Why i hate Carlton

[Dramoth]

Speaking of lack of success, how are those mighty Blues in Grand Finals?

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Saying we have a lack of success? Oh please!

2 lost grand finals out of how many for Carlton

Pity we cant make a motage of all the lost grand finals that Collingwood have been in for the last 50 years

 

[DThomas]

Pity you got caught and can't steal anymore flags. Awww poor Carlton!

 

[Pie eyed]

Carlton Football Club---Brief History in Pictures.

The Fabulous 2002 Wooden Spoon.

Carlton's Famous "Back to Back" Spoons which forever cemented the Clubs rightful place in AFL history as the losingest club since the inception of .

 

[Snag Breac]

Hey Pie eyed, you forgot Fev at that restaurant window - a metaphor for the way Carlton pisses all over the rules, never mind the ethics of the game.

 

[The Dawes]

Good to see the Blueboys feared again

1 flag in 50 years isn't it? Nice.

We can use statistics too.

We've both won 1 flag in the last 20 years - but at least ours was legitimate.

 

[DThomas]

Love it Pie eyed!

Is there a more overrated team than Carlton in the AFL right now?

 

[DThomas]

How's this for a comparison:

2002 - 2008:

Collingwood
- 5 finals series appearances
- 12 finals matches
- 7 finals wins
- 2 Grand Final appearances
- 1 Brownlow Medal
- 1 Norm Smith Medal
- 0 Wooden Spoons

Scum
- 0 finals series appearances
- 0 finals matches
- 0 finals wins
- 0 Grand Final appearances
- 0 Brownlow Medals
- 0 Norm Smith Medals
- 3 Wooden Spoons

"We're the team that never lets you down"

 

[Dramoth]

Love it Pie eyed!

Is there a more overrated team than Carlton in the AFL right now?

yeah... Collingwood...

 

[Dramoth]

We can use statistics too.

We've both won 1 flag in the last 20 years - but at least ours was legitimate.

So was ours... however, I suspect that the 2003 Bummers flag (the only year in a block of 4 years that they were salary cap cheats where they were apparently under the salary cap) wasnt legit.

 

[DThomas]

yeah... Collingwood...

Third spot just about sewn up and we've won 11 of our last 12. If that's overrated then I wonder what Carlton are!

 

[Dennis]

How's this for a comparison:

2002 - 2008:

Collingwood
- 5 finals series appearances
- 12 finals matches
- 7 finals wins
- 2 Grand Final appearances
- 1 Brownlow Medal
- 1 Norm Smith Medal
- 0 Wooden Spoons

Scum
- 0 finals series appearances
- 0 finals matches
- 0 finals wins
- 0 Grand Final appearances
- 0 Brownlow Medals
- 0 Norm Smith Medals
- 3 Wooden Spoons

"We're the team that never lets you down"

How about this for a comparisson....

Most AFL GF losses? Collingwood

Did you see that pic on the back page today of DThomas shoving a bag up Didaks clacker?

How about the one where Thomas s**ks off Didak?

No?

here it is.....

seems like DThomas makes a habit of it

and here he is shit scared and wanting his mummy

 

[DThomas]

How about this for a comparisson....

Most AFL GF losses? Collingwood

Did you see that pic on the back page today of DThomas shoving a bag up Didaks clacker?

How about the one where Thomas s**ks off Didak?

No?

here it is.....

seems like DThomas makes a habit of it

and here he is shit scared and wanting his mummy

Notice how he is celebrating in the first two pictures? And notice how he isn't a stupid thug like Reimers?

How about the one where Thomas single handedly beat the Dogs?

Or the one where he beat Chris Judd?

Or the one where we beat your rabble by 54 points?

Or the one where you made a shit post?

FAIL!

 

[DThomas]

Or how about Fev and Squibbsy kinky fantasies?

Or how about the one where Fev pissed on a window?

Or how about the one where he got a barman in a headlock?

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Or how about the one where Carlton paid hush money to rape victims?

Or the one where Scum teammates beat the shit out of each other?

What a pathetic club, and what pathetic supporters!

 

[Pie eyed]

How about this for a comparison....
Judd and Fev suck ***** out the back of Visy Park fo help pay their contracts.

Piss off back to your board Carlton stooge.
If we want shit we know where to find the head to squeeze.

 

[Axl the great]

Or how about Fev and Squibbsy kinky fantasies?

Or how about the one where Fev pissed on a window?

Or how about the one where he got a barman in a headlock?

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Or how about the one where Carlton paid hush money to rape victims?

Or the one where Scum teammates beat the shit out of each other?

What a pathetic club, and what pathetic supporters!

Now thats a serve if ive ever seen one!

PURE GOLD!

 

[Snag Breac]

Now thats a serve if ive ever seen one!

PURE GOLD!

And Carlton players make it so easy.