Autopsy Round 22 - vs Geelong @ Metricon Stadium - August 13th at 4:35pm

[Iva Bigun]

Look we might be slow and poorly coached but at least our skills are

Am I doing positivity correctly?

 

[nutstar]

What was Lemmens to do with that tackle… rubbish call

 

[SnusCG]

Holy * Flanders

4 touches, 3 turnovers

 

[Young_Guns]

We traded up for Flanders yeah?
Just another masterstroke.

 

[Ben Drever]

As long as it’s not like this at quarter time we can be happy

Great find..
That’s some serious good investigation skills

 

[SnusCG]

Hollands is just all class.

everything he touches is gold

 

[Iva Bigun]

What do you mean?

That’s there isn’t one, my attempt at humour

 

[SandyToes]

We traded up for Flanders yeah?
Just another masterstroke.

What was his scouting report?
Looking at his body type I’m suspecting he was an early developer and was doing the manchild thing at junior level
Now he just looks short fat and slow with no particular standout assets


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[Ben Drever]

There just toying with us.

We are the cotton ball the cat plays with..

Right before he goes out and kills the mouse

 

[Iva Bigun]

We traded up for Flanders yeah?
Just another masterstroke.

Yeah, and Jez Mclennan and Sharp who we are doing our best to piss off

These guys must be geniuses as I’m in Mensa and I can’t figure it out

 

[Ben Drever]

What was his scouting report?
Looking at his body type I’m suspecting he was an early developer and was doing the manchild thing at junior level
Now he just looks short fat and slow with no particular standout assets


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Bit of a hybrid. 20 odd plus hit the scoreboard most games

Think he had mid 20s and 4 goals one game which sent his stock skywards..

 

[MarcLocksCrustySock]

That’s there isn’t one, my attempt at humour

I wasn't being a utensil I just didn't understand your joke lol

 

[Cheifkeith95]

North are gonna do us in next week I can feel it in my bones

 

[Supersuns]

A lower midfield team vs the best team in the competition. Seems about right so far

 

[Iva Bigun]

I wasn't being a utensil I just didn't understand your joke lol

Didn’t think you were, I know mate, I can be an enquired taste

 

[Ben Drever]

Didn’t think you were, I know mate, I can be an enquired taste

Your wife did say that about u

 

[Iva Bigun]

A lower midfield team vs the best team in the competition. Seems about right so far

The difference is however that we have a midfield full of high draft picks that simply have not been developed versus a team of hard-working selfless, driven players that live and die football

 

[Iva Bigun]

Your wife did say that about u

No doubt it sounded garbled

 

[Supersuns]

The difference is however that we have a midfield full of high draft picks that simply have not been developed versus a team of hard-working selfless, driven players that live and die football

Geelongs midfield is almost entirely high draft picks

 

[Supersuns]

High for me is 25 forward btw

 

[Billy ray]

Well this is fun
Highlight of the first half was the milo kitkat i had. You guys had one? Just brilliant

 

[Sunny_]

Not normally one to question the Coaching staff, but they got this one wrong to start with. Putting our only lockdown defender on some forward tag for Stewart? That's being smart for the sake of being smart, and backfired spectacularly when their small forward ran riot. The problem with putting him back is that now we have Mac Andrew forward, who has never played there before in our system. So by fixing the Lemmens position, we've created a hole up forward because Mac, who shouldn't be in the team anyway, has NFI what to do there.

Farrar on Cameron is obviously not going to work because he hasn't got the body to go with him. For some reason they put Graham on Rohan? Surely you swap these over?

Bizarre positions.

Overall though, we're getting hammered but that's not too much of a surprise as I think most saw this coming. They are supremely good at punishing turnover, and when we keep dropping marks up forward, it sets them up easily.

Hopefully we can turn it around soon and at least keep it even from here on out, otherwise our percentage will be hammered and it will undo a lot of good work.

Dunno what Dew was thinking bringing Flanders in. We may as well bring Sexton in - at least he can impact offensively. Flanders currently can't impact either way.

Davies probably shouldn't be playing either, but at least he's contributing in some way. Very much learning the caper.

 

[Sunny_]

I'll also say that the Geelong bodies just look gigantic compared to most of our guys. The mids in particular. Anderson & Rowell just trying to hang onto guys like Danger. Surprised we don't have Swallow in there.

 

[SandyToes]

It shows where we are as a Club still though when we’re only 5 or 6 injuries away from reverting to this sort of performance
Izak won’t be having second thoughts


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[PokerChamp]

Flanders with more touches then Rowell…

Can’t fault Rowell’s effort, but gotta impact the game more then that.

Why can’t he find the footy?