Social Science You Mad GD?

[dynamite_kid]

I just took a shower which included but was not limited to:
1x Washed body with soap
1x Washed hair

Final completion time:

1 Minute 31 Seconds

...are you mad? is this good time?

 

[Schulzenfest]

I call bullshit.

 

[HBK619]

Pics or gtfo.

 

[pezz]

Seconded

 

[r dub 19]

If you had fapped maybe I would.

 

[dynamite_kid]

I call bullshit.

Pics or gtfo.

Seconded

This

*no homo

 

[pezz]

Bet he didn't even condition his hair.

Peasant

 

[clivewaterhousen]

exfoliate?

 

[Aries]

sounds more like a rinse than a shower.

 

[dynamite_kid]

I'm sitting here feeling clean as **** brahs

 

[ash_1050]

Should have knocked one out as well and do the whole thing sub 2 minutes.

 

[Scootyb]

Not even a big deal brah, i thought you must have been a chick with all the fuss you seemed to think this would cause.
Umad?

 

[pezz]

 

[dynamite_kid]

Not even a big deal brah, i thought you must have been a chick with all the fuss you seemed to think this would cause.
Umad?

 

[Rustin Cohle]

I took a shower a couple of weeks ago. Washed my hair, washed my body with soap, moisturised, had a shave, rubbed one out, shaved my balls, cut my nails, watched a movie, ate a bucket of chicken, had sex with two women, had sex with one man, snorted a line of coke, drank a six pack of beer, ordered a pizza and made a cool beard with soap bubbles.

Took me 257m 48s.

 

[Invigoration]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

u all madd

 

[sblack]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

u all madd

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion

You know umad.

 

[MF]

You washed your hair?

Are you sum kinda **** or sumthin mate?

 

[Brad Goodman]

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

iMad.

 

[Mr Gor]

 

[Gus]

 

[rhinowce]

Just broke my PB time of 20.57sec for longest fap in the shower and now there's no hot water left...

 

[GOEAGLES 08]

Don't just stare at it, eat it.

iMad.

 

[Pumbi]

In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

u all madd

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion

You know umad.

 

[Mr Gor]