Will Richmond finish ninth in the "Rawlings" season?

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Saint KFC

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Self-explanitory. In case you've been living under a rock, Rawlings has designated next round as the commencement of a new season.

So, with Richmond unlikely to finish anywhere near ninth in the official AFL season, surely they would be odds on to finish 9th in the "Rawlings". Out goes quality players such as Bowden, Simmonds, Brown, JON and in come a bunch of youngsters who manage to grind out a few close wins against lowly sides and are then heralded as the next Chris Judd, Gary Ablett, Matthew Scarlett, Dean Cox or Wayne Carey. Rockin' Robin Nahas strins together a couple of good games before fading late, Aaron Sandilands breaks the AFL-record for hitouts against the old-firm in Graham and Pattison, Tambling once again proves himself to be one of the greatest selection atrocities of the past 50 years. Pettifer is relegated to the VFL amidst a strong fan backlash, before knocking up 35 uncontested possessions against the Bendigo Bombers resulting in the Tiger faithful tearing the match commitee to shreds for dropping him in the first place.

Tigers waste another high draft pick, manage to make another coaching blunder, continue their string of ninth place finishes and another wave of youngsters are talked up to a higher level than the Junior Camry Crows. It's like Groundhog Day all over again, except this time Bill Murray is replaced by Richmond Football Club and the dream girl is replaced by a deluded feeling of self-worth and positive reinforcement.
 

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If the Richmond board is anything to go by, their team comprises of Angus Graham, Rockin' Robin Nahas, Andy Collins, Cotchin and the entire cast of Revenge of the Nerds.

Head over to their board, it's an absolute disgrace. After they won their first game, there was a thread comparing their list to Geelong's. Disgusting. It's like a group of pre-pubescent girls at a slumber party.
 
Whats it like to have a brave captain in the mould of saint nick

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Come on surely you can do better than this steaming **** of a retort.

All male Bitchmoan supporters over the age of 16 would donate their left testicle as an offering to swap Nick for Jack.

Stupid boy


Yeah about as piss weak and clichéd as your response in another thread

Your kidding right? Run out of saliva after the Bulldogs game have we ?
So polish up on your own retorts 'stupid boy'


As for balls and Rewieldt in the same sentence..dont make me laugh
 
They could quite easily still finish 9th St KFC, don't give up hope yet - they are only a few games off it.

That would be the ideal scenario - another 9th placed finish, another mediocre draft pick, another wasted season, another 5-year plan, another Tambling or Oakley-Nicholls

But, I feel that this year they have succeeded their shitness in past years - they've achieved a whole new benchmark of shit, a level of shit that hasn't been seen since the University team graced the competition.

I'm just not sure if they're good enough to make a push for 9th sherr.
 

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