Celebrating HBF's 100k post. He is an ornament to big footy. The Casual Chat Thread

[NotAMagpieBogan]

i give a darn good stare

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

When I shower I make sure that I scrub below my knees

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

jermaine is a pretty mans name for women

 

[NorthernLights]

 

[go you pups]

The risks are very real. How do I know this? Because I used to melt after close Norf losses and report everyone who posted 'norf'.

You ******* masher

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I'm scared when the sun is out

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I have an outie but also an innie

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

My face looks like this most of the day

 

[go you pups]

Engimal brah, can you mash the button on Magpie Bogan so he can stop stinking up this fred?

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I once shook Gary Ablett Snrs brothers hand

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

My favourite dance move is the backwards sprinkler

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I bought a box of donuts for a homeless man

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I like the feeling of waking up and having a cat lick your forehead

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I've got quite a large forehead, quite possibly a five head

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I think Adam Goodes is a worthy Austalian of the year

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I'm kidding lol

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Oh wait that's probably racist

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

When people refered to Smiling Buddha as SB, I always thought they were talking about Stratton Gun. Then I realised that Gun doesn't start with a B

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I hate it when people say they like Bob Marley because he smoked weed. Like no s**t he smoked weed. They probably couldn't even name a song of his

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

my phone has terrible battery.
Wa son 90% not long ago, nots its on not 90%

 

[NorthernLights]

I remember my first beer.

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

I being genuinely ungenuine when I say that I'm ungenuinely genuinely sober

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Don't say ever say goodbye, because it is always so final.

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

The defence force ads of BigFooty have not made me want to join the defence force at all.

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Chad Wingard

Whatahead