Society & Culture Things in life you just don't understand

[IschenkoUBeauty]

Why does it rain on weekends when you want to do stuff?

Its bullshit.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy does it always raaaaaaaaaaaain on me?

The song to sum up my life.

 

[Cruyff14]

Why does it rain on weekends when you want to do stuff?

Its bullshit.

 

[Off The Couch]

Perth motorists

Wtf - I hope that was reported to police

 

[Beerfish]

Wtf - I hope that was reported to police

They probably are the police.

 

[JUBJUB]

 

[Big Cox 88]

I don't get why people yelled abuse at me while I was moving my washing machine to my new place in Como

 

[Dagless]

Why toasters have such high settings. Who wants black toast?

 

[Off The Couch]

Why toasters have such high settings. Who wants black toast?

If I take my toaster past 1 it burns, but only on one side - the other side hasn't changed colour at all. This is no cheap toaster but I'm going back to my $10 kmart one because it at least cooks it both sides

 

[BALKAN]

Why toasters have such high settings. Who wants black toast?

easy there, Adolf

 

[Catfish Alley]

Why toasters have such high settings. Who wants black toast?

Crumpets, bagels etc

 

[peternorth]

watching discovery channel. ad for alaskan bush people show comes on. narrator says they're bush people and dont need the outside world.

nek minnut doing a show for tv.

 

[Gough]

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, how could you man?

 

[kfc1]

Dr Karl from Neighbours playing guitar in a hip hop film clip

 

[Illinois Nazi]

1. Why the AFL schedule games in Perth at 2.30pm in April

2. Why people attend such games wearing a scarf

 

[Gough]

1. Why the AFL schedule games in Perth at 2.30pm in April

2. Why people attend such games wearing a scarf

Are you near the lipstick pitbull this year mate?

 

[gaskin]

1. Why the AFL schedule games in Perth at 2.30pm in April

2. Why people attend such games wearing a scarf

Should be more a question of why the AFL seem to think it is a good idea to continue scheduling Derbys on a Sunday afternoon.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Are you near the lipstick pitbull this year mate?

Yes, she turned up today with her husband (I don't think he attended any games at all last year). Nothing new to report, her favourite topic of conversation is still herself, and watching the actual game is a distant second.

EDIT: One line I do recall hearing from her, which I really hope doesn't actually have the connotations it sounds like: "Well it's not your problem, if he wants to top himself then tell him to go ahead."

 

[Quivorir]

I just got a warning for using settings that are highly recommended.

 

[Keys]

Yes, she turned up today with her husband (I don't think he attended any games at all last year). Nothing new to report, her favourite topic of conversation is still herself, and watching the actual game is a distant second.

EDIT: One line I do recall hearing from her, which I really hope doesn't actually have the connotations it sounds like: "Well it's not your problem, if he wants to top himself then tell him to go ahead."

Yeah it's not quite that desperate for Simpson just yet

 

[Keys]

I know I'm old but I don't get blokes that wear jeans that are close to or past the halfway mark of being considered falling off

 

[EdgeOfReason]

Me either. If you want to display your underwear to the world, why bother wearing jeans at all?

 

[Quivorir]

Because wearing just underwear in public is even more frowned upon than wearing my jeans around my knees.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Who is Kylie Jenner and why do people want her lips?

 

[Off The Couch]

Who is Kylie Jenner and why do people want her lips?

Half a Kardashian and daughter of bruce Jenner

 

[Quivorir]

Heard on the radio this morning some flog from either Richmond or Melbourne saying how the want the Friday Night ANZAC Day eve slot every year. What?