What do you do for a crust?

[CrazyQ]

Uni and bartenr/waiter.

 

[Gabbie]

Nobody's mentioned your second unpaid job of wasting the bosses hard earned by logging onto BF.

 

[Mr Reliable]

Nobody's mentioned your second unpaid job of wasting the bosses hard earned by logging onto BF.

Happy staff are productive staff, Gabbie.

 

[Gabbie]

Happy staff are productive staff, Gabbie.

True - is it Friday yet? Got back from Melbourne last night and fronted up to work for the first time in a week - sooooooo tired and HOT here, have air con on full blast. Am house sitting tho it's their power bill while they waltz around France.

 

[schimma3]

Happy staff are productive staff, Gabbie.

Could not agree more. Pity I work with so many unhappy staff. Probably not spending enough time on Big Footy.

HR Manager and Chief Financial officer at University

 

[j flex roo]

Could not agree more. Pity I work with so many unhappy staff. Probably not spending enough time on Big Footy.

HR Manager and Chief Financial officer at University

If you work for La Trobe put more money in to computer facilities!

 

[The Teflon Dean]

Peter Norths stunt double.

 

[Peggsy]

environmental chemist at UWA

 

[Wild Kangaroo]

Peter Norths stunt double.

You mean Ron Jeremys' Stunt double.....

 

[Roobunny]

I work for the South Australian Government (insert all public servant jokes here). More specifically I'm a project officer in the traineeships and apprenticeships area.

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

Piano Restoration/ piano moving.

 

[Shinboner Schem]

Senior Analyst Programmer
for an IT Consultantcy

 

[Rooby_Tuesday]

Freelance marketing for services firms, and "home duties".

 

[hilly]

Importer/Exporter.

 

[Horace]

I try to do as little possible and instead send Horace at Work??? off each day to do some financial planning. Instead the b****** spends all day logged on to Big Footy.

 

[Mr Reliable]

Importer/Exporter.

George Costanza?

 

[The Other Dean]

George Costanza?

Art Vandelay.

 

[Lidge]

Importer/Exporter.

Schapelle or Mercedes?

 

[Shinboner Schem]

Importer/Exporter.

Matches and Chips?

Are you considering quitting the importing and just focusing on the exporting?

 

[Ghostwriter]

Art Vandelay.

I'm watching Seinfeld on TV1, and guess what episode is on.

 

[Mr Reliable]

Art Vandelay.

That's it. Vandelay Industries. They were "in latex".

IIRC George always trotted that name out. Hallmark of a good liar- consistency.

The judge in the final episode was called Vandelay I think -which didn't augur (or all go) well for the outcome of their case.

 

[Mr Reliable]

I'm watching Seinfeld on TV1, and guess what episode is on.

Not the one where he tells the woman at the Dole Office that he's got an job interview at VI?

 

[Manbearpig]

And you want to be my latex salesman.

 

[Ghostwriter]

Not the one where he tells the woman at the Dole Office that he's got an job interview at VI?

No, it was the one where he first invented the name Art Vandelay, Jerry and George went to her office building and they were trying to come up with lies as to what they were doing there and George came up with import/export and the name Art Vandelay, he actually thought of a different name originally, Burt Harbinson I think, but he blurted out Art Vandelay, architect.

 

[Mr Reliable]

No, it was the one where he first invented the name Art Vandelay, Jerry and George went to her office building and they were trying to come up with lies as to what they were doing there and George came up with import/export and the name Art Vandelay, he actually thought of a different name originally, Burt Harbinson I think, but he blurted out Art Vandelay, architect.

Love it.