Was the night before Judd-mas....

[linchpin]

Was the night before JUDD-mas and we were all feeling grouse.
Only filth fans were stirring, ready to pilfer your house.

There was Macca, Smithy, Joffa and Robbo.
The upper echelon of Victoria Park society.
We are not your average 'Preston-ite' Yobbo.

With ski masks, VB, blue singlets and tatt's.
We are stealing anything that is not nailed down.
Even your front door mats.

Our target is esky's, tv's, vcr's and thongs.
If you have a stash of marijuana.
We carry our own bongs.

Your pets are in danger, but we will not give them a boot.
We have much more use for them than that. We will give'em a root!

So if you see your pets limping, you know we have given it to them up the blurter.
And if you want some of your stuff back, check out your local cash convertors.

For they are our main source of income, down Collingwood way.
And we don't have to wait for every second Tuesday, to collect our dole pay.

So, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
And in your prayers this evening, think of our plight.

It is hard to follow the Pies and now Bucks is gone.
Eddie is not happy, we can not sing the song.

Is Santa real? We nearly had Juddy and Twigley, Mr Kringle....
But like premierships they are a pipe dream.
So we ended up with Lara Bingle!

 

[Pred_ator]

Thats got me in the Christmas spirit. I always wondered why Collingwood supporters carried around bags of Good O's and small tins of Pal wearing knee pads.

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Was the night before JUDD-mas and we were all feeling grouse.
Only filth fans were stirring, ready to pilfer your house.

There was Macca, Smithy, Joffa and Robbo.
The upper echelon of Victoria Park society.
We are not your average 'Preston-ite' Yobbo.

With ski masks, VB, blue singlets and tatt's.
We are stealing anything that is not nailed down.
Even your front door mats.

Our target is esky's, tv's, vcr's and thongs.
If you have a stash of marijuana.
We carry our own bongs.

Your pets are in danger, but we will not give them a boot.
We have much more use for them than that. We will give'em a root!

So if you see your pets limping, you know we have given it to them up the blurter.
And if you want some of your stuff back, check out your local cash convertors.

For they are our main source of income, down Collingwood way.
And we don't have to wait for every second Tuesday, to collect our dole pay.

So, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
And in your prayers this evening, think of our plight.

It is hard to follow the Pies and now Bucks is gone.
Eddie is not happy, we can not sing the song.

Is Santa real? We nearly had Juddy and Twigley, Mr Kringle....
But like premierships they are a pipe dream.
So we ended up with Lara Bingle!

already posted it on a collingwood board and dint get the response you were after hey champ? Just post it everywhere Im sure someone will talk about it.

 

[linchpin]

Love your work!

Spread the word, 'tis the season!

 

[Optimax]

Love your work!

Spread the word, 'tis the season!

You just crave attention dont you mate.

Anyway i begrudgingly say merry chirstmas even though i hate you throughout the year there comes a time when i must try and be nice to you all

 

[Dramoth]

already posted it on a collingwood board and dint get the response you were after hey champ? Just post it everywhere Im sure someone will talk about it.

Who really gives a flying **** what you filth supporter chavs think...

If you can manage a day out of lockup for the festive season then it is a bonus...

Merry xmas to all you filth supporters and lock up good night...

And to the blues supporters... have a good one dreaming of Judd ramming home 5...

Against the filth no less

 

[Dramoth]

You just crave attention dont you mate.

Anyway i begrudgingly say merry chirstmas even though i hate you throughout the year there comes a time when i must try and be nice to you all

yeah yeah... maybe you will get a christmas present that will not involve you finishing outside of the premiership position...

But then again it will be a wet dream for you w***ers...

Merry xmas and **** off

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Who really gives a flying **** what you filth supporter chavs think...

If you can manage a day out of lockup for the festive season then it is a bonus...

Merry xmas to all you filth supporters and lock up good night...

And to the blues supporters... have a good one dreaming of Judd ramming home 5...

Against the filth no less

Merry christmas to you too feltcher
Keep dreaming of juddy kicking 5 against the woods cause thats all it is is a dream, your insipid joke of a team will still be grabbing their ankles when our teams play!

 

[Blue Dimension]

You just crave attention dont you mate.

Anyway i begrudgingly say merry chirstmas even though i hate you throughout the year there comes a time when i must try and be nice to you all

Haha, Merry Xmas Optimax

 

[HBF]

A little hard to read in parts, but a great effort nonetheless.

 

[Dramoth]

Merry christmas to you too feltcher
Keep dreaming of juddy kicking 5 against the woods cause thats all it is is a dream, your insipid joke of a team will still be grabbing their ankles when our teams play!

yeah yeah... and your team will still be playing ****ing leapfrog with unicorns while we are winning more flags...

and I do believe that most filth supporters would know what felching is...

it took me a while to look it up on the net... it's a rather rude thing to do isnt it...

but I do believe that most of you filth scum are capable of doing anything... including felching

 

[AndyWalkersGirl]

yeah yeah... and your team will still be playing ****ing leapfrog with unicorns while we are winning more flags...

and I do believe that most filth supporters would know what felching is...

it took me a while to look it up on the net... it's a rather rude thing to do isnt it...

but I do believe that most of you filth scum are capable of doing anything... including felching

Hahaha. Ease up on the piss Dramoth

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

yeah yeah... and your team will still be playing ****ing leapfrog with unicorns while we are winning more flags...

and I do believe that most filth supporters would know what felching is...

it took me a while to look it up on the net... it's a rather rude thing to do isnt it...

but I do believe that most of you filth scum are capable of doing anything... including felching

Come on you already know what it was... its that thing you have been doing to your pets for years
But on a more serious note a genuine merry christmas to you and all the carlton fans. Be safe and I look forward to resuming hostilities in the new year

 

[AndyWalkersGirl]

Come on you already know what it was... its that thing you have been doing to your pets for years
But on a more serious note a genuine merry christmas to you and all the carlton fans. Be safe and I look forward to resuming hostilities in the new year

Thanks for the warm wishes, same back to you Getsomenuts.

 

[Dramoth]

Come on you already know what it was... its that thing you have been doing to your pets for years
But on a more serious note a genuine merry christmas to you and all the carlton fans. Be safe and I look forward to resuming hostilities in the new year

yup... best wishes for the season to you filth supporters...


I hope that things really kick off between us again next year...

It would be the best xmas present for us all


(and we leave the pet abuse to the less ofay Collingwood supporters... you know the chav's who support you w***ers )

 

[Dramoth]

Hahaha. Ease up on the piss Dramoth

I am slowing down a little...

But at the end of the day... they are filth supporters

How things with you AWG... got anything special planned for the day?

 

[thatday]

Interesting reading that, humerous at some points, merry christmas carlton supporters, i hope you enjoy the day

 

[Beloved]

You just crave attention dont you mate.

Anyway i begrudgingly say merry chirstmas even though i hate you throughout the year there comes a time when i must try and be nice to you all

Speaking of posting the same stuff, your first two posts said virtually the same thing. 'You crave attention'. When will you Collingwood supporters learn that when we insult Collingwood, we don't do it so that everyone will think it's funny, we do it because we like to state the truth! Eddie may aswell accept Cash Converters as the major sponsor for Collingwood seeing as the supporters love it so much.

 

[Team Mo']

Your pets are in danger, but we will not give them a boot.
We have much more use for them than that. We will give'em a root!

haha...loved it but it was hard to read in some verses....

 

[sunnyTEE]

Who really gives a flying **** what you filth supporter chavs think...

If you can manage a day out of lockup for the festive season then it is a bonus...

Merry xmas to all you filth supporters and lock up good night...

And to the blues supporters... have a good one dreaming of Judd ramming home 5...

Against the filth no less

You sicken me

 

[Dramoth]

You sicken me

Ohh... damn... I sicken a filth supporter...

Ohh no... the world is going to end because I sicken a filth supporter...

Ohh... hang on... I'm a Carlton supporter, I dont give a Ratts what you think or whether I sicken you...

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Ohh... damn... I sicken a filth supporter...

Ohh no... the world is going to end because I sicken a filth supporter...

Ohh... hang on... I'm a Carlton supporter, I dont give a Ratts what you think or whether I sicken you...

you keep mentioning Ratts like he is a saviour or something, remember he is still winless as a coach .
How was your christmas Dramoth?

 

[sunnyTEE]

Ohh... damn... I sicken a filth supporter...

Ohh no... the world is going to end because I sicken a filth supporter...

Ohh... hang on... I'm a Carlton supporter, I dont give a Ratts what you think or whether I sicken you...

Unfortunately I had to edit my post. I shall duel with you in the future, somewhere safe. Hahaha