Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[The Other Dean]

Why in God's name did they do a triathalon?

Tri-ing wacky s**t is what got them into this mess. I'm all for it.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Why in God's name did they do a triathalon?

They are following Lance Armstrong's career path a little to closely

 

[MaddAdam]

Who is their actual coach at the moment? I find it hard to keep track of.

It is Hird still yeah? But will be Harvey soon, not Bomber?

When does Steve Alessio get his turn?

 

[Twinkletoes]

Who is their actual coach at the moment? I find it hard to keep track of.

Dunno the bloke's name but here he is leading a session.

 

[Dodecahedron]

Dunno the bloke's name but here he is leading a session.

Schnell, schnell....you vill inject zeez peptides......Zeig heil. Zeig heil !!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Schnell, shnell....you vill inject zeez peptides......Zeig heil. Zeig heil !!

Heil hird*.

 

[MaddAdam]

From now he should be referred to as James Hirds.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

The AFL might have to give *them Paul Roos and pay his salary because *they'll be in the shitter after all of this.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

How else are they gonna run from the state while being flat broke?

 

[muttley45]

A little ironic that * fans are complaining about the delay in proceedings ASADA is apparently using to ensure a guilty verdict is obtained

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

It's ironic that they blame anyone for this lasting longer than six months.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

what hill happen first:

asada hands down sanctions

or

this thread hits 1000 pages

both are days worth being around for

 

[LuvtheKangas]

what hill happen first:

asada hands down sanctions

or

this thread hits 1000 pages

both are days worth being around for

No doubt some * supporters will whinge that we're taking too long to get to 1,000 pages.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Sympathy is always in low supply.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Sympathy is always in low supply.

I don't think I could give any less of a f*** if I tried when it comes to these c***s.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

In fact, it all couldn't happen to a better pack of c***s. Self-entitled, attention-seeking, look at me, pieces of f****ing s**t. Go f*** yourselves.

 

[Greater Gattsby]

In fact, it all couldn't happen to a better pack of c***s. Self-entitled, attention-seeking, look at me, pieces of f****ing s**t. Go f*** yourselves.

Get it all out boy

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

I'm drunk and emotional. F*** em!

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

So many moderator edits.

 

[MaddAdam]

Essendon board outraged that Hirdy didn't get a knighthood.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Essendon board outraged that Hirdy didn't get a knighthood.

He* should have got one, for all the lol's he's* provided us and destroying his* own club*.

 

[MaddAdam]

I've been told if this drags out into March EFC will be taking out an injunction so the 2015 season is not disrupted. I don't know the specifics of the legal basis but this is on the cards. Not sure it's what I wanted to hear as like most I want closure which seems light years away...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Sit tight. Be confident.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I'm drunk and emotional. F*** em!

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

PETA is now Pretending Essendon Trials (are) Adequate.