van Berlo >>>> you

[rayven]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

This is the song the Great mans mom sung to him at bedtime,well she told Welfare he went to bed but he dosn't sleep.


If your lookin for trouble
VB is the man to see.
If your lookin for satisfaction.
VB is satisfaction gaurnteed
He's as cool as a body on ice.
Hotter than a rollin dice.
Send you to heaven.
Take you to hell
He's gonna make you fry


He's a live wire


If you need some Lovin
If you need some man
You've got the Phone and the Number
And he's got no future plans.
Oh come on honey you got nothin to lose
you've got the thirst and he's got the booze
Give you an inch take you a mile
He's gonna make you fry

He's a live wire.

 

[geelong_falcons22]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

fine. i repent. all hail van berlo

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

fine. i repent. all hail van berlo

You're lucky!

If Van Berlo got an idea of what you said.... well i don't think i need to tell you what would happen..... but i will:

If you can see Van Berlo, he can see you, if you can't see Van Berlo you may be only seconds away from death.....

 

[geelong_falcons22]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

i promise to donate all my organs to VB.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

i promise to donate all my organs to VB.

He doesn't need them.

He would like you to give them to someone who will have better use for them.

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

And voila!

Van Berlo has made it a sticky topic again!!!

 

[Allefgib]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I was just in North Korea last weekend (fact) and saw Van Berlo working his way further north.

Truth is North Korea is NOT testing their missles. Van Berlo is throwing them into the sea of japan in disgust at the fact the North Koreans don't allow their citizens to play the greatest game in the world, Aussie Rules Football.

 

[Kildonan]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I believe the thread shall be stickied upon return to his rightful place:

In the 22 players who represent the AFC each week....

Only a few weeks left, until all other AFL players start shivering with fear again.....

Van Berlo whispered quietly, almost to himself, "Why isn't this thread stickied?"

I trembled in fear and quickly made it so.

Who knows what dire consequences there may have been ...

 

[Glenno23]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo whispered quietly, almost to himself, "Why isn't this thread stickied?"

I trembled in fear and quickly made it so.

Who knows what dire consequences there may have been ...

Smart Move!

There are no disabled people, just people who have met Van Berlo....

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

I was just in North Korea last weekend (fact) and saw Van Berlo working his way further north.

Truth is North Korea is NOT testing their missles. Van Berlo is throwing them into the sea of japan in disgust at the fact the North Koreans don't allow their citizens to play the greatest game in the world, Aussie Rules Football.

Haha! Good one

 

[Belly]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Wilt Chambelin claims to have slept with over 20000 women in his lifetime.


Van Berlo calls this a "slow Tuesday."

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo whispered quietly, almost to himself, "Why isn't this thread stickied?"

I trembled in fear and quickly made it so.

Who knows what dire consequences there may have been ...

Lucky you were.... few people get a warning. You must be one of Van Berlos chosen.

Remember Van Berlo doesnt sleep... he waits.

 

[Stiffy_18]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

If Van Berlo was John or Ash..........Camilla would be missing 3 teeth and have severe facial bruising.

Brilliant!!!!!!

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Wilt Chambelin claims to have slept with over 20000 women in his lifetime.


Van Berlo calls this a "slow Tuesday."

Hahaha

They just keep getting better and better.

 

[Jeremias]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo doesn't believe in Germany.

 

[Belly]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

[Jeremias]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Van Berlo yesterday actually became the first person to slap somebody into next week

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo yesterday actually became the first person to slap somebody into next week

The first thing they saw when they got there was VB cocking up for the backhand.

 

[GoSydneySwans]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Channel Nine reporter Chris Jones approached Van Berlo and asked him if he would ever consider ending his dominance of AFL and hanging up the boots. Van Berlo didn't hang up the boots, but proceeded to hang Chris Jones.

 

[bresker]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo couldn't find a doctor willing to prescribe the daily injections of titanium he requires to strengthen his collarbone. Last week he enrolled in a medical course at Adelaide Uni so that he could write his own scripts. He graduates on Thursday.

 

[Belly]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Van Berlo can slam a revolving door.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Best.Thread.Ever

 

[Southerntakeover]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

John Howard keeps his promises to van Berlo.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

John Howard keeps his promises to van Berlo.

Haha, thats brilliant!

 

[bresker]

Re: All Hail Nathan Van Berlo

Agreed, LOL.

Peter Costello is furious with himself for not inviting Van Berlo to THAT meeting.