Banter Richmond Tigers V Carlton Poohs - #HIRD4CARLTON

[MrsEddieBetts]

They don't do banter well. Bunch of 40 something sooky la la's living with their mums still

Pretty sure we're one of the only team boards with a permanent banter thread.

 

[HARKER]

AKA thank **** I didn't go to Carlton

That's great then as it all worked out, given we didn't want McKenzie......along with another 16 clubs. Wonder why? Hmmmmmm.

It doesn't get better than Richmond going into this game red hot favourites...........I mean what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Beer n Skittles]

O' glorious Captains!

Versus

EFA

At this point finishing 9th would save Richmond a lot of embarrassment.

Also, how the hell have you gone 25 years without a decent player?

 

[no orange peeler]

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Hows it going nuffies, won a final yet ?

out of debt yet??

 

[slashin_velvet]

Dear Trent,

http://www.bom.gov.au/vic/forecasts/melbourne.shtml

Regards
S_V

 

[leekok]

Cotch >>>> Kreuzer They were mates but Cotch hates all that is Carlton so he no longer likes him. Makes sense.

 

[Beer n Skittles]

Cotch >>>> Kreuzer They were mates but Cotch hates all that is Carlton so he no longer likes him. Makes sense.

Cotchin hates Carlton so much that he refuses to ever win any finals. "That's what those bastards over at Carlton would do"

 

[Groupie_]

Pretty sure we're one of the only team boards with a permanent banter thread.

Permanent banter thread is s**t . wtf evn is that

"everyone has to post here" nazi germany stylez

 

[Groupie_]

Cotchin hates Carlton so much that he refuses to ever win any finals. "That's what those bastards over at Carlton would do"

how many finals have u won against Richmond in the last 107 years

 

[Beer n Skittles]

how many finals have u won against Richmond in the last 107 years

No idea, but we've won 1 in the last 2 years. After finishing 9th

 

[KnaveyBlue]

Come on guys, it's your own banter thread and you're not even using your best troll bait:

 

[Groupie_]

No idea, but we've won 1 in the last 2 years. After finishing 9th

23-7 brah

 

[Cody_]

* you Carlton scums

-Cody

 

[Groupie_]

^ 10k fake members

 

[Cody_]

^ 10k fake members

worse than buying instagram likes

 

[Sublime]

Not even really banter, this was just great though.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

So how do you go from being sponsored by one of the largest recyclers and packaging companies on the planet, to the guys who pick up your tray at a food court

What's next, ground sponsor to be Koutas bankrupt Souva joints?

 

[slashin_velvet]

^ 10k fake members

Thats a stange accusation to make towards Carlton - using last years numbers (because this year hasnt been published yet):

No of members: Richmond - 66,122, Carlton - 47,485
Member revenue: Richmond - $9,873,572, Carlton - $9,184,662

Your additional 18,637 members gave you a petty $688,910 of revenue. At an average of $36 - thats a lot of birthday cards and pet memberships....are you guys going to dedicate a bay to doggy day care at the G this year?

 

[Groupie_]

Thats a stange accusation to make towards Carlton - using last years numbers (because this year hasnt been published yet):

No of members: Richmond - 66,122, Carlton - 47,485
Member revenue: Richmond - $9,873,572, Carlton - $9,184,662

Your additional 18,637 members gave you a petty $688,910 of revenue. At an average of $36 - thats a lot of birthday cards and pet memberships....are you guys going to dedicate a bay to doggy day care at the G this year?

That's 688k you muppets could've put towards your 10 million dollar debt

Only at Carltoon would they settle for less members and revenue

 

[slashin_velvet]

So how do you go from being sponsored by one of the largest recyclers and packaging companies on the planet, to the guys who pick up your tray at a food court

What's next, ground sponsor to be Koutas bankrupt Souva joints?

How do you go from being sponsored by the Transport Accident Commision, to being sponsored by one of the biggest causes of transport accidents?

Lucky you're also sponsored by an insurance company.

 

[Groupie_]

The_Wookie

 

[Ned_Flanders]

As ****ed up as Ben Cousins is right now, at least he isn't that far off his nut that he thinks Carlton will win every game in 2015

Mick was a great man, but if he believes that he is either having way too much choof, or the dementia is finally kicking in

 

[Groupie_]

As stuffed up as Ben Cousins is right now, at least he isn't that far off his nut that he thinks Carlton will win every game in 2015

Mick was a great man, but if he believes that he is either having way too much choof, or the dementia is finally kicking in

Will be lucky to win 4. Bottom 4 lock

 

[Ned_Flanders]

How do you go from being sponsored by the Transport Accident Commision, to being sponsored by one of the biggest causes of transport accidents?

Lucky you're also sponsored by an insurance company.

1) they paid more

2) makes sense to get them both ways . What about you guys though? Any chance of being sponsored by a car company that doesn't make glorified matchbox cars?

 

[slashin_velvet]

1) they paid more

2) makes sense to get them both ways . What about you guys though? Any chance of being sponsored by a car company that doesn't make glorified matchbox cars?

Id rather a matchbox car with its wheels on the ground than a car thats likely to spend more time on its back.

"You did what????"
"I rolled a Jeep"