Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Black2Blue]

And here's my contribution

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*jimmy landed on Chance........

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

And here's my contribution

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The Sumerian empire had money notes?

 

[the big lebowski]

So had lunch with a mate today. He told me the following:

Works for an engineering group that is working right text to the new bombers HQ. two months ago (approx) they uncovered a blocked storm water drain that apparently led directly from the new training base. The cause if the blockage was 40 - 50 empty bottles if listerine.
They found this odd and happened to ask their health and safety guy why anyone would want so much listerine. He claimed it could be used as a masking agent for drug testing.

Probs not true but funny nonetheless

 

[gokangas]

Good read.

http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-ne...james-hirds-feet-of-clay-20150201-132ocw.html

 

[Flawed Genius]

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Better. And. Better.

Comparing Jimmy's plight to that of the most famous human rights activist of all time.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Better. And. Better.

Comparing Jimmy's plight to that of the most famous human rights activist of all time.

Mate this whole thing is about human rights how have you not grasped that yet

 

[Flawed Genius]

Herrrr arrrrr hmmmm nnggggg hhhhnnn

www.twitter.com/hirdmycaptain

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

* me sideways......

 

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Herrrr arrrrr hmmmm nnggggg hhhhnnn

www.twitter.com/hirdmycaptain

That's gotta be a piss take. But what's funnier is it has mad Bomber fans following and taking it seriously.

 

[Mr Reliable]

**** me sideways......

They could add Robbo to that list. He's been incredibly independent and evenhanded throughout this entire saga. A Walkley is not out of the question for the great man.

 

[MaddAdam]

Crying on photoshop is a pain to do, i've got the photo of it, but its a pain to add decent tears.

I feel sorry for Doss* and a few others as well, him and a few others are true supporters and just simply want to rebuild from the crap heap.

In the first presser, Evans said that's what they'd do - rebuild.

It is Hird who has dragged it out to this.

Hird killed their club.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

In the first presser, Evans said that's what they'd do - rebuild.

It is Hird who has dragged it out to this.

Hird killed their club.

And it's been just grand.

 

[GarnerSmash]

**** me sideways......

And if only there were more lawyers like Martin Hardy we could all live in a utopian non-neo-liberal world where we could drink a nice Coonawarra and sea-kayak al day long.

 

[LT Smash]

**** me sideways......

Tracey Holmes vs Mackenzie/Baker

 

[LT Smash]

And if only there were more lawyers like Martin Hardy we could all live in a utopian non-neo-liberal world where we could drink a nice Coonawarra and sea-kayak al day long.

No, under the perfect communist utopia, we only sea-kayak at the break of dawn. We teach, cook and indulge ourselves in cyber conspiracy theories during the day; we study and philosophise in the afternoons; and in the evenings, we are simply pleasant company.

 

[Hearts to hearts]

That's gotta be a piss take. But what's funnier is it has mad Bomber fans following and taking it seriously.

The things that have been said and done with a straight face in support of Hird*, satire - as Tom Lehrer said - is now redundant.

 

[Gorman2Geister]

Oh the ironing!
*albert is compared to Mandela whilst they kiss the beloved toes of Bruce Francis who had no qualms of dropping into South Africa to make a bit of coin whilst Mandela was in the slammer.

 

[Hojuman]

@hirdmycaptain..........gotta be takin the piss, hasn't he / she ?

 

[Gorman2Geister]

Hopefully ASADA has enough evidence to nail them. The tribunal only needs to be "comfortably satisfied" that they did it. Exhibit A your honour - the definition of comfortable satisfaction:

 

[Jay-Z]

If anyone has a copy of the infamous post on the HTB on thursday night can you please pm me

 

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

Stan Grant likes this

 

[Devington]

If anyone has a copy of the infamous post on the HTB on thursday night can you please pm me

I've been away for a fair while, but looks like I chose the right time to come back. If I could get a PM about the Thursday night post and yesterday's, I'd appreciative it! I've been struggling to scrounge up any sympathy for Essendon recently, but I think this might just do the trick.

 

[GarnerSmash]

I've been away for a fair while, but looks like I chose the right time to come back. If I could get a PM about the Thursday night post and yesterday's, I'd appreciative it! I've been struggling to scrounge up any sympathy for Essendon recently, but I think this might just do the trick.

In short

What do you want me to expand on. My post is pretty self explanatory. It is not from the interim report. It is clear evidence that an Essondon player admits to taking TB4 and he witnessed other players doing the same. The player in question, I believe, was under the impression that TB4 was not banned at the time he took it. The point is, that it would seem that players lied to ASADA. Yes, they did not know it was banned but they still lied. This in itself is not a game changer but it does point to some pretty insidious stuff going on at Essendon. In addition, there are a whole host of financial entries that Essendon did not conceal, that correlate to Alavi's own financial records some of which include banned substances including, but not limited to TB4. I do not think that Essonden are screwed but they do have some explaining to do. From what I can tell, there were at least 14 different orders of peptides to Essendon. Many of them may have been legal but it does seem that at least 8 different orders contained TB4.

 

[Devington]

In short

Thankyou for that, and for Jay-Z for PMing me.

Just a little something I noticed, which I assume we should be fine to discuss but please delete my post if it's not. But I believe MGF has been mentioned recently. Pretty sure it can be used to treat muscular dystrophy, which is supposedly what the Mexican meds at the hyperbaric clinic were for treating.