions: Nathan Van Berlo

There. Done.

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The Van Berlos choose their own team. Nathan chose Adelaide because of the amount of churches.

And there are enough barrels around

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The Van Berlos choose their own team. Nathan chose Adelaide because of the amount of churches. When people switch from Christianity, Islam etc to VanBerloism (the cult of NVB,) the great man realises he'll need a city with plenty of worshipping space. And he might not have the time to build many more cathedrals, even though he could. A cathedral takes him 2 weeks from planning to completion. He's singlehandedly building the new Twin Towers in New York in the off season.

BTW I'm just doing my prosepective WA State of Origin side at the moment:

All positions: Nathan Van Berlo

There. Done.

I think thats a good reason not to bring back state of origin as a contest, we should just give the trophy to van Berlo

 

[Sanguinarius]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo explaining what he will do to Judd the next time he see's him.

I’m going to cauterize your rectum, sealing it shut, so when you turn those delicious four n twenty™ Footy Pies into waste products the bilirubin in your feces will leach into your bloodstream and you’ll die screaming! And I’ll watch while having sex with this grateful prostitute

 

[-VC-]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I think thats a good reason not to bring back state of origin as a contest, we should just give the trophy to van Berlo

VB is also tipped to take on Ireland by himself at the end of the year. The Irish were worried about our 'physical' play in the past? Wait until they get a taste of VB, playing in all positions including goalkeeper.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Yeah, Matthew Lloyd actually refused the full foward position Sheedy offered him on the Ireland trip if he could get fit.

His reasoning? He once heard van Berlo shotgun all the seats on the flight over, and after all... 12 months on the sidelines is still better than 12 months in a coma.

 

[Leg_Spinning_Sensation]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Van Berlo actually lost his virginity before his father.

Pfft that's nothing, Van Berlo lost his virginity before Adam even contemplated Eve.

 

[Blacky]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Dandy_GO=Nathan Van Berlo
Some awsome posts lads!

 

[raikkonen]

Re: Van Berlo plus nothing for nothing, because he's

Pfft that's nothing, Van Berlo lost his virginity before Adam even contemplated Eve.

Meaning, we can all claim blood-line to the great man?

 

[Bernie L]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Just got the word from Germany, Harry Kewel rang VB before the Croatia game for a few tips.................
the great VB had a hand in Australia's journey through to the last 16

 

[freo heave ho]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Just got the word from Germany, Harry Kewel rang VB before the Croatia game for a few tips.................
the great VB had a hand in Australia's journey through to the last 16

Actually his role in the World Cup has been much more significant. After his experience at Adelaide last year, he realised that finishing on top doesn't get you into the final (actually he knew that last year, but Craig decided not to listen just before the round 22 clash)
So the reason VB didn't get the Roos a win (although his impersonation of Harry Kewell in the 79th minute was a masterstroke) was that he was SIMULTANEOUSLY eliminating Japan and ensuring Brazil finished top. Of course, scoring that second goal for Brazil in the earlier game helped as well.

This also explains why Adelaide lost to the Eagles and Richmond. VB has been deliberately organising Adelaide to finish second at the end of round 22.
Course- he goes away to help the Socceroos and East Timor (the real reason the Timorese want to dump the PM is so they can get their hands on VB and the visionary leadership he will provide) and what does Neil Craig do? Put Adelaide straight on top again. Has he learned nothing?

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Actually his role in the World Cup has been much more significant. After his experience at Adelaide last year, he realised that finishing on top doesn't get you into the final (actually he knew that last year, but Craig decided not to listen just before the round 22 clash)
So the reason VB didn't get the Roos a win (although his impersonation of Harry Kewell in the 79th minute was a masterstroke) was that he was SIMULTANEOUSLY eliminating Japan and ensuring Brazil finished top. Of course, scoring that second goal for Brazil in the earlier game helped as well.

This also explains why Adelaide lost to the Eagles and Richmond. VB has been deliberately organising Adelaide to finish second at the end of round 22.
Course- he goes away to help the Socceroos and East Timor (the real reason the Timorese want to dump the PM is so they can get their hands on VB and the visionary leadership he will provide) and what does Neil Craig do? Put Adelaide straight on top again. Has he learned nothing?

Great work here Mr Heave Ho.

I thought Harry was looking very "Van Berloish" in the 79th minute. I guess this was why it wasnt called offside, as the ref knew who it really was and was too scared to call it for fear of punishment from the great man.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Great work here Mr Heave Ho.

I thought Harry was looking very "Van Berloish" in the 79th minute. I guess this was why it wasnt called offside, as the ref knew who it really was and was too scared to call it for fear of punishment from the great man.

The real reason the referee didnt immediately send Summich off is that Van Berlo wished to prolong his punishment.

 

[ICanDressMyself]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

The real reason the referee didnt immediately send Summich off is that Van Berlo wished to prolong his punishment.

Hey, can't get into MSN for some reason, tickets booked?

 

[Belly]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Diego Maradona's hand never touched the ball in the 1986 world cup, it was in fact, the hand of Van Berlo.

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Diego Maradona's hand never touched the ball in the 1986 world cup, it was in fact, the hand of Van Berlo.

Actually that is incorrect

Sherlock Holmes had Moriarty , Bond had Goldfinger and Blofeld and Van Berlo has his own nemesis to fight with

This nemesis ( who cant be named) took over Maradonna thereby tilting England out of the cup

Van Berlo vows to fight till this nemesis is destroyed.

Some whisper his name is Woosha

 

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Word around Melbourne is some clubs are trying to get the Great man the lead role in the next Superman movie.
Rumour has it that way he will get the dreaded "superman curse" .


But the Great man has declined as the Superman character aint tough enough for him.

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Hey, can't get into MSN for some reason, tickets booked?

They most definetely are.

 

[Marklar_33]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Just got the word from Germany, Harry Kewel rang VB before the Croatia game for a few tips.................
the great VB had a hand in Australia's journey through to the last 16

I believe he had a foot in it

...although Im told it much, much more than a foot

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Word around Melbourne is some clubs are trying to get the Great man the lead role in the next Superman movie.
Rumour has it that way he will get the dreaded "superman curse" .


But the Great man has declined as the Superman character aint tough enough for him.

Yes, this is correct. while Superman is tough, he aint noVan Berlo. While Superman has a weakness, Kryptonite, Van Berlo doesnt.

 

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Yes, this is correct. while Superman is tough, he aint no Van Berlo. While Superman has a weakness, Kryptonite, Van Berlo doesnt.

What about Louis lane? Can the opposition get to him that way?

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

What about Louis lane? Can the opposition get to him that way?

Doubt it. It didnt work with Rebecca Twigley and Lois Lane is 4 times the woman she is

 

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Doubt it. It didnt work with Rebecca Twigley and Lois Lane is 4 times the woman she is

What about the Rooch is she a threat?

Hate to think a Power supporter would be the undoing of the Great man

 

[- PC -]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

What about the Rooch is she a threat?

Hate to think a Power supporter would be the undoing of the Great man

I dont even know why you bothered to ask

Though truth be known , the pen is mightier than the sword. But as the Rooch struggles with the pen it is not a worry

 

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Though truth be known , the pen is mightier than the sword. But as the Rooch struggles with the pen it is not a worry

Surely she knows what you can get from the chemist these days?

Its suits her real as well the side effects are potential blindness and she is already blind.


Wait up,now evertything is explained.