Media Qox Sports Media Presents: The Virgin Cup Season 19

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Your contract states that if you are somehow killed on the Qooty field you get 72...
After receiving this nom I'm bound to get 50+ in the baghdadi nightclubs anyway...
 
It's also quite some time since I've been associated with virgins...

Why wasn't Jesus born in Adelaide?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin...

Well done on the nomination cammo6556 - keep up the good work.
 

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What do Adelaide women use for protection during sex?

Bus shelters.

What do you call a 35 year old woman from Adelaide?

Grandma.


Sorry Danoz . These are just old Frankston jokes really...

Back to the Virgins!
 
What do Adelaide women use for protection during sex?

Bus shelters.

What do you call a 35 year old woman from Adelaide?

Grandma.


Sorry Danoz . These are just old Frankston jokes really...

Back to the Virgins!
Replace Adelaide with Elizabeth, and you're on a winner. It's one of only two suburbs in Adelaide where you'll see 14yo's walking the street with 3 kids. It may not be politically correct, but I'm not joking.
 
Replace Adelaide with Elizabeth, and you're on a winner. It's one of only two suburbs in Adelaide where you'll see 14yo's walking the street with 3 kids. It may not be politically correct, but I'm not joking.

Sounds charming.
 
Replace Adelaide with Elizabeth, and you're on a winner. It's one of only two suburbs in Adelaide where you'll see 14yo's walking the street with 3 kids. It may not be politically correct, but I'm not joking.
I know Elizabeth pretty well. I've never been there but I used to work at the Cash Converters head office and that store was a popular one.
 

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What do Adelaide women use for protection during sex?

Bus shelters.

What do you call a 35 year old woman from Adelaide?

Grandma.


Sorry Danoz . These are just old Frankston jokes really...

Back to the Virgins!
You mean the Sweet FA?

72-virgins-family-guy.jpg
 
Round 8

Another big week saw one player continue to rack up the stats while another is making his mark both on field and off it. Eight rounds in and there are two standouts currently vying for a nomination, both from clubs without a nomination at this point. Only one gets his recognition this week.

spookism and Mr Eagle / Tarkyn_24 are all rebuilding. The Swamprats and Hawks have had a torried last few months and all captains want to grab a positive when it comes up. jackenny has had a standout season but he needs to do more. Unsighted this week agains the Warriors in the Match Thread - if he can lift, he's sure to factor in the nominations.

That leaves us with the Swamprats.

This player has been more than handy on the field. He averages 12.5 hitouts a game, nearly 10 kicks a game and 17.75 disposals a game. He's second in the competition in hitouts and is averaging 88.5 Exie Points per game.

But more than that, his posting has been excellent. 31 posts in the last Match Thread - funny, witty and controversial at times - this players posting has arguably been more important to his side than his on-field exploits this season. He's given the Swamprats some bite.

Of course, we are talking about Rats ruckman, toxic.

His Round 8 game saw him rack up 27 touches, 16 hitouts and 3 goals in a best on ground performance.

Highlights include:

1 : 16 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to nivek48.
1 : 16.03 {lW} - Hands it off to toxic.
1 : 16.07 {lW} - toxic fifty-five out - backs himself.
1 : 16.12 {lW} - That's number 1 for toxic.
Baghdad Bandits : 2.2.14
Sin City Swamprats : 5.1.31

1 : 16.16 {C} - Textbook ruckwork from toxic.
1 : 16.24 {rW} - toxic breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 16.37 {rW} - toxic takes off.
1 : 16.43 {rW} - Don't tell me he's kicked it.
1 : 16.47 {rW} - Tremendous solo effort from toxic results in a goal.
Baghdad Bandits : 2.2.14
Sin City Swamprats : 6.1.37

2 goals in a qtr
I'm getting naked

3 : 13.15 {C} - toxic palms the ball down.
3 : 13.23 {C} - toxic has possession.
3 : 13.27 {lW} - A lookaway handpass to wharfie_1870.

3 : 15.33 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily El_Scorcho was well placed to clean up.
3 : 15.37 {C} - Draws a man and then with hands to toxic.
3 : 15.41 {C} - toxic boots toward an open goal.
3 : 15.45 {C} - toxic says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.8.62
Sin City Swamprats : 15.5.95

3 : 23.14 {rW} - Gives the ball to AusHorrorStory.
3 : 23.18 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to toxic.
3 : 23.22 {rFP} - He handpasses to El_Scorcho.
3 : 23.27 {rFP} - This should be a certain goal.
3 : 23.31 {rFP} - El_Scorcho says 'Goals are fun and I'm having one'.
Baghdad Bandits : 9.9.63
Sin City Swamprats : 17.6.108
3 : 24.37 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Abraham Nuscrack under pressure.
3 : 24.41 {lHFF} - A wild handball - but luckily toxic was well placed to clean up.
3 : 24.45 {lHFF} - A slick handpass goes to El_Scorcho.
3 : 24.49 {lHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to i_dont_care.
3 : 24.53 {lHFF} - The crowd will go nuts if this goes through.
3 : 24.57 {lHFF} - Hard work pays off for i_dont_care. It pays six points.

In a resume-material performance, toxic had van peebles's measure. - 40m from 60 to 100.

Congratulations to toxic on his Round 8 Cherry Popper nomination. Keep up the good work and good luck for the remainder of the season.
 
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just so you guys are aware, maybe you're not, the Roys have rookies too. 2 in particular are bringing the house down.
But yeah, Roys have rookies too. i know it's strange.
They're currently ranked 2nd and 6th of those not yet nominated.
 
Round 9

When you think of 'young blood', you don't immediately think of The Roys. And with stalwarts like Fred, Reardo, Mobbenfuhrer and fitzroybulldog roaming Brunswick
Street with their motorised scooters, it can be hard to see them even being able to talk to a Gen Xer, let alone recruit someone with a backwards facing cap.

But they did.

And although it may be one of their forgotten grandchildren - they have done it and so far, Loonerty is certainly making him mark on the competition.

Averaging over 18 disposals a game, Loonerty has impressed on field as well as off it, having fitted in to the Sweet FA like Mobbs fits into an old pair of slippers. His posting has been really impressive and I can see a big future ahead. With a bit more media training, he might even be a smokey for the EKA.

On Sunday Monday Tuesday night he gave DV2000 an absolute bath and was one of the Roys best - despite the sides loss. He racked up 21 disposals and looked well at home in the hussle and bustle of the midfield.

Highlights include:

2 : 2.35 {C} - Reardo wins the hitout unopposed.
2 : 2.44 {rW} - Its hard and tough but Loonerty wins possession.
2 : 2.48 {rW} - He involves Rendered_Unsafe in the play.

2 : 6.26 {CHB} - Now Mobbenfuhrer has the ball. What can he do with it?.
2 : 6.31 {rW} - The kick seeks out Loonerty.
2 : 6.35 {rW} - Poor effort DV2000. Loonerty takes the mark.
2 : 6.39 {rW} - The ball is now with Loonerty.
2 : 6.43 {rW} - Loonerty dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
2 : 6.47 {C} - He kicks across the ground towards Mooch.

2 : 19.3 {C} - The ball is now with jackenny.
2 : 19.34 {lW} - He tries to find DV2000 with a chip pass.
2 : 19.38 {lW} - DV2000 is the target but he's outplayed by Loonerty.

4 : 2.07 {rW} - Gentlemen with all the time in the world.
4 : 2.11 {lW} - He transfers play using DV2000.
4 : 2.15 {lW} - Loonerty is in the way and will mark.
4 : 2.19 {rW} - With the ball is Loonerty.

4 : 24.18 {lHBF} - A lookaway handpass to freetoeknee.
4 : 24.22 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Loonerty.
4 : 24.26 {rW} - Loonerty is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 24.3 {rW} - Loonerty breaks free and has found some space.

Well done to the Roys and well done to Loonerty on being this weeks Cherry Popper. Good luck for the rest of the season. :thumbsu:

 
Thanks Frankston Rover, thrilled with the recognition but disappointed we didn't pick up the win.

Gotta give a shout out to the captain fitzroybulldog as well as my fellow Terrifyingly Terrific and Tremendous Trio buddies in Mighty P and Mooch.
 

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