Celebrating HBF's 100k post. He is an ornament to big footy. The Casual Chat Thread

[Duritz]

Guys, Duritz is a dwarf! Is this new information?

Ha, you'd like to think so, but no I ain't really that, it was a bit of an in joke between me and... well... me and myself really.

Am genuinely 179, in bare feet, 184 in heels.

 

[El Dubya]

184 in heels.

Hawt.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

I think they are putting them in XXXX slabs too

EFA

 

[Morganashlee]

Ha, you'd like to think so, but no I ain't really that, it was a bit of an in joke between me and... well... me and myself really.

Am genuinely 179, in bare feet, 184 in heels.

Only 5cm heels ... Lightweight

 

[Duritz]

Hawt.

I literally have no idea what those four letters together mean. With each passing day you're becoming more like bombres, old friend. Baffling one word comments that have the rest of us scratching our heads. If you start misquoting I am going to organise an intervention.

 

[El Dubya]

I literally have no idea what those four letters together mean. With each passing day you're becoming more like bombres, old friend. Baffling one word comments that have the rest of us scratching our heads. If you start misquoting I am going to organise an intervention.

I've been at school for 15 hours today, cut me some slack. I was trying to convey that the thought of you in heels is very attractive. It's how dumb teenage girls say "hot" to each other, as in; "Your new lipstick looks hawt."

Hopefully you never have to learn to speak dumb teenage girl, but I am fluent in it.

 

[Allikat]

What about, What car did you get as your first car?

Valiant

Guys, Duritz is a dwarf! Is this new information?

#tallerthanDuritz

Ha, you'd like to think so, but no I ain't really that, it was a bit of an in joke between me and... well... me and myself really.

Am genuinely 179, in bare feet, 184 in heels.

Awww #shorterthanduritz

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Im taller then duritz

 

[Duritz]

I've been at school for 15 hours today, cut me some slack. I was trying to convey that the thought of you in heels is very attractive. It's how dumb teenage girls say "hot" to each other, as in; "Your new lipstick looks hawt."

Hopefully you never have to learn to speak dumb teenage girl, but I am fluent in it.

Slack cut, understood.

My Mum was a year 11/12 history and English teacher for 30 years, I know your pain.

 

[Allikat]

Im taller then duritz

I am if I wear 6 inch heels

 

[Duritz]

I am if I wear 6 inch heels

How about if you're wearing a 10 inch... no, not going to make that joke... this is not the Bay...

STOP TAKING CONTROL OF MY MIND BOMBRES!!!

 

[Morganashlee]

I am if I wear 6 inch heels

I'd be taller than Duritz in most of my shoes

 

[richoatthedisco]

Im taller then duritz

I'm probably taller than all of you.

 

[Duritz]

Look at this height obsession all of a sudden... come on guys, you're making Starburns_ feel uncomfortable.

 

[Starburns_]

I've been at school for 15 hours today, cut me some slack. I was trying to convey that the thought of you in heels is very attractive. It's how dumb teenage girls say "hot" to each other, as in; "Your new lipstick looks hawt."

Hopefully you never have to learn to speak dumb teenage girl, but I am fluent in it.

Oh, so by "English teacher" you meant as a second language?

Awww #shorterthanduritz

You've probably got me covered, I'm shorter than everyone except Sooz and Caleb Daniel.

Look at this height obsession all of a sudden... come on guys, you're making Starburns_ feel uncomfortable.

I comfort myself by saying that the air is less healthy the higher up you are.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Is Starburns_ a shortarse or his he a ewok?

 

[Higgins2Waite]

1cm taller than Duritz.

Midget!

 

[Duritz]

1cm taller than Duritz.

Midget!

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Hey, hey, hey... smash me all you like (figuratively) but not the great RFK.

 

[El Dubya]

Oh, so by "English teacher" you meant as a second language?

No, it genuinely makes me sad to see smart girls play dumb because they feel the need to fit in.

 

[Morganashlee]

No, it genuinely makes me sad to see smart girls play dumb because they feel the need to fit in.

They'll get over it. High school can be tough for a girl who doesn't have the confidence to just be her.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

They'll get over it. High school can be tough for a girl who doesn't have the confidence to just be her.

sexist!

 

[Duritz]

They'll get over it. High school can be tough for a girl who doesn't have the confidence to just be her.

Fifi was like that... until he became...

Starburns_!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Morganashlee]

sexist!

He was talking about girls ... Take a hike Brett

 

[Allikat]

Look at this height obsession all of a sudden... come on guys, you're making Starburns_ feel uncomfortable.

It's just jealousy cos I'm a shortass

Oh, so by "English teacher" you meant as a second language?



You've probably got me covered, I'm shorter than everyone except Sooz and Caleb Daniel.



I comfort myself by saying that the air is less healthy the higher up you are.

He's taller than me tooo

 

[Morganashlee]

Fifi was like that... until he became...

Starburns_!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I feel bad, be whoever you want to be Fyfie/Fifi/Starbucks