Roast Worst Football Memorabilia

[Gasometer]

I've actually got a Gray Nicholls Dyna-Drive signed by Neale Armstrong. It's all I had with me when I bumped into him at a Dunkin Donuts in down-town Albuquerque in the early '90's. Seemed like a ripping fella. I studied Physics in year 12 so I was able to have a good chat to him about the importance of gravity & friction. He was intrigued by my 5 Star English Willow so I showed him my full range of strokes. He blinked feverishly and said, "Man. I don't know what sport you're playing, but you're obviously good at it." I then played him some of my 12th Man cassette. He seemed very confused, although he was in hysterics regarding Peanut Butter Jars. I'll never forget it. It seemed so real.

Aussie Gold

 

[Gasometer]

This one’s a trickier one, number a bit of a give awayView attachment 1921143

Greig Schimmelbusch

 

[Ashley B]

Greig Schimmelbusch

Not that olde Gaso last 10 yrs

 

[Ashley B]

Wasn’t sure if u were being serious gaso, I should of known lol

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

What was it filed under?

Objects that frighten children

 

[Ashley B]

Have a proper guess gaso

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Eric Wallace?

 

[Ashley B]

Eric Wallace?

I do have one somewhere I think might have given it to one of my north mates

 

[Ashley B]

The best game I have been too but one of our hardest losses . I always believe this loss was a major reason behind our 2 Premierships. The pain of it galvanised the group, and supporters alike

 

[DarkPhoenix]

This one’s a trickier one, number a bit of a give awayView attachment 1921143

Was going to go with Kennedy because of the neck.
But is it Fordham?

 

[Ashley B]

This one is another less known player

 

[Liam Boy]

malcolm lynch

Malcolm Lynch

Age

36

Ht

184cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.0

1star

K

3.5

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.0

1star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

3.5

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

4star

G

0.0

1star

?

 

[Ashley B]

malcolm lynch?

Good get , a couple of olde fan favourites

 

[Liam Boy]

cruize and super gav

 

[rickety]

How about this one a bit easier View attachment 1915678

Benny Speight

 

[Ashley B]

Not sure why, I seem to keep the pictures of the painful losses. Remember this hideous game. Losing the unlosable. Also famous for one other thing too, which is held dear to our hearts in here.

 

[Ashley B]

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

View attachment 1924287

The fella with the long neck, his parents may have named him Ayden Kennedy?

 

[Gumble Frankieton]

Does this count?

 

[Ashley B]

 

[Liam Boy]

that's luke "car keys" delaney. give us a hard one!