We will make the finals if..

[Docker Clint]

A meteor lands on the club rooms and every other team has to hand over two decent players so we can rebuild.

OR

Aliens come down and give our players suits that provide superpowers that they can wear under their guernseys.

OR

Victor Chang rises from the grave and performs heart transplants on the players.



please feel free to add to other scenarios just as likely as us sneaking into the 8 the way we're going.

 

[ImperialPurple]

8 other clubs self-combust leaving only 8 clubs standing (even then we'd probably be 8th).

 

[Freo95]

the ladder is turned upside down.

 

[freocuz]

...there are a shit-load of players from the other 15 clubs named for testing positive to drugs in the next fortnight, leading to loss of points and percentage.

 

[Jafa]

They suddenly decide to give the bottom eight their own super special finals series.

 

[freo heave ho]

The AFL decides, that to increase revenue all remaining rounds will be rivalry rounds meaning we play the eagles 15 times in a row.

 

[spitlizard]

After half time, we whack Freo tops on the auskick kids and let them play out the remaining half!!

 

[Kram]

 

[Freo95]

Atleast bacon had gone up.

 

[Belnakor]

a meteor hits the all-stars game, with Pav transformed into a "meteor freak" while the rest of the players are killed.

 

[The Night Shift]

James Brown releases a comeback album
Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyya!!!!!!