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Ophidian Old BoysPoopi Pugwak coffee is the rarest coffee in the world but sabso is willing to do what he has to do to ensure his Daily Grind Coffee Bar stays ahead of the caffeine game, even it means using a product made from canine poo. Also known as Pugs coffee, this rare and unusual coffee is made from beans harvested from the feces of the Ophidian Old Boys Pugsley who is a somewhat fat hairy critter native to Spotswood and Baghdad.
Warriors Big Fans of Poopi Pugwak Coffee
Pugsley eats ripe coffee berries (amongst many other things), digest the pulp and poops out the beans while dragging his arse on the carpets at Spotswood, which is then harvested by sabso and sold as Poopi Pugwak coffee. The beans are usually found in small clusters, so it takes a long time for sabso to harvest a single kilo which then need to be laboriously cleaned before they can be roasted. But many coffee afficionados claim Poopi Pugwak coffee is worth the cost because of its unique flavor profile.
Poopi Pugwak Beans Fresh from the Pug
SWEET F.A. researchers discovered that Poopi Pugwak coffee beans had higher levels of fats, Italian food and alcohol flavor-enhancing compounds than traditionally harvested beans which affect the coffee's aroma and taste profile giving Poopi Pugwak coffee its unique taste. According to the research, the chemical differences between the Poopi Pugwak coffee and the traditionally harvested beans comes down to Pugsley's digestive system. Poopi Pugwak coffee beans undergo fermentation while being digested, causing chemical changes that likely affect the coffee's final flavour.
Poopi Pugwak coffee is the Daily Grinds biggest seller and will stay on the menu as long as Pugsley can keep dragging his arse down the Spotswood carpets shooting coffee pellets out.
Warriors Big Fans of Poopi Pugwak Coffee
Pugsley eats ripe coffee berries (amongst many other things), digest the pulp and poops out the beans while dragging his arse on the carpets at Spotswood, which is then harvested by sabso and sold as Poopi Pugwak coffee. The beans are usually found in small clusters, so it takes a long time for sabso to harvest a single kilo which then need to be laboriously cleaned before they can be roasted. But many coffee afficionados claim Poopi Pugwak coffee is worth the cost because of its unique flavor profile.
Poopi Pugwak Beans Fresh from the Pug
SWEET F.A. researchers discovered that Poopi Pugwak coffee beans had higher levels of fats, Italian food and alcohol flavor-enhancing compounds than traditionally harvested beans which affect the coffee's aroma and taste profile giving Poopi Pugwak coffee its unique taste. According to the research, the chemical differences between the Poopi Pugwak coffee and the traditionally harvested beans comes down to Pugsley's digestive system. Poopi Pugwak coffee beans undergo fermentation while being digested, causing chemical changes that likely affect the coffee's final flavour.
Poopi Pugwak coffee is the Daily Grinds biggest seller and will stay on the menu as long as Pugsley can keep dragging his arse down the Spotswood carpets shooting coffee pellets out.
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