Supermercado
The straw that stirs the drink
Dean Terlich: "Hi [member], just wanted to give you a quick call and thank you for signing up again as a member. We all appreciate it."
Member: "It has nothing to ******* do with you. Piss off."
I heard a story once, probably urban legend, that Brad Miller rang somebody and the conversation finished with words to the effect of:
"Can I ask what you haven't signed up as a member yet?"
"Because of you" *hangs up*
Which is harsh, but also amusing.