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Long term and even short term posters will know that on occasions my mates have at times stolen the odd esky from a random party or bbq. Until last night my mates had a 100% record with regards to successfully extracting an esky from a function.
Last night however, it went all wrong, and i was with them.
My mate had recieved intelligence that there was to be a function, an open air function (all the better), at a local park with bbq facilities that banks on to a beach.
Anyway, the car was loaded with 4 crack troops (me and my mates) and we proceeded with caution. We drove past the area a couple of times and scope out the target and come up with a plan of attack. Most of the partygoers were busy playing cricket in the park and as such we had to act quickly to secure the prize.
We stopped the car and sprinted for this esky, we got it succesfully but in our haste we had failed to notice the 120 kg guy knocking back crown lagers watching the cricket. We picked the esky up and this guy came out of nowhere and flattened one of my mates with a crunching shoulder, that knocked my mate flat out and as a result we all dropped the esky. The bikie look a like then kicked my mate while he was down in the guts and me and a mate pushed the bikie over and then got out of there. This guy was screaming, "you ****ing young mugs". As we were driving out this young guy took his shoe off and hurled it at the car denting the bonnet.
Anyway, better luck next time i guess.
Last night however, it went all wrong, and i was with them.
My mate had recieved intelligence that there was to be a function, an open air function (all the better), at a local park with bbq facilities that banks on to a beach.
Anyway, the car was loaded with 4 crack troops (me and my mates) and we proceeded with caution. We drove past the area a couple of times and scope out the target and come up with a plan of attack. Most of the partygoers were busy playing cricket in the park and as such we had to act quickly to secure the prize.
We stopped the car and sprinted for this esky, we got it succesfully but in our haste we had failed to notice the 120 kg guy knocking back crown lagers watching the cricket. We picked the esky up and this guy came out of nowhere and flattened one of my mates with a crunching shoulder, that knocked my mate flat out and as a result we all dropped the esky. The bikie look a like then kicked my mate while he was down in the guts and me and a mate pushed the bikie over and then got out of there. This guy was screaming, "you ****ing young mugs". As we were driving out this young guy took his shoe off and hurled it at the car denting the bonnet.
Anyway, better luck next time i guess.
