Witty comebacks to other supporters.

[derp de derp]

I'm from Adelaide so it's nice to congratulate crow supporters on the 20th anniversary of their last premiership


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[Mitchell Madness]

"I'm going back to Waverley to cry into the three peat cups. If it's too much, the 08 cup can catch the overflow"

 

[threesixpio]

Of all people i've been coping it a bit from $wans supporters, I just say

'I don't think the $wans will be losing the Grand Final this year'

Shuts the campaigners right up.

Nice double hander

 

[smitchy]

"How do you feel that the hawks have traded away the #1 pick in the draft?"
"Not bad, saints may draft Kane Tenance/Richard Tambling/Jack Watts/whatever dud high draft pick their team has picked"

 

[MightyHawks86]

Getting crap mostly from Freo supporters. I pick from one of three:

1) "We're the new freo, except with four cups since 1994!"

2) "Yeah we're not doing so well at the moment. Lemme ask you, how do you deal with it?"

3) "2013."

 

[Pessimistic]

When did they invent grand final barbecues?

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

3) "2013."

I like this one, I've been using another year to shut up cats fans since 2008. It really does work.

 

[grumbleguts]

I ask them which of their team's back to backs is their favourite. I have never been able to decide between 88/9 13/14 or 14/15. This year I finally have the time to sit back and think about it. I'll have to watch them all again to be sure. You can watch them with me if you like and help me decide.

 

[JoeHawk]

I ask them which of their team's back to backs is their favourite. I have never been able to decide between 88/9 13/14 or 14/15. This year I finally have the time to sit back and think about it. I'll have to watch them all again to be sure. You can watch them with me if you like and help me decide.

Oh I do like this one. I'll have to use it.

 

[scout]

Tony Jones on radio today was giving it to a Hawthorn supporting colleague.

Jones said that now when he sees all those cars with threepeat stickers, well, he just has to laugh.

Sometimes you don't really need to say anything.....

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Four fingers equals four cups... did your...

 

[Gralin]

Will be interesting when I go back to work next week.
I think most people have worked out they can't bother me.
I also work with five other Hawks supporters so they have to spread it around.
The people on Facebook laughing hardest are pies and blues supporters which amuses me greatly

 

[KOLOKOTRONIS]

We only care about premierships. How many have you won since 1960?

When you three peat let me know...?

How many afl premierships have you won?

Your club will always be s h it..

KOLOKOTRONIS

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Will be interesting when I go back to work next week.
I think most people have worked out they can't bother me.
I also work with five other Hawks supporters so they have to spread it around.
The people on Facebook laughing hardest are pies and blues supporters which amuses me greatly

I work with the worst kind of supporters ..... know nothing about football until the Crows are winning, and suddenly they become experts overnight. It's pointless even trying to explain anything to those people.

 

[Gralin]

I work with the worst kind of supporters ..... know nothing about football until the Crows are winning, and suddenly they become experts overnight. It's pointless even trying to explain anything to those people.

We've got dees tigers cats pies and bombers at work
Also a bunch of people who don't care about footy at all so I don't cop much
We used to have one of those people who had two teams and the swans were their second team after 2012 and they thought they were funny
We also had a rugby dude who was a lions man and didn't want Hawks to threepeat, he got fired which was pleasing

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

We've got dees tigers cats pies and bombers at work
Also a bunch of people who don't care about footy at all so I don't cop much
We used to have one of those people who had two teams and the swans were their second team after 2012 and they thought they were funny
We also had a rugby dude who was a lions man and didn't want Hawks to threepeat, he got fired which was pleasing

Yes, it's different over here. Adelaide people are famous (or infamous) for supporting anything that means "party". If the Crows make the GF, suddenly the office will be swathed in crows colours and everyone will want the Crows to win ... not because it means anything to them, it will just give them an excuse to party. If they lose, the colours will be taken down and packed away without a word spoken. If they win, suddenly it will be greatest day of their lives and off to witness the motorcade down King William Street at lunchtime

 

[Rushed_Behind]

We achieved in 3 years more than your club has in 3 decades. Think about it.

 

[Nathan Detroit]

I kind of wish I were copping it a bit more. It would mean that there were more footy watchers in the area. Got a nice core group of about a half dozen or so and we watch 3-5 games per weekend, but it would be cool to take over a pub once in a while for a giant footy-fest.

 

[QuietB]

I can't afford any more premiership memorabilia anyway.

Usually shuts them up and makes them hate more. Job done

 

[OzJohnnie]

I can't afford any more premiership memorabilia anyway.

Usually shuts them up and makes them hate more. Job done

I was at a Hawthorn event two years ago with a friend who is a Richmond supporter less than 37 years old. I had brought along a daughter's jumper to get signed by a few players. It is a 2013 premiership special, with a picture of the cup and the players' names listed in really small print down the middle brown stripe on the front. A player was signing it as my friend noticed the printing and he asks, "What kind of jumper is that?"

"That's called a premiership special edition, mate. As a middle-aged Richmond supporter I can see how that would be a foreign concept."

Gunners tried to hold it in but couldn't help himself and let out a chuckle at my friend's expense. It's a good memory.

 

[Dank You Steven]

"No but seriously though we just three-peated."

The bloke in this gif looks remarkably like Birchall!

 

[Dank You Steven]

Getting crap mostly from Freo supporters. I pick from one of three:

1) "We're the new freo, except with four cups since 1994!"

2) "Yeah we're not doing so well at the moment. Lemme ask you, how do you deal with it?"

3) "2013."

Jesus, crap from Freo fans - what a bunch of tossers.

 

[Agent Smith]

I did have an * supporter come over to try and give me crap at work the other day.

Didn't even have to mention to him he followed drug cheats. Just said, yeah we're shit but we're coming off a three-peat. You're just shit.

He had no response and skulked away...

 

[TARGETMAN]

13 cups in 1 generation. hmmmmm

 

[A Cut Above]

If its a Bigfooty poster I post this. Rarely fails to infuriate 'em, that goes double for Handbaggers